CynicalRedhead

21.3k
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (5.1k)
17 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (5.1k)
21.3k
sales
17 years
on Etsy
21.3k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (5.1k)
17 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (5.1k)
21.3k
sales
17 years
on Etsy
21296 Sales

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Last updated on Nov 30, 2020
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About CynicalRedhead

Cynical Redhead - Personalized Jewelry & Accessories

Sales 21,296
On Etsy since 2008

Cynical Redhead - Personalized Jewelry & Accessories

Insomniac With a Hammer

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    Michelle

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Photography, Shipping

    I live with my husband and 2 puffball kitties. I have a Bachelor's degree in Psychology and a Master's degree in Counseling, neither of which are being used currently and probably won't be for some time.

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    Ember

    Customer Service

    In charge of making sad doe eyes at angry or unreasonable customers. Creative consultant regarding items that dangle.

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    Astrid

    Customer Service

    Complaint Department Manager

Production partners

  • 4imprint

    Oshkosh, WI

    Pins are manufactured out of house.

Shop policies

Last updated on February 16, 2023

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Returns & exchanges

See item details for return and exchange eligibility.

Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

More information

Last updated on Dec 17, 2025

Frequently asked questions

When will my order ship?

Turnaround time is listed in the individual listing for each item. You may need to click "Shipping and return policies" in the listing to see them.

You will receive an email with tracking when your order ships.

Tracking Your Package

Once a package has been shipped, your tracking number will be emailed to you. Please check it for updates.

I cannot rush, intercept, or alter a shipment after it has been mailed. I am not responsible for missed deadlines caused by mail delays. I do not guarantee any delivery times by the USPS.

Always order as early as possible to allow your items to be made, packaged, and shipped and to allow for any unexpected mail delays.

Christmas Delivery Deadlines

HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES:
Dec 1st for International Orders
December 12th for orders in the USA

Orders made by these dates will be shipped by the USPS deadlines for Christmas delivery.

I cannot guarantee delivery times for the USPS. I really, really wish I could.

What if my package says Delivered and I haven't received it?

Because of the rise in theft of packages on porches and the increasing number of packages showing up days (or even a week) after being marked as Delivered, I cannot be responsible for packages once they are marked as Delivered. This is also in line with Etsy policy.

If you do not think your package was stolen, if possible, check with neighbors and check with other members of your household.

If you are still unable to locate your package, take your tracking number to your local post office and see if they can assist you in finding it.

What if I gave the wrong address?

If you gave the wrong address at checkout, contact me immediately. If your order has not been shipped yet, I will happily change the address for you.

If your order has already shipped, there is unfortunately nothing I can do to retrieve it, and you will be responsible for repurchasing.

If your original order comes back to me in the mail, I will refund the cost of the original order, minus shipping. If I do not receive it, I will not refund the order as it was due to customer error and not an error on my part.

PLEASE ALWAYS CHECK YOUR ADDRESS FOR ACCURACY.

I hate for you to not receive your package, but I simply cannot afford to resend orders out for free due to incorrect address being given.

Care Instructions

To keep your jewelry looking its best, do not sleep in your cuffs.

Do not spray alcohol based items such as perfume directly on your hand stamped jewelry. This may cause the color of the text to fade.

If your aluminum cuff, key chain, or pendant gets scratched, minor scratches can be buffed out with a jewelry buffer or polishing cloth.

All copper and brass pieces are buffed with microcrystalline wax to avoid tarnish, but these metals still should not be worn in water.

Copper and brass may eventually leave a green tint on the skin. This is a normal occurrence with both metals, and it is harmless. It will wash off easily with soap and water.

Customs and VAT Fees

I do NOT collect customs or VAT fees.

It is the responsibility of the customer to be aware of and pay any customs or VAT fees associated with your order.

Sizing Details

All my cuffs generally fit up to approximately an 8" wrist. If you need a bigger size, contact me here on Etsy.

The aluminum cuffs are especially adjustable and are great for those with smaller than average wrists as well.

Copper, brass, and sterling silver are slightly adjustable.

Gift Wrapping

Your order will be shipped in a gift box or organza bag with colored tissue paper.

I do not offer gift wrapping. Time just doesn't allow. Plus, I'm really terrible at it.

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