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How long does processing take?
Each item is made to order. Processing times may vary by product, so please check the estimated delivery date shown on each listing before purchasing.
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Shipping times depend on your location and the product ordered. Tracking information will be provided when available.
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Because each product is made to order, returns and exchanges are generally not accepted unless the item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect.
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Please contact us within 48 hours of delivery and include clear photos of the item, packaging, and shipping label so we can review the issue.
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Please contact us as soon as possible. Once production has started, changes or cancellations may no longer be possible.
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Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settings and the printing process. We aim to represent every product as accurately as possible.
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Care instructions vary by product. Please follow the instructions included in the listing. For clothing, wash inside out in cold water and avoid ironing directly over the design.
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Yes. These products are inspired by Dead Housewives of Philadelphia: The Novel and feature the Divas’ memorable taglines.
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Visit deadhousewives.com to read the prologue and meet the Divas.
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Custom requests may be considered depending on the product and design. Please send a message before ordering to discuss availability.