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Announcement    Come again, stay awhile!

Hey! I'm Lux. Just a Freaked Out Cat rescued after being found in a shoe box in Hollywood. My Mom started this store awhile ago. But didn't have time to maintain it, so I'm taking over for her.

Welcome to my store of cross stitch that says what you really want to say! Also featuring various other twisted crafts including black metal sock puppets, Sex & Drugs Rock n' Roll drawer/cabinet knobs, light switch covers, the unholy trinity that is buttons / mirrors / bottle opener keychains, Blackouts Roll-up Sunglasses, really bad paint by numbers, and Drunkspo Motivational Posters for the Heavy Drinker. They're purrfect for the home or the bar or the home bar. Also occasionally sell original owner vintage rock t-shirts, clothing, etc.

Don't forget to check out 'sales' because if you see a cross stitch you like that is sold out, might be able to do it again.

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Last updated on May 15, 2023

Come again, stay awhile!

Hey! I'm Lux. Just a Freaked Out Cat rescued after being found in a shoe box in Hollywood. My Mom started this store awhile ago. But didn't have time to maintain it, so I'm taking over for her.

Welcome to my store of cross stitch that says what you really want to say! Also featuring various other twisted crafts including black metal sock puppets, Sex & Drugs Rock n' Roll drawer/cabinet knobs, light switch covers, the unholy trinity that is buttons / mirrors / bottle opener keychains, Blackouts Roll-up Sunglasses, really bad paint by numbers, and Drunkspo Motivational Posters for the Heavy Drinker. They're purrfect for the home or the bar or the home bar. Also occasionally sell original owner vintage rock t-shirts, clothing, etc.

Don't forget to check out 'sales' because if you see a cross stitch you like that is sold out, might be able to do it again.

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F??k You Pay Me MINI Finished and Framed Cross Stitch

F??k You Pay Me MINI Finished and Framed Cross Stitch

$20.00

Turn The F**king Lights Off 5 x 7 inch Finished Cross Stitch in Black Frame

Turn The F**king Lights Off 5 x 7 inch Finished Cross Stitch in Black Frame

$40.00

Keep It Reel with cassette MINI Finished Cross Stitch in choice of black or silver frame

Keep It Reel with cassette MINI Finished Cross Stitch in choice of black or silver frame

$20.00

An Apple A Day You Die Anyway 4 x 5 inch finished cross stitch in walnut wood frame

An Apple A Day You Die Anyway 4 x 5 inch finished cross stitch in walnut wood frame

$36.00

It's not show and tell FLUSH Finished Framed MINI Cross Stitch w/Choice of Lettering Colors & Choice of Black or Silver Colored Frame

It's not show and tell FLUSH Finished Framed MINI Cross Stitch w/Choice of Lettering Colors & Choice of Black or Silver Colored Frame

$20.00

True happiness comes from snorting coke off a hooker's ass 4 x 6 finished cross stitch in black frame

True happiness comes from snorting coke off a hooker's ass 4 x 6 finished cross stitch in black frame

$40.00

Fierce MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame.

Fierce MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame.

$20.00

Fierce MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame.

Fierce MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame.

$20.00

Devil Vagina Magic MINI Framed Cross Stitch in Black Gothic Frame with Purple or Red lettering succumb to my listing and buy it

Devil Vagina Magic MINI Framed Cross Stitch in Black Gothic Frame with Purple or Red lettering succumb to my listing and buy it

$20.00

You can't unshit the bed 4x6 finished cross stitch in black frame with flower and sad leaves

You can't unshit the bed 4x6 finished cross stitch in black frame with flower and sad leaves

$35.00

I Am Not A Victim MINI cross stitch in choice of black or silver frame.

I Am Not A Victim MINI cross stitch in choice of black or silver frame.

$20.00

Be like a star Distant and dying 4 x 6 Finished Cross Stitch in Black Frame

Be like a star Distant and dying 4 x 6 Finished Cross Stitch in Black Frame

$38.00

Boss Witch MINI Finished Cross Stitch in Black Frame

Boss Witch MINI Finished Cross Stitch in Black Frame

$20.00

Calm The F*@k Down 4 x 6 Finished Cross Stitch in Black Frame

Calm The F*@k Down 4 x 6 Finished Cross Stitch in Black Frame

$36.00

Wake Bake Slay MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame

Wake Bake Slay MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame

$20.00

Wake Bake Slay MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame with choice of lettering color

Wake Bake Slay MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame with choice of lettering color

$20.00

You are so much stronger than you think 4 x 6 cross stitch in black frame

You are so much stronger than you think 4 x 6 cross stitch in black frame

$40.00

Boss Babe MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame

Boss Babe MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame

$20.00

Do The Small Things Finished Framed MINI Cross Stitch in Black Frame

Do The Small Things Finished Framed MINI Cross Stitch in Black Frame

$20.00

Take Your Meds Finished Framed MINI Cross Stitch w/Choice of Lettering Colors & Choice of Black or Silver Colored Frame

Take Your Meds Finished Framed MINI Cross Stitch w/Choice of Lettering Colors & Choice of Black or Silver Colored Frame

$20.00

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Come back with a warrant 4 x 6 finished cross stitch in choice of frame

Come back with a warrant 4 x 6 finished cross stitch in choice of frame

$40.00

Bitch with Dog MINI Finished Cross Stitch in choice of Black or Silver Colored Frame

Bitch with Dog MINI Finished Cross Stitch in choice of Black or Silver Colored Frame

$20.00

My eyes are bigger than my liver 4 x 6 finished cross stitch in black frame

My eyes are bigger than my liver 4 x 6 finished cross stitch in black frame

$40.00

Don’t Be A Dick MINI Finished Cross Stitch with choice of Pink or Blue or Gray Lettering in Silver Colored Frame

Don’t Be A Dick MINI Finished Cross Stitch with choice of Pink or Blue or Gray Lettering in Silver Colored Frame

$18.00

Spark joy spark a joint MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame

Spark joy spark a joint MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame

$20.00

Unf*ck This Mess Mini Cross Stitch in Black Frame

Unf*ck This Mess Mini Cross Stitch in Black Frame

$17.00

I will dog walk you MINI Finished Cross Stitch in choice of frame color

I will dog walk you MINI Finished Cross Stitch in choice of frame color

$20.00

Twat MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame

Twat MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver colored frame

$20.00

On Fridays we get arrested. 4x6 finished cross stitch in black frame with handcuff key

On Fridays we get arrested. 4x6 finished cross stitch in black frame with handcuff key

$35.00

Don't Let A Stripper Trap You 4 x 6 inch Finished Cross Stitch in Black Wood Frame

Don't Let A Stripper Trap You 4 x 6 inch Finished Cross Stitch in Black Wood Frame

$35.00

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away 4 x 5 inch finished cross stitch in walnut wood frame

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away 4 x 5 inch finished cross stitch in walnut wood frame

$40.00

Blessed Be, Bitch MINI finished cross stitch with red or black lettering in black or silver frame

Blessed Be, Bitch MINI finished cross stitch with red or black lettering in black or silver frame

$20.00

Safe Word Foliage MINI finished cross stitch in silver or black frame

Safe Word Foliage MINI finished cross stitch in silver or black frame

$18.00

It's Fine MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver frame.

It's Fine MINI finished cross stitch in black or silver frame.

$18.00

People pick some really weird hills to die on 5 x 7 inch finished cross stitch in choice of frame

People pick some really weird hills to die on 5 x 7 inch finished cross stitch in choice of frame

$33.00

Lean The F*@k In MINI Finished Cross Stitch in Silver Colored Frame

Lean The F*@k In MINI Finished Cross Stitch in Silver Colored Frame

$18.00

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About FreakedOutCat

Sales 812
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  • I do slay my own dragons.
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  • Probably the most important thing to know about me is that I once met Keanu Reeves.
  • This Chewy order ain't free, so buy lots of my stuff! Thank you!

FreakedOutCat - Unique items for unique people.

Shop members

  • The Stabby One

    Maker

    Keeper of the cat-nip and treats, caretaker of Lux and Lemmy, and the one stabbing out the fabric arts and making other crafty things.

  • Lux

    Owner

    Gotta make the $$$ for my kibble.

  • Lemmy

    Assistant

    Cross stitch art supervisor. (He likes to sit in Mom's lap when she stitches.)

Production partners

  • Vintage item

    LA, CA

    Custom item.

Shop policies

Last updated on January 23, 2023

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