GarbageMom

Suisun, California

5.9k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (1.1k)
9 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (1.1k)
5.9k
sales
9 years
on Etsy
5.9k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (1.1k)
9 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (1.1k)
5.9k
sales
9 years
on Etsy
5915 Sales

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About GarbageMom

Snarky Home Decor - BravoTV, Real Housewives, VPR, WAP

Sales 5,915
On Etsy since 2016

Snarky Home Decor - BravoTV, Real Housewives, VPR, WAP

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Last updated on Sep 21, 2019

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Last updated on Dec 17, 2025

Frequently asked questions

Can I mix and match designs from the different sets to create my own custom order?

Absolutely! Order any set of 5 and make a note in the personalization section stating which designs/quotes you'd like. If I have any questions about your order, I will reach out via Etsy Messages

Is there a discount for bulk orders?

I frequently run sales on all of my listings so the answer is typically no unless it's an unusually large order. But send me a message and we can try to work something out!

How quickly do you ship orders?

I almost always ship orders out the very next business day. Exceptions to this rule are during the holiday shopping season when my processing times may extend to 1 or 2 weeks due to the backlog of orders. Everything in my shop is made to order so if I am particularly busy, I will adjust the processing time in my settings and that will be reflected in the estimated ship-by date that Etsy provides when you check out. If you need an order ASAP, do not hesitate to reach out to me via Etsy Messages. I also have expedited shipping options available upon check out.

You don't have my favorite housewife or my favorite quote available. Can you make a custom design for me?

Absolutely. However, if I am creating an entirely new design (i.e. from a housewife I don't have listings for or if you want it from a particular scene that's not available in my shop already) there is a $5 non-refundable fee per design. If you just want to swap out a quote on an existing design, there is no fee. Send me a message before you order and we can work something out!

Do you ship outside of the USA?

Typically, no. Due to the very long wait times associated with international shipping, as well as the additional shipping costs, I don't usually ship outside of the USA. However, if you are in another country and would like me to research the shipping cost and estimated wait time for your delivery, I am happy to do so. If you agree to the wait and the price, I can make you a custom listing to order from. It never hurts to ask!