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(221)
Average item review
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.
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Rachel on Oct 10, 2020
5 out of 5 starsNeeded these in time for a birthday present and the seller very kindly sent them sooner at no extra cost. Beautiful prints
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ANNA-MARIA on Sep 23, 2020
5 out of 5 starsI loved the card (that arrived earlier than expected) together with a very good quality envelop. I defo recommend it!!!
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Lowri on Sep 14, 2020
5 out of 5 starsGreat idea for a card! I have no idea what it says as I don’t read code so I pray to god it’s nothing rude 😂 but I think my brother in law will appreciate it. Quick dispatch and quality print.
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Amy on Aug 11, 2020
5 out of 5 starsExcellent card, perfect for my Husband, delivered really quickly, thanks!
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Britney on Feb 9, 2020
5 out of 5 starsArrived super fast. My boyfriend is gonna love this card! Will definitely be ordering from here again.
About GeekAndProfane
Sales
1,192
On Etsy since 2015
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Shop members
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Rob
Owner
Card shop owner
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Linda
Shipper
Owner of two Etsy shops (Linvitations and Notes & Clips), Linda is also backup dispatcher in chief for Geek and Profane
Production partners
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An ethical printing specialist
London, England
My printer enables me to produce high quality components with superb colour quality on engineered cardstock to a consistent quality at a predictable price. This helps me to keep prices steady and fulfil wholesale orders efficiently.
Shop policies
Last updated on Dec 31, 2016
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Cancellations: accepted
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More information
Last updated on
Dec 17, 2025
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalised orders
I typically offer this only on notebooks and posters. Greetings cards are printed in batches, however I will customise greetings cards if you wish to order 50 or more of the same design.
Personalised orders (changing 1-2 words or a minor detail taking less than 5 minutes of my time) incurs a personalisation fee of £2 on top of the item and shipping costs.
Customisation (major changes, or anything taking more than 5 minutes of my time) incurs a custom design fee of £10-£25 depending on the scale of work involved.