SnarkyPeel

Seattle, Washington

2.6k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (595)
2.5 years
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (595)
2.6k
sales
2.5 years
on Etsy
2.6k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (595)
2.5 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (595)
2.6k
sales
2.5 years
on Etsy
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Jimothy - Do not pet the round king

Jimothy - Do not pet the round king

$1.99

Crazy Cat Lady

Crazy Cat Lady

$1.99

May include: A rectangular white vinyl decal featuring the pink text Bitches be crazy. It's me, i'm bitches. The lettering is presented in a rounded, casual font style, centered on the smooth surface of the sticker material.

Bitches be crazy. It's me, i'm bitches | Vinyl | Many colors to choose from!

$3.49

May include: A die-cut sticker featuring a cartoon green slug with large eyes, holding a small knife with a brown handle. Below the slug, the text reads "TODAY I'M CHOOSING VIOLENCE!" in black capital letters against a white background border.

I'm choosing violence

$1.99

May include: A die-cut sticker featuring a white llama wearing a tan hat and a blue backpack. The llama has a tired expression and is positioned next to the text: The risk I took was calculated, but omfg, i'm terrible at math. The sticker has a white border.

The risk i took was calculated, but omfg i'm terrible at math

$1.99

May include: A white die-cut sticker with a black border and black text that reads Ready. Willing. Vaguely Competent. with a decorative wavy line underneath the text. The sticker has a smooth, matte finish and a distinct, irregular shape.

Ready. Willing. Vaguely competent.

$1.99

Victim of company phishing test

Victim of company phishing test

$1.99

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May include: A rectangular sticker designed like a name tag with a light blue border and white center. The text HELLO I'M is printed in black at the top, followed by the text Trying my best to look unapproachable in black lettering in the center.

Hello i'm trying my best to be unapproachable

$1.99

May include: A die-cut sticker featuring a blue cat and a green cat sitting at a round table playing cards. The blue cat has a pink bow and the green cat has a blue bow. Text bubbles read: DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKS? and GIRL, GO FISH!

Do you have any fucks

$1.99

May include: A square sticker with rounded corners featuring a blue cartoon snail with a dark shell, crying in the rain. The text "YOU HAD POTENTIAL" is printed in white capital letters at the top against a dark blue background with rain streaks.

You had potential

$1.99

May include: A rectangular sticker with a vibrant orange background and rounded corners. The text I COULD SHIT A BETTER PRESIDENT is printed in bold, white, sans-serif capital letters across the center of the sticker, creating a high-contrast design.

I could shit a better president

$1.99

May include: A rectangular sticker with a yellow background and a white border. The sticker features red text that reads: IN THIS HOUSE WE SAY PLEASE, THANK YOU AND FUCK TRUMP. The sticker has a wavy, die-cut edge and a smooth, matte finish.

In this HOUSE we say please, thank you and fuck Trump

$1.99

May include: A die-cut sticker featuring a stylized dragon silhouette in a red-to-yellow gradient. A black sword graphic runs horizontally through the center, overlaid with the rainbow-colored text "CHAOTIC GAY" in a bold, sans-serif font.

Chaotic Gay

$1.99

May include: A square sticker with a scalloped white border featuring a pattern of small purple hearts. The center is divided into a green top half and a black bottom half, with the white text STOP WAR printed across the two sections.

Stop War

$1.99

May include: A die-cut sticker with a white border featuring the text What doesn't kill you Gives you XP in a dark font. The sticker includes a colorful, holographic twenty-sided die graphic next to the text, set against a solid blue background.

What doesn't kill you gives you XP- Permanent sticker for expressing your unique style and love for fantasy role playing games.

$1.99

I talk a lot of crap for someone who has been brought to tears by an Excel spreadsheet.

I talk a lot of crap for someone who has been brought to tears by an Excel spreadsheet.

$1.99

May include: A white die-cut sticker with a scalloped edge featuring black text that reads, I'm dyslexic but i can still spell yuck fou. The sticker has a clean, simple design with a bold, sans-serif font for the main text and a smaller font below.

I'm dyslexic but i can still spell yuck fou

$1.79

Hang in there, it gets worse

Hang in there, it gets worse

$1.99

May include: A rectangular white sticker featuring the black text 'PLEASE BE PATIENT with me' and 'I'm from the 80's'. Between the text lines are small colorful illustrations of a roller skate, a floppy disk, a camera, and a cassette tape.

Please be patient with me i'm from the 80's

$1.99

May include: A die-cut sticker with a white background featuring the blue text COFFEE and ADULTING in a bold sans-serif font, with the red script text because and is hard. A small blue coffee cup icon is integrated into the word COFFEE.

Coffee because adulting is hard

$1.79

May include: A white die-cut sticker with a wavy, irregular border featuring the black hand-lettered text "TAKE YOUR MEDS" stacked in three lines. The sticker has a clean, simple design with a matte finish and a distinct, organic shape.

Take your meds

$1.99

May include: A rectangular sticker with rounded corners featuring a black background and a white border. The text WARNING is printed in bold red capital letters, followed by the text MAY BE OFFENSIVE in yellow capital letters below it.

Warning may be offensive

$1.99

May include: A rectangular white sticker with a die-cut edge featuring the black text "SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT ALONE" and the red cursive text "like me, for instance" printed on the front, centered against a solid blue background.

Some things are better left alone like me for example

$1.99

May include: A rectangular sticker featuring the text WE THE PEOPLE at the top and MEANS EVERYONE at the bottom in black capital letters. The center displays a pride flag with a silhouette of a human profile in black against the rainbow stripes.

We the people means everyone - Gay | Love | LGBTQ | Pride | Sexualities | Transgender

$1.99

May include: A rectangular greeting card with a white border and a black center panel. The text YUCK FOU is printed in a distressed white font on the top half, and the text FOTHER MUCKER is printed in a clean white font on the bottom half.

Yuck Fou Fother Mucker

$1.99

Not gonna hide my pride - Gay | Love | LGBTQ | Pride | Sexualities | Transgender

Not gonna hide my pride - Gay | Love | LGBTQ | Pride | Sexualities | Transgender

$1.99

May include: A white rectangular sticker with rounded edges featuring the black text 'YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A WIZARD TO CAST FIREBALL' and a graphic of a green glass bottle with a lit orange and red flame coming out of the top, set against a blue background.

You don't have to be a wizard to cast fireball

$1.99

May include: A die-cut sticker featuring a green glass bottle with a flame emerging from the neck. The text reads Fire is effective above the bottle and against ICE below it in red and blue lettering on a white background with a scalloped border.

Fire is effective against ICE

$1.99

May include: A white die-cut sticker featuring four black and white skeletons standing in a row with a central rainbow-colored skeleton dancing. The text below reads DARE TO BE YOURSELF with the word YOURSELF in rainbow colors.

Dare to be yourself - Gay | Love | LGBTQ | Pride | Sexualities | Transgender

$1.99

Coffee turning water into hope

Coffee turning water into hope

$1.99

May include: A rectangular white sticker with rounded corners featuring the text "i'm a WHORE FOR YARD SALES" printed in a bold, multi-colored font. The word "i'm" is black, "WHORE" is red, and "FOR YARD SALES" is blue.

I'm a whore for yard sales

$1.99

I hope you choke a little on my sparkle

I hope you choke a little on my sparkle

$1.99

May include: A white die-cut sticker featuring a small red chicken illustration and the black text: HEY QUICK QUESTION: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? The sticker has a clean white border and is presented against a solid, vibrant blue background.

Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me?

$1.99

May include: A white die-cut sticker featuring a black and white line drawing of a grumpy cat with a raised middle finger. The text below the cat reads FLUFF YOU YOU FLUFFIN' FLUFF in bold black capital letters against a white background.

Fluff You

$1.99

Dice Snake eyes

Dice Snake eyes

$2.49

May include: A die-cut sticker featuring a black silhouette of a chicken with a white border. The text CLUCK OFF is printed in bold white capital letters across the center of the chicken's body, creating a high-contrast graphic design element.

Cluck Off

$1.99

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Last updated on Jun 13, 2026
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About SnarkyPeel

Your favorite sticker and vinyl dealer!

Sales 2,643
On Etsy since 2023

Your favorite sticker and vinyl dealer!

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    David Renner

    Owner

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    Brook Renner

    Owner

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