In the heart of a quiet suburban home, where the scent of fresh filament and catnip hangs in the air, the Kitty Cabal was born—not from a business plan, but from two rescued rascals who decided the humans needed a purpose.
It all started with Binx, a sleek black void of a cat who arrived as a scrawny rescue. Josiah spotted him at the shelter and knew instantly: this tiny shadow with the bottomless stomach was coming home. Binx didn’t just move in—he took over. His one true love? Treats. Any shape, any flavor, any time. If there was a treat involved, Binx was plotting. He quickly learned that the two-legged staff (Josiah) could be trained with a single strategic head-butt and a pitiful meow. But every genius needs a partner in crime. Enter Hamilton, the brilliant white cat with the engineering mind. Binx “adopted” him one day by dragging him into the inner circle with nothing more than a shared sunbeam and a stolen treat. Where Binx supplied the chaos and appetite, Hamilton supplied the brains. Together they formed the Kitty Cabal—a secret society of two whose official mission statement (translated from purrs and slow blinks) read: Rule the house, maximize treats, and make the humans 3D-print whatever we want. Josiah, already tinkering with 3D printers in the garage, noticed something strange. The cats kept “helping” by sitting on the build plate, knocking over filament, and staring judgmentally at failed prints. One evening, after Binx dramatically knocked over a bowl of kibble in protest, Josiah printed his first custom treat-dispensing puzzle toy. Binx lost his mind (in the best way). Hamilton immediately figured out the optimal strategy to empty it in record time. The humans looked at each other and said the words that would change everything:
“What if we made this stuff for other cats?”
And so Kitty Cabal was official. Josiah and his wife Julie turned their garage into a full-blown print farm. Every late-night print session, every filament change, every design tweak is cat-approved—usually by Binx sitting directly on the keyboard demanding more treats as payment, and Hamilton perched on the monitor offering silent, superior judgment. Today, Kitty Cabal on Etsy is the official shop of the feline underground. We 3D print everything from treat mazes that would stump Einstein (but not Hamilton), modular cat shelves that turn living rooms into jungle gyms, custom enrichment toys, and even the occasional ridiculous accessory because Binx insisted it would look “regal.” Every item is designed with the same chaotic energy and ruthless efficiency that powers our two overlords. We’re not just selling plastic. We’re selling the inside jokes of a tiny black cat who believes the world runs on treats, and his white-coated strategist who always has the escape plan. We’re selling the late-night laughs when a print finishes perfectly and two cats immediately claim it as tribute. We’re selling the joy of watching another family’s cats discover the same kind of mischief that started it all. Because at Kitty Cabal, the cats aren’t the mascots. They’re the founders. Welcome to the cabal.
Bring treats.
They’re watching.
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John on May 11, 2026
5 out of 5 starsArrived on time and as expected. Communication with seller was clear, quick, and easy.
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Christine on May 7, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThis seller is amazing A++++++++ if I could give them 1000 stars I would. All I wanted was just a globe and in general was telling him what I was going to do by suspending a C-17 above the globe. He went above and beyond and designed a piece for me so I didn’t have to figure out the suspension. He worked with me, responded to every message, was very informative, honest, kind and genuine. I can not say enough good things about this seller!! Thank you so much!
Josiah responded on May 7, 2026
Thank you very much for the review. We are glad that you love the lamps!
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Susan on Apr 18, 2026
5 out of 5 starsDelightful spring colors. Fun decoration ! Plan to order again next year.
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Jael on Mar 7, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe 3D printed mystery fidget filled eggs was such a fun experience to open. The egg is a statement display piece or practical gift container. The egg is stuffed full of the cutest fidgets that make you smile. Each fidget is articulating and is fun to play with! I love the capybara and whale shark. This makes a perfect surprise gift for students and friends! Highly recommend
Josiah responded on Mar 7, 2026
Thank you for the Review!
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