In the heart of a quiet suburban home, where the scent of fresh filament and catnip hangs in the air, the Kitty Cabal was born—not from a business plan, but from two rescued rascals who decided the humans needed a purpose.
It all started with Binx, a sleek black void of a cat who arrived as a scrawny rescue. Josiah spotted him at the shelter and knew instantly: this tiny shadow with the bottomless stomach was coming home. Binx didn’t just move in—he took over. His one true love? Treats. Any shape, any flavor, any time. If there was a treat involved, Binx was plotting. He quickly learned that the two-legged staff (Josiah) could be trained with a single strategic head-butt and a pitiful meow. But every genius needs a partner in crime. Enter Hamilton, the brilliant white cat with the engineering mind. Binx “adopted” him one day by dragging him into the inner circle with nothing more than a shared sunbeam and a stolen treat. Where Binx supplied the chaos and appetite, Hamilton supplied the brains. Together they formed the Kitty Cabal—a secret society of two whose official mission statement (translated from purrs and slow blinks) read: Rule the house, maximize treats, and make the humans 3D-print whatever we want. Josiah, already tinkering with 3D printers in the garage, noticed something strange. The cats kept “helping” by sitting on the build plate, knocking over filament, and staring judgmentally at failed prints. One evening, after Binx dramatically knocked over a bowl of kibble in protest, Josiah printed his first custom treat-dispensing puzzle toy. Binx lost his mind (in the best way). Hamilton immediately figured out the optimal strategy to empty it in record time. The humans looked at each other and said the words that would change everything:
“What if we made this stuff for other cats?”
And so Kitty Cabal was official. Josiah and his wife Julie turned their garage into a full-blown print farm. Every late-night print session, every filament change, every design tweak is cat-approved—usually by Binx sitting directly on the keyboard demanding more treats as payment, and Hamilton perched on the monitor offering silent, superior judgment. Today, Kitty Cabal on Etsy is the official shop of the feline underground. Every item is designed with the same chaotic energy and ruthless efficiency that powers our two overlords. We’re not just selling plastic. We’re selling the inside jokes of a tiny black cat who believes the world runs on treats, and his white-coated strategist who always has the escape plan. We’re selling the late-night laughs when a print finishes perfectly and two cats immediately claim it as tribute. We’re selling the joy of watching another family’s cats discover the same kind of mischief that started it all. Because at Kitty Cabal, the cats aren’t the mascots. They’re the founders. Welcome to the cabal.
Bring treats.
They’re watching.
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Vitamin on Sep 23, 2026
5 out of 5 starsReceived it awhile ago and its great! So I might've read it wrong or missed it but i had assumed the opening (where the plant goes) would be the size I had selected. So thats on me but honestly it still worked great and is beautiful!
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Etsy buyer on Sep 15, 2026
5 out of 5 starsLove this light! It will be a great addition to our beach house!
Josiah responded on Sep 15, 2026
Thank you so much for your review! We are glad that we can be a part of your beach home!
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Karen on Sep 13, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI already bought this and loved it so much, I got one for a cat loving friend in another state. She received hers and told me she loves it too!! She thinks 'it's so cool the way it can change colors'. The shop owner is cool, too!!
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Linda on Sep 9, 2026
5 out of 5 starsIt is beautiful! I love it! And it was packaged wonderfully. I also love the kitty that was included. This seller is amazing. I will definitely buy from kitty cabal again!
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Police•Wife on Sep 3, 2026
5 out of 5 starsAbsolutely love!!! So adorable - super fast shipping! Bigger than I expected, excellent quality & customer support🐈⬛❤️🐾
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Beth on Aug 23, 2026
5 out of 5 starsseriously, I adore this planter!! item as described, packaged secure, quality A+!!! very happy with purchase. will shop.here again!!
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Etsy buyer on Sep 20, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThis planter bust is a really nice size. The finish has a very pretty sheen. Can fit quite a few small plants in the planter section of the head. The little kitty bonus gift was so cute. Great seller!
Josiah responded on Sep 21, 2026
Thank you so much for your review!
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