MasterMindCrafts

Fantastic and Unusual Ergonomic BDSM and Fetish Devices

Daytona Beach, Florida

Buyers are raving!

This shop got multiple 5-star reviews in the past 7 days.

Announcement    *** Important notice regarding shipping: While I (usually) insure everything, I cannot get reimbursed for damage during shipping without proof of damage. Please, please take pictures of shipping box damage right away, and if the item is damaged, take multiple, high resolution pictures of the damaged item, damaged box, inside and out, and packaging materials. Then send me a message. I will not replace items damaged by shipping for free unless the buyer helps me file a claim. For that, I need picture proof and also you will need to fill out an affidavit that will be sent to you. Without both, I will not get reimbursed, and you will not get a free replacement.

For damaged components (like a seat or benchtop), I will, of course, only replace the component, and I might need your assistance for mounting the new one. Complete instructions will be included, of course.

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12 December 2020: I will be taking time off for 10 days starting Christmas Eve, December 24, through January 2, 2020. I will ship everything on order now before then. You will still be able to place an order, but it will show longer delivery times. I appreciate your business very much!!!

5/2/2020 Unfortunately, most of my parts suppliers now have shipping delays, which definitely affects my shop. Amazon, for example, takes at least a week, often more, even with prime. So I try to keep more of everything in stock, but sometimes I don't, and it will affect the delivery of your purchase. If it looks like your purchase will be delayed, I will send you a message as soon as I know. I really appreciate your business!!! Thank you in advance for your purchase!!!

3/18/2020 Due to the recent virus outbreak many people are concerned with contamination for purchased products, and rightly so. EVERYTHING I ship is 100% sanitized prior to shipping. My background is Medical Devices and I know how to clean to FDA standards. Rest assured!!!! See my twitter page for pictures of the products I use to clean and sanitize everything, along with products I make in actual use. https://twitter.com/MasterMindCraf2 Or my website MasterMiindCrafts.com.

I am the only person to work in my shop, and I make everything. I clean all purchased parts when I receive them with 70% Isopropyl Alcohol--the same stuff used by medical professionals everywhere. All finished wood products--like the SmotherBox--are given a quick blast of flame from a propane torch--yes, for real! This kills any germs on the surface, period, but not enough to damage the product.
Now would be great time to buy something for indoor playtime use, don't you think? I have enough supplies on hand to build for months, and will continue to do so.

I appreciate your business!
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I love my customers, and thank you very much for your business!!! Please read my reviews below, and compare to the reviews of other shops. I will not rip you off or send you crappy products, like some shops out there. You deserve the BEST, and you get it from me, always. I'm not the cheapest, but my products are absolutely the best. Always remember--You get what you pay for!!!
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Everything we ship is in plain boxes, very discrete, with no markings except the shipping label. The return address is simply "MMC" and our street address; not even our shop name is on the box anywhere. Our PrivacyPolicy: Etsy has its own policies, but we (our shop) respect your privacy!!! We don't collect or store any personal information on you, period. Nothing. For even more privacy, along with more pics and short vids of our stuff in use, feel free to contact us directly through our website, or email us at MasterMindCrafts [!at] hushmail.com.
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We make beautifully designed and superbly engineered fetish items for adults who want the very best. Form follows function, and every detail is chosen with care. Our philosophy: Above all, it must work! Once we know it will work, we spend even more time to make it rugged and beautiful. We are proud of everything we make, and know you will absolutely love it.

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Our designs are ergonomic, light, strong, very comfortable, and absolutely work correctly without fail, so you the customer will enjoy for years and years of fun!!

Our shipping is perfectly discrete. We use no logos or labels that give any clue what is in the package. We value discretion, because our customers do! Only a shipping label is on the package, and it is discrete, too. Even our shop name is only "MMC" on the label.

Please note: We are a very small shop, and everything we make is customized just for you. It is also used for intimate contact. Therefore, we cannot accept returns. However, contact us with any problems and we will do what we can to set things right.

In normal use, our stuff doesn't break. It is not flimsy or weak at all. Only the best materials are used in construction, and every component tested to suffer abuse.

Please feel free to contact us with any questions. We are proud of our creations and appreciate our customers.

Announcement

Last updated on Jan 3, 2021

*** Important notice regarding shipping: While I (usually) insure everything, I cannot get reimbursed for damage during shipping without proof of damage. Please, please take pictures of shipping box damage right away, and if the item is damaged, take multiple, high resolution pictures of the damaged item, damaged box, inside and out, and packaging materials. Then send me a message. I will not replace items damaged by shipping for free unless the buyer helps me file a claim. For that, I need picture proof and also you will need to fill out an affidavit that will be sent to you. Without both, I will not get reimbursed, and you will not get a free replacement.

For damaged components (like a seat or benchtop), I will, of course, only replace the component, and I might need your assistance for mounting the new one. Complete instructions will be included, of course.

________________________________________________________

12 December 2020: I will be taking time off for 10 days starting Christmas Eve, December 24, through January 2, 2020. I will ship everything on order now before then. You will still be able to place an order, but it will show longer delivery times. I appreciate your business very much!!!

5/2/2020 Unfortunately, most of my parts suppliers now have shipping delays, which definitely affects my shop. Amazon, for example, takes at least a week, often more, even with prime. So I try to keep more of everything in stock, but sometimes I don't, and it will affect the delivery of your purchase. If it looks like your purchase will be delayed, I will send you a message as soon as I know. I really appreciate your business!!! Thank you in advance for your purchase!!!

3/18/2020 Due to the recent virus outbreak many people are concerned with contamination for purchased products, and rightly so. EVERYTHING I ship is 100% sanitized prior to shipping. My background is Medical Devices and I know how to clean to FDA standards. Rest assured!!!! See my twitter page for pictures of the products I use to clean and sanitize everything, along with products I make in actual use. https://twitter.com/MasterMindCraf2 Or my website MasterMiindCrafts.com.

I am the only person to work in my shop, and I make everything. I clean all purchased parts when I receive them with 70% Isopropyl Alcohol--the same stuff used by medical professionals everywhere. All finished wood products--like the SmotherBox--are given a quick blast of flame from a propane torch--yes, for real! This kills any germs on the surface, period, but not enough to damage the product.
Now would be great time to buy something for indoor playtime use, don't you think? I have enough supplies on hand to build for months, and will continue to do so.

I appreciate your business!
____________________________________________________________
I love my customers, and thank you very much for your business!!! Please read my reviews below, and compare to the reviews of other shops. I will not rip you off or send you crappy products, like some shops out there. You deserve the BEST, and you get it from me, always. I'm not the cheapest, but my products are absolutely the best. Always remember--You get what you pay for!!!
_________________________________________________________________________
Everything we ship is in plain boxes, very discrete, with no markings except the shipping label. The return address is simply "MMC" and our street address; not even our shop name is on the box anywhere. Our PrivacyPolicy: Etsy has its own policies, but we (our shop) respect your privacy!!! We don't collect or store any personal information on you, period. Nothing. For even more privacy, along with more pics and short vids of our stuff in use, feel free to contact us directly through our website, or email us at MasterMindCrafts [!at] hushmail.com.
___________________________________________________
We make beautifully designed and superbly engineered fetish items for adults who want the very best. Form follows function, and every detail is chosen with care. Our philosophy: Above all, it must work! Once we know it will work, we spend even more time to make it rugged and beautiful. We are proud of everything we make, and know you will absolutely love it.

_________________________________________________
Our designs are ergonomic, light, strong, very comfortable, and absolutely work correctly without fail, so you the customer will enjoy for years and years of fun!!

Our shipping is perfectly discrete. We use no logos or labels that give any clue what is in the package. We value discretion, because our customers do! Only a shipping label is on the package, and it is discrete, too. Even our shop name is only "MMC" on the label.

Please note: We are a very small shop, and everything we make is customized just for you. It is also used for intimate contact. Therefore, we cannot accept returns. However, contact us with any problems and we will do what we can to set things right.

In normal use, our stuff doesn't break. It is not flimsy or weak at all. Only the best materials are used in construction, and every component tested to suffer abuse.

Please feel free to contact us with any questions. We are proud of our creations and appreciate our customers.

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About MasterMindCrafts

Sales 685
On Etsy since 2017

We make stuff other's simply can't! It is the BEST!!!

Shop members

  • The MasterMind

    Owner

    I'm an Engineer who started making fetish things so my girlfriend (at the time) and I could have some fun. I posted pictures on select fetish boards, people encouraged me to make and sell them, along with great suggestions. 3 years later, on etsy!

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Last updated on Jun 19, 2017
Frequently asked questions
How rugged is your stuff?

It is designed to withstand very enthusiastic, hard use, if not abuse. Severe abuse can break anything, however. But you don't need to be careful--use it with confidence!

Care instructions

Everything we make is very water resistant. Splashing won't hurt it, but do not soak anything made from wood! Wipe with baby wipes or other similar wipes.

Sizing details

Everything is one-size-fits-all. It is very adjustable and will accommodate people from very small to very large.

Why is the head pillow inflatable?

One of our best features, exclusive to us! It allows the head to be raised or lowered while in use, to find the perfect position for gentle oral play to extreme smother fetish. The amount of smothering is completely in control of the person on top, so Play Safe!

How rugged is the upholstery material?

It is the very best Marine-Grade boat vinyl, think how rugged boat seats are! It is also very expensive, but well worth it! It will not wear out even after years of serous, enthusiastic use.

How strong is the Smother Harness?

Each strap connection is tested to 30-lbs (13 kg) without breaking, by hanging a weight from it for 5 minutes. Since there are 6 points of connection, if desired the face can be restrained to the butt with 180+ lbs (80 kg) of force! That's like someone standing on the back of the head, but much more comfortable. Even with that much force, it is comfortable for both!!! Play Safe!!!

How quickly can the Smother Harness be released?

Instantly. All connections are push-to-disconnect. Or the buckles can be lifted slightly to relieve strap tension. Pull to tighten, lift to release.

Do you include instructions?

Yes, with everything. We email thorough instructions, with pictures and tips.

Why is your smotherbox such an unusual shape?

Anyone can design a big square box with a seat, but they are bulky, hard to move, hard to hide, and very uncomfortable in use. Using 3-D CAD, we designed ours for maximum comfort and smallest size, yet it works better, too! The overstuffed, rounded seat edges actually extend all around the box. Nothing in the way of play! It feels like a puffy marshmallow seat suspended in air. The sitter can swing their legs to any position. Forward, backwards, sideways, angled--it is all for comfortable long session use. Its small size lets you move it with one hand, and hide it easily if desired. But it's beautiful enough for display. It is so comfortable people use it for hours in a session. No neck strain, sharp edges, even the head clamps are padded!