ModDessert

Guelph, Canada

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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.2k)
17.1k
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16 years
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17.1k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.2k)
16 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.2k)
17.1k
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May include: A white card with black text that reads "Happy birthday. It's so cool that you're from the 1900's."

From The 1900's Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card Old Aging Humor

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Just Cawed To Say I Love You Raven Card: Funny Crow Bird Pun Valentine Friendship Card

Just Cawed To Say I Love You Raven Card: Funny Crow Bird Pun Valentine Friendship Card

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May include: A black and white illustration of an eye with the text "Age is just a conspiracy perpetuated by Big Birthday."

Age Is Just A Conspiracy Weird Funny Birthday Card | Conspiracy Theory Humor Politics Humor

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Please Have Birthday Card | Weird Funny Birthday Card

Please Have Birthday Card | Weird Funny Birthday Card

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May include: A cream-colored card with the text "No special occasion. I just like licking envelope glue." The card has decorative swirls in each corner. The text is in a typewriter font.

No Special Occasion Envelope Glue Card | Funny Just Because Card Sarcastic Humor

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May include: A yellow card with a black and white illustration of a mid-century modern chair. The text on the card reads "You're not old, you're mid-century modern."

You're Not Old You're Mid-Century Modern Birthday Card | Funny 1950's Vintage Eames Chair Antique Furniture Design Humor Men Women

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May include: A black and white image of a capybara with the text "You have been visited by the Capybara of Calmness. You will soon feel random moments of mysterious chill."

Capybara Of Calmness Card | Funny Encouragement Keep Calm And Carry On Thinking Of You

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May include: A card with a humorous message that reads: "This card is a hug. Or some really uncomfortable toilet paper. You make the call."

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May include: A brown hand holds a detailed illustration of a birthday cake with candles. Below the illustration is a banner with the text "100% A.I.-free birthday card."

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May include: A black and white illustration of a fern with the text "Plant lovers don't get older, they just make more fronds."

Make More Fronds Plant Lover Funny Birthday Card | Gardening House Plant Humor Nature Pun

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Thoughtful Yet Crappy Funny Typed Card | Happy Birthday Get Well Soon Thinking Of You Sarcastic

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At Least There's Cats Funny Get Well Soon Card | Black Cat Thinking Of You Card

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May include: Black and white photo of three women wearing witch hats and dresses. The text "Best witches on your birthday." is below the photo.

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May include: A black and white image with a handwritten quote that reads: "People say age is just a number, but I'm pretty sure it's also a word."

Age Is Just A Number But Also A Word Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card Aging Humor

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Funny Dung Beetle Birthday Card: Gothic Insect Humor

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May include: A black and white illustration of a stack of books with the text "Happy Birthday. Literally." below the image.

Happy Birthday Literally Card | Books Literature English Writer Student Teacher Library Humor

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So Sorry About Everything Get Well Soon Sympathy Card | Encouragement Friendship Card Thinking Of You Card

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May include: A black and white photo of a hand shaping clay on a pottery wheel. The text "Have a wheel great birthday." is below the image.

Pottery Wheel Birthday Card: Funny Ceramics Artist Gift

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May include: A vintage-style card with the text "I know you're old, but what am I?" printed in black on a light beige background.

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Funny Opossum Encouragement Card: Hang In There

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May include: A vintage-style illustration of a watering can, set against a cream-colored background. The watering can is gray and has a handle and a spout. Below the image is the text: "Gardeners don't get older, they just wet their plants."

Wet Their Plants Funny Gardening Birthday Card: Plant Lover Humor

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May include: A birthday card featuring a whimsical illustration of a blue creature with a long beak, sitting on a throne with three yellow birthday hats floating above. The text "Hieronymus Birthday" is printed below the image.

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Made You Put Your Phone Down Card | Funny Social Media Humor Friendship Card

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May include: A blue and green ceramic pitcher with a handle. The text "You're not old, you just have a nice patina." is below the pitcher.

Nice Patina Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card Antiques Archeology Humor

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May include: A humorous birthday card with a snail illustration and the text "Cool birthday card with a mollusk on it? Snailed it."

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All The Love A Stupid Paper Card Can Hold Get Well Soon Card Sympathy Card Thinking Of You Card

All The Love A Stupid Paper Card Can Hold Get Well Soon Card Sympathy Card Thinking Of You Card

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Capy Birthday Funny Capybara Birthday Card | Vintage Animal Humor

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May include: A black and white illustration featuring two stylized pelvic bones. Below the images, the text reads "Hip hip Hooray!" in a typewriter font. The image is on a white background.

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May include: A light pink birthday card with the text "Never gonna not give you a card. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna not wish you happy birthday." Decorative swirls are in each corner.

Never Gonna Not Give You A Card Funny Rickroll Birthday Card

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May include: Vintage-style illustration of a man sending energy to a seated woman. The image is in black and white with the text "Sending out good vibes" below the illustration.

Funny Hypnotism Get Well Card: Vintage Humor Good Vibes Thinking of You

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May include: A vintage card with a decorative border of hats and floral designs. The card reads "You two are pure magic."

You Two Are Pure Magic Wedding Card | Handstamped Vintage Engagement Card Congratulations Card

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About ModDessert

Blue Specs Studio

Sales 17,125
On Etsy since 2010

Blue Specs Studio

  • Tools of the trade.
  • A card is born.
  • Hanging out.

Offbeat + Oddly Sweet

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    Carrie

    Owner

Production partners

  • Printful

    Los Angeles, CA

    Printing & Dropshipping Service

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Last updated on Mar 23, 2016

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