NeuronsNotIncluded

Handmade Geeky Gifts for those with a sense of humor

Texas, United States · 5662 Sales

NeuronsNotIncluded

Handmade Geeky Gifts for those with a sense of humor

Texas, United States 5662 Sales On Etsy since 2013

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Announcement   Neurons Not Included specializes in science-oriented geeky gifts for the nerd, geek or techy in your life. We've been featured in places like Apartment Therapy, Better Homes and Gardens, Huffington Post, D Magazine and lots of other venues that typically have better taste than to include our stuff, but we're not complaining.

As our name says, we try to create things for the vastly under-served smart people constituency, of which you are obviously a member. You won't find cutesie kittens, puppies or fart joke items here (well, there is ONE fart joke, but it's a really good one). Instead, we provide things that require just a little bit of thought, intelligence and intellect to fully appreciate. So if you're still here, congratulations - and thank a science teacher.

Neurons Not Included is a proud sister shop with Yellow Bug Boutique.

www.etsy.com/shop/yellowbugboutique

Announcement
Last updated on Apr 3, 2016

Neurons Not Included specializes in science-oriented geeky gifts for the nerd, geek or techy in your life. We've been featured in places like Apartment Therapy, Better Homes and Gardens, Huffington Post, D Magazine and lots of other venues that typically have better taste than to include our stuff, but we're not complaining.

As our name says, we try to create things for the vastly under-served smart people constituency, of which you are obviously a member. You won't find cutesie kittens, puppies or fart joke items here (well, there is ONE fart joke, but it's a really good one). Instead, we provide things that require just a little bit of thought, intelligence and intellect to fully appreciate. So if you're still here, congratulations - and thank a science teacher.

Neurons Not Included is a proud sister shop with Yellow Bug Boutique.

www.etsy.com/shop/yellowbugboutique

Cindy and Randy Green

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Cindy and Randy Green

Statistics quote - funny coffee or tea mug
US$12.50
ABC Teacher School Alphabet Bracelet
US$20.00
DNA Aluminum Geekery Bracelet
US$20.00
Chemistry Definition- funny coffee or tea mug
US$12.50
Reserve listing for alliso24
US$12.50
Serotonin Dopamine Christmas Tree Ornament
US$12.00
Algebra Tangerine Neoprene Mouse Pad
US$10.00
Psychology definition- funny coffee or tea mug
US$12.50
Eagles and Weasels- funny coffee or tea mug
US$12.50
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Updates

Just in time for Graduation, we've got a new line of picture frames featuring the inside of your graduate's head.
Well, maybe not your actual graduate, but close enough.

About

The Back Story...

Neurons Not Included™ is the home-based family business of the Green family - Cindy, Randy, Danny and Andy. We specialize in designing and making gift items for those with IQs higher than the average ham sandwich - which rules out a surprisingly large percentage of potential customers.

One day, on a whim, we made a pillow using the Periodic Table of Elements to spell "BACON", and we discovered a market of severely under-served geeky, nerdy and scientific types. Before we knew it, we were being featured in D Magazine, Huffington Post, Better Homes and Gardens, and were getting tons of likes, pins, grams, yippies and winky-dinks.

Not being complete idiots, we decided that this might be an avenue worth pursuing. It fits nicely into our backgrounds - Cindy has been an artsy-type person since forever, and knows how to build and run a small business. Randy is the resident nerd, having been in the technology biz since the Reagan Administration. Danny just got back from school after focusing on marketing and advertising. Not to mention the fact that we all like each other. Most days, anyway.

So off we went, focusing on creating and making things for those who embrace the world of science and technology while maintaining a sense of humor. It quickly became apparent that Yellow Bug Boutique brand didn't fit too well with people who do calculus problems for fun. So, after serious consideration of hundreds of potential store names, we finally settled on Neurons Not Included™. We really hope you like the name, because it damn near killed us to come up with it.

Neurons Not Included™ is an actual home business, operating in our actual home. We recently moved to a house with a couple of extra bedroom and a separate garage, just to hold all the widgets, gadgets and whatsits we need to make all the mugs, mousepads, pillows and other paraphernalia. Being a home-based business has its pros and cons. On the pro side, our morning work commute is really short, and the dress code is casual in the extreme. On the con side, it's hard to not feel like you're living in a factory when the heat presses are pressing, the embroidery machine is chugging, the printers are printing and the tape gun is making that irritating r-r-r-r-ripping noise. All in all, though, we wouldn't have it any other way.

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  • Cindy and Randy Green

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    You can just call us Boris and Natasha. At least that's what the Witness Protection people told us to say.

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Last updated on July 12, 2013
Hi and welcome to Neurons Not Included. Our hope is that you will find our items unique, interesting, beautiful or sometime just down right funny. Life is too short not to enjoy!

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
Neurons Not Included accepts major credit cards through Etsy Direct Checkout and PayPal payment in US Dollars.

You do not need a PayPal Account to pay for your items through PayPal- all you do is select the PayPal option during check out. After you submit your order, click the "Pay Now" button. Scroll down and you will see the option to pay with a Credit or Debit Card.

Payment must be made in full and have cleared before the item is shipped.
Shipping
Shipping is done by USPS. Please let me know if you need rush shipping- there will be an extra fee for this service.

The buyer is responsible for all customs fees, duties, and import charges that are levied at the time of delivery.
Refunds and Exchanges
Our goal is to maintain 100% satisfaction. Please contact us within 5 days of receiving your order if you have any questions or concerns. Returns will be on a case to case basis. Unfortunately, custom orders cannot be returned.