NeuronsNotIncluded

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20.3k
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.6k)
13 years
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Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition mug -17 ounce Tall Coffee or Tea mug

Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition mug -17 ounce Tall Coffee or Tea mug

$18.50

May include: White ceramic latte mug with a black inscription that reads "meh."

Meh mug - Funny Mug-Quote Mug - 17 Ounce Tall Mug

$18.50

May include: White ceramic coffee mug with black text that reads "meh."

Meh mug - Funny Mug-Quote Mug - Coffee Love Gift - Coffee Drinker

$15.50

May include: A wooden picture frame with a photo of a man smiling. The frame has the text "ALL THAT STUDYING WARPED MY BRAIN" and a black and white image of a brain scan with the word "PROF" inside.

Professor Picture Frame - All That Studying Warped My Brain - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture

$30.00

PE Degree Picture Frame - All That Studying Warped My Brain - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture

PE Degree Picture Frame - All That Studying Warped My Brain - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture

$30.00

May include: A white picture frame with a black and white image of a brain scan. The text "All that studying warped my brain" is printed below the image. The frame has a space for a photo at the top and the name "Kelly Adams" is printed above the photo.

BS Degree Picture Frame - All That Studying Warped My Brain - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture

$30.00

May include: A white picture frame with a black border. The frame contains a photo of a young woman on the left and a black and white image of a brain scan on the right. The brain scan has the letters "B.A." written on it. The text "ALL THAT STUDYING WARPED MY BRAIN" is printed below the images.

BA Degree Picture Frame - All That Studying Warped My Brain - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture

$30.00

May include: A white picture frame with a black and white image of a brain scan. The text "All that studying warped my brain" is printed below the image. The frame has a photo of a man smiling in the top section.

JD Degree Picture Frame - All That Studying Warped My Brain - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture

$30.00

May include: White picture frame with a black and white image of a brain scan and the text "All that studying warped my brain". The frame has a photo of a man smiling in the top section.

EE Degree Picture Frame - All That Studying Warped My Brain - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture

$30.00

May include: A white linen apron with a black print of three whisks and the text "WHISK-Y BUSINESS".

Whisk-y (Risky ) Business Adjustable Neck Apron With Large Front Pocket

$28.50

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Octopuses Are Supposed To Blend Well But I Think Its Ruined This Coffee -Funny Coffee Mug

Octopuses Are Supposed To Blend Well But I Think Its Ruined This Coffee -Funny Coffee Mug

$15.50

May include: White ceramic coffee mug with black text that reads "99% of being an adult is looking for an adultier adult to help you with your adulting. Also known as: Mom"

99% of Being An Adult- funny ceramic coffee or tea mug

$15.50

May include: White ceramic coffee mug with a humorous graphic of a Venn diagram. The diagram shows the different ways people remember things, including writing it in both calendars, setting reminders on their phone, telling their partner, setting alarms, and putting up post-it notes. The text reads "I wrote it in both calendars. I told my partner. I set reminders in my phone. What? Today?! I set alarms. I put up 3 large, well placed post-its. It's in my diary."

What Today? Venn Diagram Funny Coffee or Tea Mug- 11 Ounce

$15.50

May include: White ceramic mug with a black illustration of mushrooms and the text "There is so mushroom in my heart for you."

There is So Mushroom ( Much Room) in My Heart For You Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: A vintage-style image of Rosalind Franklin, an uncredited co-discoverer of DNA, with a quote: "Science and everyday life cannot and should not be separated."

Rosalind Franklin Quote Mouse Pad

$14.50

May include: White ceramic mug with a black print of the first 100 digits of pi. The mug has a handle on the right side.

Value of Pi Wrap Around Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: A black hexagonal Christmas ornament with a white definition of the word "accountant" on a black background. The definition reads: "[uh-koun-tnt], n 1. the person in any business enterprise most likely to know what is actually going on, and least likely to be able to do anything about it."

Christmas Ornament - Funny Definition of Accountant - Beveled Glass Hexagonal

$22.50

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May include: A vintage-style image with a quote by Sigmund Freud: "Time spent with cats is never wasted."

Sigmund Freud Quote Mouse Pad

$14.50

May include: Four round coasters with different wine glass illustrations and text. The text on the coasters reads: "I drink to make other people interesting", "I drink well with others", "Wine flies when you're having fun", and "I drink for your protection."

Funny Wine Sayings Coasters - 4 piece Neoprene Set - Wine Lover Gift - Funny Wine Quotes - Best Friend Gift - Housewarming Gift

$19.50

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May include: Set of four square coasters with a fossilized dragonfly design. The coasters have a beige background with a detailed brown insect imprint. They are stored in a black wooden holder, offering a rustic and natural aesthetic.

Fossil Dragonfly Images - 4-Piece Ceramic Tile Coaster Set - Caddy Included

$42.50

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May include: White ceramic mug with black text that reads "I'd tell you an ECONOMICS joke, but there's not enough DEMAND."

I Would Tell You an Economics Joke But There is Not Enough Demand -Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: A wooden picture frame with a white background. The image inside the frame shows a brain inside a cardboard box with the text "Neurons Not Included" and the tagline "Instruments of Exceptional Mystery".

Wooden Crate Image - 8 x 10 Frame - Holds 5 x 7 Picture - Black

$30.00

May include: A rectangular picture frame with a green circuit board design. The frame holds a white background with a cartoon brain in a cardboard box. The text "Neurons Not Included" is at the bottom.

Green Circuit Board Printed Image Picture Frame - Holds 5x7 Photo-Overall size 8x10

$30.00

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May include: Four illustrated cocktail recipe cards with the names "Moscow Mule", "Whiskey Sour", "Cosmopolitan", and "Lemon Drop". Each card features a drawing of the cocktail and a list of ingredients and instructions.

Popular Drink Cocktail Drink Recipes 4-Piece Matte Ceramic Coaster Set - Caddy Included

$42.50

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May include: A Christmas ornament featuring five book spines with the titles "Mansfield Park", "Persuasion", "Pride and Prejudice", "Sense and Sensibility", and "Emma". Each book spine is a different color and features gold accents.

Jane Austen Books Christmas Tree Ornament

$13.75

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May include: White ceramic mug with a black and yellow daisy design. The daisy has a smiling face in the center and the words "ALWAYS POSITIVE" in black, bubble letters. The mug has a curved handle.

Always Positive Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: White ceramic mug with a black and white illustration of an alarm clock and the text "Always Late."

Always Late Funny Coffee or Tea Mug- 11 Ounce

$15.50

May include: A white ornament with the word "GEEK" printed in black with a brown circuit board pattern. The ornament is hanging from a red ribbon on a small artificial pine tree.

Geek Circuitry Funny Christmas Tree Ornament

$13.75

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May include: White ceramic coffee mug with a black definition of the word "engineer" printed on the side. The definition reads: "[en-juh-neer], n 1. a person who solves problems that you did not know that you had, using methods you do not understand. 2. a person that has forgotten more about math than you ever knew."

Engineer Definition- funny coffee or tea mug- 17 ounce Tall Cup

$18.50

May include: An x-ray image of a hand holding a computer mouse. The bones of the hand are visible, as well as the internal components of the mouse.

X-Ray Hand Mousepad: Novelty Computer Accessory

$14.50

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May include: White ceramic mug with a black text that reads "Would you just look at the thyme?" and a bunch of fresh thyme on the right side of the mug.

Would You Just Look at the Thyme ( Time) Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: White ceramic mug with a floral wreath design in shades of pink, blue, and purple. The text "Don't look at me." is printed in brown inside the wreath.

Don't Look At Me Snarky Antisocial Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: A black picture frame with a close-up image of a large hamburger. The frame has a white mat and a small image of a brain inside a box with the text "Neurons Not Included" and the tagline "Accoutrements of Exceptional Brains".

Juicy Burger - 8 x 10 Frame - Holds 5 x 7 Picture - Black

$32.00

May include: A white picture frame with a black border. The frame contains a cartoon image of a brain in a box with the text "Neurons Not Included" and a cartoon image of an olive and a sheep with the text "olive" and "ewe".

Olive Ewe (I Love You) Picture Frame - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture - Gloss White Finish

$32.00

May include: White ceramic mug with a black crow drinking from a glass of beer. The mug has the text "TODAY I LEARNED THAT BEFORE THE CROWBAR WAS INVENTED, MOST CROWS DRANK AT HOME."

Crowbar- Crows Drank at Home Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: Red glass ornament shaped like a hexagon with the word "chef" and a definition of the word. The ornament is decorated with kitchen-themed illustrations.

Chef Definition Christmas Tree Ornament- Beveled Glass Hexagonal

$22.50

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About NeuronsNotIncluded

Handmade Geeky Gifts for those with a sense of humor

Sales 20,334
On Etsy since 2013

Handmade Geeky Gifts for those with a sense of humor

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    Cindy Green

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    Andy Green

    Maker, Shipper

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    Randy Green

    Designer, Owner

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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