NeuronsNotIncluded

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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.8 (3.6k)
20.4k
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13 years
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20.4k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.8 (3.6k)
13 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.8 (3.6k)
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May include: White ceramic mug with a blue and orange pie chart and the text "What you do during small talk". The chart is labeled "Smile and nod" and "Plot your escape".

What You Do During Small Talk Pie Chart Coffee or Tea Mug- 11 Ounce

$15.50

May include: A picture frame with a tangled mess of colorful cables and wires. The frame has a white mat with a logo that says "Neurons Not Included" and a picture of a brain in a box.

Tangle of Wires Printed Image Picture Frame - Holds 5x7 Photo-Overall size 8x10

$32.00

May include: A green picture frame with a brain in a box inside. The frame is decorated with various tech terms like "Cloud Computing", "PaaS", "IaaS", "DevOps", "SQL", "API", "Firewall", "Metadata", and "Container". The text "Neurons Not Included" is printed below the box.

Technology Words Printed Image Picture Frame - Holds 5x7 Photo-Overall size 8x10

$32.00

May include: A black picture frame with a gray stone design. The frame has a white mat and a clear glass front. The text "Neurons Not Included" is printed on the mat.

River Rocks Printed Image Picture Frame - Holds 5x7 Photo-Overall size 8x10

$32.00

May include: A green, white, and blue picture frame with a variety of words printed on the frame. The frame has a brown cardboard box with a red brain inside. The text on the box reads "Neurons Not Included".

Pickleball Funny Terms Printed Image Picture Frame - Holds 5x7 Photo-Overall size 8x10

$32.00

May include: A green picture frame with a white border and a brain inside a box. The frame is decorated with gardening terms such as "Annual", "Evergreen", "Organic", "Fertilizer", "Spade", "Mulch", "Bulb", "Loppers", "Micronutrients", "PH", "Seeds", "N-P-K", "Compost", "Shears", "Hydroponic", "Perennial", "Everblooming", "Weeding", "Nutrients", "Vernalization", "Thinning", "Germination", "Propagation", "Cultivator", "Soil", "Deadheading", "Fertilizer", "Pinch", "Biennial", "Wheel", "Barrow", "Aeroponic", "Prune".

Gardening Terms & Tools Printed Image Picture Frame - Holds 5x7 Photo-Overall size 8x10

$32.00

Accountant Definition Picture Frame - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture - Choice of Finish

Accountant Definition Picture Frame - Personalization Available - 8x10 Frame - 4x6 Picture - Choice of Finish

$32.00

May include: White ceramic coffee mug with a black and white illustration of the moon in its different phases. The text "through all life's phases" is printed below the illustration.

Through All Life's Phases (Moon) 11 ounce Funny Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: White ceramic coffee mug with a black graphic that reads "A woman's place is in the courtroom." The graphic also includes a black and white illustration of a scale.

A Woman's Place is in the Courtroom - 11 ounce Funny Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: Black hexagonal ornament with a white definition of "physical therapist" and a phonetic pronunciation. The ornament has a red string attached to the top.

Physical Therapist Definition - Funny Glass Christmas Ornament- Beveled Glass Hexagonal

$22.50

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May include: White ceramic coffee mug with a black and red design. The text on the mug reads "THEORY When you know everything, but nothing works. PRACTICE When everything works, but no one knows why. OUR LAB We combine theory and practice. Nothing works, and no one knows why."

Theory and Practice Coffee or Tea Mug - 11oz

$15.50

May include: Stainless steel tumbler with a green chalkboard design. The text on the tumbler reads "Resistance is not futile. It's voltage divided by current."

Resistance is Not Futile Polar Camel Travel Mug- 20 ounce

$29.99

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May include: Set of four square coasters featuring classic Jane Austen novel titles. Each coaster is made of a dark brown material with gold lettering and intricate designs. The titles include "Pride and Prejudice", "Sense and Sensibility", "Northanger Abbey", and "Persuasion".

Jane Austen Novels Coasters - Water-Resistant MDF with Cork Back - 4 Piece Set - Wood Holder Included

$24.99

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May include: White ceramic mug with the text "I'm one cat short..." in black. The mug features three cat faces peeking from the bottom. The cats have gray, brown, and yellow eyes.

I'm one cat short of being a crazy cat lady wrap around Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: A hexagonal gray Christmas ornament with a quote by Sigmund Freud: "Time spent with cats is never wasted." The ornament features a black and white photo of Sigmund Freud.

Sigmund Freud - Famous Scientists Glass Christmas Ornament

$22.50

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May include: White ceramic coffee mug with a sunflower wreath design and the text "May the long time sun shine upon you."

May The Long Time Sun Shine Upon You Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: An x-ray image of a hand holding a computer mouse. The bones of the hand are visible, as well as the internal components of the mouse.

X-Ray Hand Mousepad: Novelty Computer Accessory

$14.50

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May include: A white linen apron with brown text that reads "SOUS CHEF" using the chemical symbols for the elements sulfur, oxygen, uranium, sulfur, carbon, helium, and fluorine.

Sous Chef Apron Spelled Using Periodic Table of Elements Symbols - Adjustable Neck Apron With Large Front Pocket

$28.50

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May include: White ceramic mug with a red circle and a diagonal line through it. The circle contains a black and white illustration of a beaker with a stirring rod. The text "Lab Rule #1: Never lick the spoon." is printed on the mug.

Funny Science Chemistry Coffee or Tea Mug - Lab Rule 1- Never Lick the Spoon - 11 oz

$15.50

May include: White ceramic coffee mug with black text that reads "There's no one else I would rather have make me coffee in the morning". The mug has a black and white illustration of coffee beans falling into a coffee cup.

There is No One Else I Would Rather Have Make Me Coffee in the Morning 11 ounce Funny Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: Three black framed prints spelling out "HOME" using the chemical element symbols for Hydrogen, Oxygen, and Mendelevium. The atomic number and weight are listed below each element.

Home Periodic Table Framed 3 Piece Wall Plaque Set

$30.00

May include: White ceramic mug with a gold outline of a vintage car with floral accents and the text "Just Married!" and "est. date".

Just Married Car 11 ounce Romantic Coffee or Tea Mug

$15.50

May include: A black picture frame with a beige background and a pattern of black musical notes. The frame has a clear opening for a photo. The text "Neurons Not Included" is printed on the bottom of the frame.

Music Lover's Picture Frame - Musical Notes - 8 x 10 Frame - Holds 5 x 7 Picture - Black

$32.00

May include: Set of four white coasters with a black and white dictionary definition of the word "research". The coasters are stacked and leaning against a black stand.

Definition Wooden Coasters - Water-Resistant MDF with Cork Back - 4 Piece Set - Wood Holder Included- Custom Definition Set

$25.50

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May include: A silver picture frame with a black mat and a white background. The image shows a brain inside a cardboard box with the text "Neurons Not Included" and "Accoutrements of Exceptional Greenery".

Computer Monitor Printed Image Picture Frame - Holds 5x7 Photo-Overall size 8x10

$32.00

May include: A black picture frame with a white chemical formula pattern. The frame has a cardboard box with a red brain inside. The text "Neurons Not Included" is printed on the box.

Molecular Structure Picture Frame - 8 x 10 Frame - Holds 5 x 7 Picture - Black

$32.00

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May include: A black and white picture frame with a circuit board design. The frame has a cutout for a photo and the text "Neurons Not Included" is printed on the bottom.

Circuit Diagram Printed Image Picture Frame - Holds 5x7 Photo-Overall size 8x10

$32.00

May include: Six vintage-style book covers with gold lettering and ornate designs. The titles are "Pride and Prejudice", "Persuasion", "Emma", "Sense and Sensibility", "Mansfield Park", and "Northanger Abbey".

Jane Austen Books Coaster Set - Neoprene 6 Piece Set

$22.50

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May include: White ceramic mug with a graphic of four resistors and the text "Join the resistance".

Computer Resistors- funny coffee or tea mug

$15.50

Engineer Definition Coasters - Neoprene 4 Piece Set - Science Coasters - Math Coasters - Teacher Gift - College Gift - Geek Gift - Geeky

Engineer Definition Coasters - Neoprene 4 Piece Set - Science Coasters - Math Coasters - Teacher Gift - College Gift - Geek Gift - Geeky

$19.50

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May include: A black framed print with a white background and black text that reads "attorney [ə'tərnē], n, 1. an expert in the study and application of a mythical concept called 'the law'. 2. a highly educated professional, skilled in citing irrelevant concepts and obscure rulings to support desired legal outcomes. see also: conjurer, sorcerer" with a gavel and books in the background.

Attorney Definition - Wood Sign with Built in Frame - 9"x12" - Nerdy Gift - Geek Art Plaque

$35.00

May include: A round mouse pad with a gold-colored image of a .357 Magnum Winchester Super X bullet casing. The mouse pad is on a white surface with a black computer mouse next to it.

357 Casing Neoprene Round Mouse Pad

$14.50

May include: Blue apron with a yellow and red superhero logo that says "DAD".

Super Dad Royal Blue Cotton/Poly Twill Adjustable Neck Grilling Apron Grilling and Cooking Chef Apron

$29.50

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May include: Blue kitchen apron with a yellow and red Superman logo that says "MOM" on it.

Super Mom Royal Blue Cotton/Poly Twill Adjustable Neck Grilling Apron Grilling and Cooking Chef Apron

$29.50

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May include: White ceramic coffee mug with a black and white illustration of a whale and the text "Whale done, Graduate!"

Whale (Well) Done Graduate Coffee or Tea Mug - Perfect Graduation gift

$15.50

May include: A white linen apron with a pocket and adjustable straps. The apron has a brown mushroom graphic and the text "SHITAKE HAPPENS".

Shiitake Happens Adjustable Neck Apron With Large Front Pocket

$28.50

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Last updated on Jul 3, 2023
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About NeuronsNotIncluded

Handmade Geeky Gifts for those with a sense of humor

Sales 20,380
On Etsy since 2013

Handmade Geeky Gifts for those with a sense of humor

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    Cindy Green

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    Andy Green

    Maker, Shipper

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    Randy Green

    Designer, Owner

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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