NeuronsNotIncluded

Handmade Geeky Gifts for those with a sense of humor

Allen, Texas · 7737 Sales

NeuronsNotIncluded

Handmade Geeky Gifts for those with a sense of humor

Allen, Texas 7737 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars
(1270)

Announcement   Need graduation gift ideas? We carry great gift ideas for all the geeks and nerds in your life.....you know...those really smart people that are impossible to buy for!

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Last updated on Mar 6, 2017

Need graduation gift ideas? We carry great gift ideas for all the geeks and nerds in your life.....you know...those really smart people that are impossible to buy for!

Cindy and Randy Green

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Cindy and Randy Green

Algebra Tangerine Statement Mug-- coffee or tea
Algebra Tangerine Statement Mug-- coffee or tea
$12.50
Funny Wifi Quote Coffee or Tea Mug
Funny Wifi Quote Coffee or Tea Mug
$12.50
Psychology definition- funny coffee or tea mug
Psychology definition- funny coffee or tea mug
$12.50
Lab Rules Science Coaster Set- 6 piece set
Lab Rules Science Coaster Set- 6 piece set
$22.50
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5 out of 5 stars
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karinmael

karinmael on Jun 24, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

thanks a lot very beautiful

karinmael

karinmael on Jun 24, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

beautiful thanks a lot .....

Jalene Huang

Jalene Huang on Jun 22, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Appreciate the great service and products! These mugs were gifted to my students. A great hit! :) I love the clever and quirky designs. Thanks again!!

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Updates

Just in time for Graduation, we've got a new line of picture frames featuring the inside of your graduate's head.
Well, maybe not your actual graduate, but close enough.

About

The Back Story...

Neurons Not Included™ is the home-based family business of the Green family - Cindy, Randy, Danny and Andy. We specialize in designing and making gift items for those with IQs higher than the average ham sandwich - which rules out a surprisingly large percentage of potential customers.

One day, on a whim, we made a pillow using the Periodic Table of Elements to spell "BACON", and we discovered a market of severely under-served geeky, nerdy and scientific types. Before we knew it, we were being featured in D Magazine, Huffington Post, Better Homes and Gardens, and were getting tons of likes, pins, grams, yippies and winky-dinks.

Not being complete idiots, we decided that this might be an avenue worth pursuing. It fits nicely into our backgrounds - Cindy has been an artsy-type person since forever, and knows how to build and run a small business. Randy is the resident nerd, having been in the technology biz since the Reagan Administration. Danny just got back from school after focusing on marketing and advertising. Not to mention the fact that we all like each other. Most days, anyway.

So off we went, focusing on creating and making things for those who embrace the world of science and technology while maintaining a sense of humor. It quickly became apparent that Yellow Bug Boutique brand didn't fit too well with people who do calculus problems for fun. So, after serious consideration of hundreds of potential store names, we finally settled on Neurons Not Included™. We really hope you like the name, because it damn near killed us to come up with it.

Neurons Not Included™ is an actual home business, operating in our actual home. We recently moved to a house with a couple of extra bedroom and a separate garage, just to hold all the widgets, gadgets and whatsits we need to make all the mugs, mousepads, pillows and other paraphernalia. Being a home-based business has its pros and cons. On the pro side, our morning work commute is really short, and the dress code is casual in the extreme. On the con side, it's hard to not feel like you're living in a factory when the heat presses are pressing, the embroidery machine is chugging, the printers are printing and the tape gun is making that irritating r-r-r-r-ripping noise. All in all, though, we wouldn't have it any other way.

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    You can just call us Boris and Natasha. At least that's what the Witness Protection people told us to say.

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Last updated on July 12, 2013
Hi and welcome to Neurons Not Included. Our hope is that you will find our items unique, interesting, beautiful or sometime just down right funny. Life is too short not to enjoy!

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Our goal is to maintain 100% satisfaction. Please contact us within 5 days of receiving your order if you have any questions or concerns. Returns will be on a case to case basis. Unfortunately, custom orders cannot be returned.