Offendables

54
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5.0 (14)

1.5 years
on Etsy

5.0 (14)

54
 sales

1.5 years
on Etsy

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54
 Sales

5.0 (14)

1.5 years
on Etsy

5.0 (14)

54
 sales

1.5 years
on Etsy

Offendables is taking a short break

Note from shop owner taking a short break while we revamp the whole shop! New merch coming! Stay tuned…

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Jun 30, 2026

taking a short break while we revamp the whole shop! New merch coming! Stay tuned…

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Shelly

Reviews

5.0 (14)

Average item review

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

Shannon on May 15, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Love this sticker, it gives a laugh to somebody!!!

Deez Nuts Sticker

Deez Nuts Sticker
Linda on Jan 22, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Cute kindle sticker, shipping was on time, would order from shop again

Smells Like Dick In Here Sticker

Smells Like Dick In Here Sticker
Etsy buyer on Jan 10, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Sticker is perfect! Love it, even got a bonus sticker. Will definitely be buying some more!

Dick Cheese Sticker

Dick Cheese Sticker
Taylor on Dec 12, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Gonna be a fun gift to give

Dick Cheese Sticker

Dick Cheese Sticker
Big on Dec 5, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality! Just as advertised. The vendor was like 1 or 2 days late in getting it out due to a family emergency and messaged me asap to apologize. They also threw in some freebies for the inconvenience.

The Offendables™ Sampler Platter Sticker Pack

The Offendables™ Sampler Platter Sticker Pack
Jill on Nov 15, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Very kind! Exactly why I was looking for! Kind enough to toss in some extra stickers. I will most likely be ordering again!

The Shit Show Sticker

The Shit Show Sticker
C on Jun 18, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Really funny and a good gift. Quality design and materials.

Smells Like Slut In Here Sticker

Smells Like Slut In Here Sticker
Etsy buyer on Jun 16, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Generous seller that takes pride in their product and values their custom

Shelly responded on Jun 16, 2025

Thank you so much! Enjoy the stickers!

The Shit Show Sticker

The Shit Show Sticker
Natalie on Mar 1, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

This is now one of my favorite shirts!

Shelly responded on Jun 16, 2025

Woot! Hell yeah!!

Boobzilla - Unisex Tee

Boobzilla - Unisex Tee
Etsy buyer on Feb 24, 2025

4 out of 5 stars

Excellent seller! Great quality stickers and fabulous designs! Thank you!!

Shelly responded on Jun 16, 2025

Thank you so much for shopping with us!

Deez Nuts Sticker

Deez Nuts Sticker

About Offendables

NSFW, offensive and hilarious stickers, tees and more!

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On Etsy since 2024

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NSFW, offensive and hilarious stickers, tees and more!

Swear Words are Sentence Glitter! Oh yeah…and the First Amendment

Let’s get one thing straight—Offendables isn’t just a shop; it’s a vibe. Born from a deep love of country and an unshakable respect for the First Amendment, Offendables is where freedom of speech meets colorful language and offensive art.

Why? Because in the land of the free, saying what you want, how you want, is the ultimate flex. Whether it’s a bold sticker, a snarky mug, or a design that’ll make Grandma clutch her pearls, Offendables is here to remind the world that freedom isn’t just a right—it’s a damn good time.

So go ahead—laugh too loud, offend too boldly, and say exactly what’s on your mind. Around here, we call that patriotism.

Offendables: Because blending in is boring, and silence isn’t an option.

XOXO
Shelly D