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Last updated on Sep 4, 2025
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4.9
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Hayden on Sep 14, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThey are AMAZING!! they are also so funny, the person who I put these in the gift basket/bag loves them so much, they cried opening the gift and laughed too. I’m definitely buying myself these one day. They are perfectly offensive, thank you!! Unfortunately, I forgot to take a photo but take my word as a photo, they match the description to a T and are the best. Gift, for yourself, or whatever else. Just get them. You won’t regret it
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Lisa on Sep 9, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI purchases six different sets of the pens from this seller - dogs, cats, sarcastic…as gifts for coworkers. They are awesome! I am really happy with my purchase. They are good quality pens and a great price. Shipping was fast. I highly recommend this seller!
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Lisa on Sep 9, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI purchases six different sets of the pens from this seller - dogs, cats, sarcastic…as gifts for coworkers. They are awesome! I am really happy with my purchase. They are good quality pens and a great price. Shipping was fast. I highly recommend this seller!
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Lacy on Jul 30, 2026
5 out of 5 starsProduct arrived fast and exactly what I wanted for my friend. Friend absolutely loved them.
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Jackie on Jul 21, 2026
5 out of 5 starsBags are adorable, perfect size and exactly as described. Will buy again!
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Cheyenne on Jun 8, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI bought these dog pens for my sister who's a vet tech. She will love them! They're so cute! Love the bright colors.
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About MilkToastGiftBags
Sales
27,117
On Etsy since 2020
Shop members
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MilkToast Brands
Owner
The official Etsy store of Offensive Crayons and all of our created products!
Production partners
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Arno New
China
Our production partner helps bring our designs to life by printing the gift bags with our unique and fun artwork. While we create and design everything in-house, they handle the high-quality printing process to ensure each bag looks vibrant and professional
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Castor Pan
China
Our production partner helps bring our high-quality vegan leather dog carriers to life. We design the carriers for style, comfort, and functionality, while they handle the manufacturing to ensure each product is durable and meets our quality standards
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Emma Zhou
China
Our production partner helps bring our high-quality plush and vegan leather dog carriers to life. We design the carriers for style, comfort, and functionality, while they handle the manufacturing to ensure each product is durable and meets our quality standards.
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Pen Manufacturing Company
China
Our production partner manufactures the pen sets based on our original, humorous designs. While we create the snarky phrases and unique concepts, they handle the production and assembly to deliver high-quality, functional pens
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Tony Chen
China
Our production partner assists with the creation of our custom-designed adult crayons. We come up with the witty and snarky color names, while they handle the production and packaging to ensure the crayons meet our high-quality standards
Shop policies
Last updated on Dec 30, 2020
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