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Last updated on Sep 4, 2025
Reviews
4.9
(5554)
Average item review
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.
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Jackie on Jul 21, 2026
5 out of 5 starsBags are adorable, perfect size and exactly as described. Will buy again!
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Sara on Jun 1, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThese bags are always so much fun to give gifts in. The laughs are so worth it. This was my second order placed and definitely plan on ordering more for gift giving shenanigans.
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Valerie on Jul 30, 2026
5 out of 5 starsItems are as described. The bag got a chuckle out of the recipient. Thank you!
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Lacy on Jul 30, 2026
5 out of 5 starsProduct arrived fast and exactly what I wanted for my friend. Friend absolutely loved them.
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Cheryl on Jul 27, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI purchased these pens as a friend's birthday gift. She loved them! They were shipped promptly and arrived in good time.
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Peggy on Jul 19, 2026
5 out of 5 starsGreat quality, matched description, packaged well, quick shipping, exceeded my expectations.
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About MilkToastGiftBags
Sales
26,976
On Etsy since 2020
Shop members
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MilkToast Brands
Owner
The official Etsy store of Offensive Crayons and all of our created products!
Production partners
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Arno New
China
Our production partner helps bring our designs to life by printing the gift bags with our unique and fun artwork. While we create and design everything in-house, they handle the high-quality printing process to ensure each bag looks vibrant and professional
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Castor Pan
China
Our production partner helps bring our high-quality vegan leather dog carriers to life. We design the carriers for style, comfort, and functionality, while they handle the manufacturing to ensure each product is durable and meets our quality standards
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Emma Zhou
China
Our production partner helps bring our high-quality plush and vegan leather dog carriers to life. We design the carriers for style, comfort, and functionality, while they handle the manufacturing to ensure each product is durable and meets our quality standards.
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Pen Manufacturing Company
China
Our production partner manufactures the pen sets based on our original, humorous designs. While we create the snarky phrases and unique concepts, they handle the production and assembly to deliver high-quality, functional pens
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Tony Chen
China
Our production partner assists with the creation of our custom-designed adult crayons. We come up with the witty and snarky color names, while they handle the production and packaging to ensure the crayons meet our high-quality standards
Shop policies
Last updated on Dec 30, 2020
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Returns & exchanges
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Cancellations
Cancellations: not accepted
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