PersingerTees

Parkersburg, West Virginia

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May include: A purple t-shirt with the text "I donated to help a Red Hat Queen recover at home." The shirt features an illustration of a red hat with a purple flower. The text and graphic are in orange.

Donation to help a 90yo recover at home Tee

$25.00

May include: White t-shirt with the text "HANG IN THERE it gets worse" in colorful block letters. The shirt has a crew neck and short sleeves. The text is in pink, blue, green, and teal.

Sarcastic Tee: "Hang in There, It Gets Worse""

$19.99

May include: A light beige t-shirt with the text "MY KIDS LAUGH BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M CRAZY - I LAUGH BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW IT'S HEREDITARY" in black block letters. The shirt is displayed on a light wood-grain surface.

Sarcastic Tee: "...Hereditary..."

$19.99

May include: A red t-shirt with the text "I Hope You APPRECIATE THE EFFORT I've put into not PUNCHING You In The Face" in light blue. The shirt is made of a soft material and has short sleeves.

Sarcastic Tee: "...Appreciate The Effort..."

$19.99

May include: A light pink t-shirt with the text "I'LL PUT YOU IN THE TRUNK and help people LOOK FOR YOU DON'T TEST ME" in a black, red, and yellow design. The shirt is a crew neck style.

Sarcastic Tee: "...Don't Test Me"

$19.99

May include: A bright green t-shirt with the text "I'M HERE I'M AWAKE don't push it" in white. The shirt is made of a soft material and has short sleeves. The text is centered on the front of the shirt.

Sarcastic Tee: "I'm Here, I'm Awake Don't Push It"

$19.99

May include: A gray t-shirt featuring a grumpy cat illustration holding a sign. The sign reads "PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB, I AM DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY". The cat is black and brown with an angry expression.

Sarcastic Tee: "Please Do Not Disturb..."

$19.99

May include: A white t-shirt with the text "and this is why I wanted to stay home all this, right here" in black script. The shirt is made of a soft material and has short sleeves.

Sarcastic Tee: All This, Right Here!

$19.99

May include: Black t-shirt with the white text "First Of All I'm A Delight" in a bold, playful font. The shirt is made of a soft material and has a crew neck. A casual, everyday wear tee.

Sarcastic Tee: "...I'm A Delight"

$19.99

May include: A bright green t-shirt with the text "I can't adult today" in a colorful design. The word "adult" is in pink, orange, and green. The phrase "Tomorrow doesn't look good either" is also included.

Sarcastic Tee: "I Can't Adult Today..."

$19.99

May include: A gray t-shirt with the text "please hold I'M MENTALLY BUFFERING" in white and blue. The shirt is made of a soft material and has short sleeves. The text is centered on the front of the shirt.

Sarcastic Tee: "Please Hold, Mentally Buffering"

$19.99

May include: A light blue t-shirt with the text "ADMIT IT LIFE WOULD BE BORING WITHOUT ME" in white, light blue, and coral lettering. The shirt is displayed on a light wood surface.

Sarcastic Tee: "...Life Would Be Boring..." Colorful Print

$19.99

May include: A bright red t-shirt with the text "Dear Karma I Have A List Of People You Missed" in black. The text is accompanied by floral and decorative elements. The shirt is made of a soft material.

Sarcastic Tee: "Dear Karma..."

$19.99

May include: A bright blue t-shirt with the text "IT WAS A ROUGH WEEK BUT I DIDN'T NEED BAIL MONEY So there's that" in black. The shirt is made of a soft material and has a crew neck.

Sarcastic Tee: "It Was Rough Week..."

$19.99

May include: Black t-shirt with the text "I Speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue" in a colorful design. The design includes pink, green, yellow, and blue accents. The shirt is displayed on a light wood surface.

Sarcastic Tee: "...Bite My Tongue"

$19.99

May include: White t-shirt with a black graphic that reads "Fifty Shades Of Tired" inside a shield design. The design includes a heart with rays and a small flower. The shirt is displayed on a light wood-grain surface.

Sarcastic Tee: Fifty Shades of Tired

$19.99

May include: A light pink t-shirt with the words "SPARKLE All The Way" in black lettering. The design includes a heart and decorative swirls. The shirt is made of a soft material.

Sarcastic Tee: Sparkle All the Way

$19.99

May include: A cream-colored t-shirt with the text "I Like my cat...and Like 3 People" in blue and purple. The shirt is made of a soft material and has a crew neck.

Sarcastic T-Shirt: I like my cat...

$19.99

May include: A light blue t-shirt with black text. The text reads "ATTENTION I am OUT OF ORDER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE MY 'STUPID PEOPLE' FILTER NEEDS CLEANING and my 'GIVE A DAMN' BATTERIES HAVE RUN OUT."

Sarcastic Tee: Attention I am Out of Order Until...

$19.99

May include: A bright blue t-shirt with the text "I Need To Teach My Facial Expressions How To Use Their Inside Voice" in black. The shirt is made of a soft material and has a crew neck.

Sarcastic Tee: I Need To Teach My Facial Expressions...

$19.99

May include: Cream-colored t-shirt with black text. The text reads "Dear Lord please give me PATIENCE BECAUSE IF YOU GIVE ME strength I'll need bail MONEY TOO."

Sarcastic Tee: Dear Lord please grant me PATIENCE...

$19.99

May include: Black t-shirt with the text "NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES SOME WEAR SCRUBS" in white, blue, and red. A red scrub top graphic with a stethoscope is centered on the shirt. The shirt is made of a soft material.

Medical Field Tee: Not All Heroes Wear Capes...

$19.99

May include: White t-shirt with a graphic design. The design features the text "ALL I NEED IS Coffee SCRUBS AND RUBBER GLOVES" in purple and white, along with a coffee cup and a stethoscope. The shirt is displayed on a light wood background.

Medical Field Tee: All I Need is Coffee Scrubs Rubber Gloves

$19.99

May include: Bright blue t-shirt with white text: "IF MY DOG CAN'T COME I'M NOT GOING." The shirt is made of a soft material and has a crew neck. The shirt is displayed on a light wood surface.

Sarcastic tshirt: If My Dog Can't Come, I'm Not Going"

$19.99

May include: A light blue t-shirt with the text "A Dog will teach you unconditional LOVE" in black script. The text is centered on the shirt, with a decorative sprig design between "unconditional" and "LOVE".

Inspiration Pet Love Tee:"A Dog will teach you Unconditional LOVE"

$19.99

May include: Mustard yellow t-shirt with a purple paw print and the word "LOVE" in purple block letters. The shirt is made of a soft material and has a crew neck.

Inspiration Pet Love tee: The word LOVE with a paw print for an "O"

$19.99

May include: A purple t-shirt featuring a black heart with a paw print inside. The shirt is made of a soft material and has short sleeves. The design is simple and eye-catching, perfect for pet lovers.

Heartfelt Tee: Pawprint in Heart

$19.99

May include: White t-shirt featuring a coral-colored heart with black paw prints and footprints. The design suggests a theme of pets or family, with a simple and clean aesthetic. The shirt is made of a soft material.

Heartfelt Tee with footprints of a pet and it's owner traveling across a heart.

$19.99

May include: Bright green t-shirt featuring a grumpy cat graphic with the text "Impress me, Human." The cat has a gray and white face with blue eyes. The shirt is a short-sleeved crew neck.

Sarcastic Tee with Angry Cat saying, "Impress me, Human!"

$19.99

May include: Mustard yellow t-shirt featuring a black dog silhouette and a purple cat silhouette. The dog is standing, and the cat is sitting. The shirt is made of a soft material and is suitable for casual wear.

Pet lover tee with a dog and cat in silhouette

$19.99

May include: A yellow t-shirt with the text "Blessed MAMA OF dogs" in black script. The text is centered on the shirt, with two black heart graphics. The shirt is made of a soft material.

Inspirational tee: "Blessed Mama of Dogs"

$19.99

May include: A yellow t-shirt with the text "I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DESIRE TO FIT IN" in gray lettering. The shirt is made of a soft material and has short sleeves and a crew neck.

Sarcastic Tee: "I have ABSOLUTELY No Desire to Fit In"

$19.99

May include: White t-shirt with the text "I'm Sorry. I do not feel like peopling today!" in a gradient of green and blue. The shirt is made of a soft material and has a crew neck.

Sarcastic Tee: Peopling

$19.99

May include: A turquoise t-shirt with the text "Be The Person your dog Thinks You ARE" in black. The shirt has a crew neck and short sleeves. The text is centered on the front of the shirt.

Inspirational Dog Lover Tee: Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are

$19.99

May include: A yellow t-shirt with the text "I REFUSE to have a battle of wits with someone who is UNARMED" in black lettering. The shirt is made of a soft material and has short sleeves.

Sarcastic Tee: Battle of Wits

$19.99

May include: A bright green t-shirt with black text that reads "A Dog is: the only thing on Earth That loves YOU MORE than he loves Himself." Two black hearts are also featured.

Heartfelt Tee: "A Dog is the Only thing..."

$19.99

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Karol Persinger

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About PersingerTees

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    Karol Persinger

    Owner

    Hi! I'm Karol. I started this shop bc I love, love, love saying shits. I am committed to saying exactly what should be said, in a simple, concise was. When I chose a design, it's bc it either makes me laugh out loud, or made me say, "Awww!" Enjoy!

Production partners

  • Ninja Transfer

    Parkersburg, WV

    Top selling dtf and sublimation creation company

  • A print shop

    Manchester, NH

    Prints and ships product upon demand for every customer

  • Studio H Creations

    OH, United States

    An independent DTF (Dirct To Fabric print design) production supplier

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Returns & exchanges

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More information

Last updated on May 2, 2026

Frequently asked questions

I'm local, can I get it delivered instead of paying for shipping?

Yes, absolutely! Message us first to let us know where you are and/or where you would like it delivered to. For example, where you work, or a central location. There is always someone who is going to be in the area of the hospitals in Parkersburg or Marietta, also we frequent Vienna, Wv. Just let us know. Once we have that information, then your shipping cost can be refunded to you. Easy Peasy!