PettyPaperStudio

North Carolina, United States

7.9k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (1.5k)
1.5 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (1.5k)
7.9k
sales
1.5 years
on Etsy
7.9k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (1.5k)
1.5 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (1.5k)
7.9k
sales
1.5 years
on Etsy
7940 Sales

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Last updated on Mar 17, 2026
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About PettyPaperStudio

Best Witty, Funny, and Snarky Greeting Card Stationery

Sales 7,940
On Etsy since 2025

Best Witty, Funny, and Snarky Greeting Card Stationery

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Give them the laugh they deserve.

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    Jay

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    Hey! My nicknames Jay, I work for the big boss Salty. I'm a designer with a few years of experience under my belt working for different companies in my personal life. In my off time I'm growing Petty Paper!

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    Salty the Cat

    Owner, Customer Service, Marketer

    I make Jay do all the work, he's cool though.

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Last updated on May 13, 2025

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For US deliveries, Etsy policy requires that import duties and fees are included in the checkout price. Non-US buyers may need to pay these fees upon delivery. You can message me to confirm how these fees will be paid for your order. I'm not responsible for any customs-related delays.

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Cancellations: accepted

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Last updated on Apr 14, 2026

Frequently asked questions

What tools do you use to make your cards?

Depends, sometimes it's charcoal pencil or pen, sometimes it's my tablet where I like to mess around in ProCreate or Illustrator. From there I use a vector program to turn my art into digital work so that the quality stays high, add some effects and voila!

Do you use Print on Demand services?

No, all of our products are printed in-house, literally.

What are you card sizes, and details?

Cards are A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches), and printed on high quality 100% Cotton Stationary, 110 lb (300 gsm) unless otherwise noted.

How do you package your orders?

Everything we send is sent in BLACK! Why? So that you know the moment you open your mailbox, Your order has arrived!

All letter mail orders are packaged in a larger black envelope with their respective card, envelope, and cellophane sleeve. Small orders that don't pay for upgraded shipping are sent through USPS First Class letter mail to keep costs low for everyone and provide free shipping, however sometimes that means delays, or even lost orders, if that gives you anxiety, consider using the tracked shipping options we offer.

Any order valued over $20 or containing upgraded shipping will be shipped in a black rigid mailer or appropriately sized box.

How soon will my order ship? / When do you ship?

I fulfill most orders within 1-2 business days, and send orders in daily drop offs at my local USPS Post Office. Please remember I can't control USPS delivery times, I put a lot of work into fulfilling orders in a timely manner because I treat each order as if it was my own.

If you can't wait up to 14 days (due to USPS) for delivery, please use Ground Advantage or Priority Shipping, it's quicker, less likely to get lost in the shuffle of mail USPS has to handle and includes live tracking.

Where do you ship from?

I ship orders from the wonderful state of North Carolina!

What do you guarantee?

I guarantee that I'll get to your order as soon as possible. A reminder that once I pop your order in the mail, it’s in USPS’s hands, and while they usually do a great job, occasional delays can happen. You may receive an estimated delivery date, but please remember it’s just an estimate.

While I can’t offer refunds for late arrivals, I can guarantee you’ll get your card! If it hasn’t shown up after 14 days, I’m always happy work something out, because great mail should never get lost in the shuffle!

I've had the opportunity to serve many amazing customers, but USPS is not always on top of their game, which can mean people take things out on me unfairly. Please remember, I'm just a regular person with emotions too and I'm trying my best.

My order still says 'pre-transit/in-transit/awaiting item' after a few days, why? Have you not sent my order?

If your label has been printed, yes. Your order has been sent.

Standard letter mail tracking can lag and is generally unreliable. Your order may show 'pre-transit/in-transit/awaiting item' without updates for an extended time, or never update even though your order has already long been dropped off. Rest assured, when you get a 'label printed' notification, your order is a part of my daily dropoff at my local USPS office.

My order says it was delivered, where is it?

If you're using letter mail, your order may be marked 'delivered' a day or so early because letter mail delivery is estimated, which means it's not always accurate. If this happens please consider waiting a day or two just to see if it pops up. If there's still no sign of it, please reach out, I promise I'll make it right.

Note:

I've had the opportunity to serve many amazing customers, but USPS is not always on top of their game, which can mean people take things out on me unfairly. Please remember, I'm just a regular person with emotions too and I'm trying my best to build a business and make people happy. I ask that if something is wrong, you treat me with kindness and respect and I will do the same.

Thank you for your support.

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