Professional product & seller all around. Going right now to shop with this seller again!

It deserves all the stars, because I saw way more than 5 of them. After I picked myself up off of the front lawn, regained my sight, and crawled back through the window I'd unceremoniously been ejected out of, I confronted the sicko who stood by my bed wearing a gleeful grin and still wielding this wicked slab of sheer sadism, and I uttered one word... "Nope." Tip: Go ahead and buy some rope when you add this one to your cart. You're going to need it. PS - This is only a slightly exaggerated true story. I didn't actually go through the window, or so I was told, once I regained my senses. Before adding to cart: Is your health insurance current? How about your homeowners? And I'm serious about the rope. You might even need an anchor. Oh, and for the record, turns out "nope" is not a safeword. 😂

Oh look. 👀 It's the "heck no I didn't just roll my eyes, sass you, or drop an f-bomb" monstrous, bad habit busting, brat tamer! 😬 Also known as the "oh holy 💩⚽️⚾️ " But hey, they just call it the 'Retort' - which also works, because it's as sharp and angry as the name implies! 💥 This one means business and you don't want to be on the business end of it! Unless, of course you're a masochist... with a high pain tolerance. 😙🤫☺️ *add to cart*

This one has become a go-to for maintenance, but it definitely packs enough punch to prove a point when necessary. Good balance of thud and sting, and the matching boudoir for warm ups is a perfect combo, imho.

I actually hid this one after the first attitude adjustment I received with it. 🤭 It packs a bite that definitely makes one prone to smartassery think twice before opening their mouth again. 😅

Always a pleasure to shop here. A real pain in the butt -literally- once you receive your order. 😂 Which is precisely the outcome we always hope for. 😁 RBP never disappoints. We've got quite a collection at this point. Definitely get this one in both options - holey and un-holey! 🤭

I hate it. 😂😍🤩 This one is small but fierce. Perfection.

Wonderful rope! Doesn't slip from knots easily, easy on the skin :))

Well-made and attractive paddle. Shipping took a long time, with incorrect shipping information and no response about it from the seller.

A very smooth paddle. Compact for travel, a good feeling when gripped, and shape is just right. The shop also sent a little paddle butter to keep it intact over time. I can’t wait to use it