RedMistMinis

I'm a git what got hooked on da Warhammer fightin’ an’ lore through dem Total War games. One day I picked up a brush, and I ain't put it down since. Been paintin’ for five years now. I’ve painted gitz fer me mates, and seein’ dere faces when dey saw dere models? Dat was betta than lootin’ a whole zoggin Planet an it made me wonna do it fer even more of you lot!

If ya give me yer ladz to paint, I’ll treat ‘em like me own, every choppa, every toof, every squig-hide cloak. I puts in max effort so yer boyz look unique, proppa flashy, and ready ta stomp on anyfing dat comes der way.

I love da mentul state Im in when im paintin, an besides stompin beakies its one of da only fings dat makes dis green git truly happy, but damn if it don't cost a lot O teef. Paintin for you gits let me give ya da Waaaaghs ya always dreamt of, an means ders always a good pile O grey ta keep me busy, an dat means all us gitz iz proppa happy an dats zoggin great!

Don’t worry if yer not bringin’ Orks, I paints all da gitz! Be it humies, spiky boyz, shiny beakies, or even da sneaky pointy-ears. If it fights in da 41st millennium or da AOS I will slap paint on it.

I mix up sneaky airbrushin’ for smooth blends wiv me trusty hand brush for all da gory detailz, so yer ladz look like dey just stomped through a waaagh and lived ta brag about it. !

Now quit muckin’ about and let’s get yer gitz lookin’ ded fancy!

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Da Paint Boss, Red Mist