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I make novelty shirts because yelling into the void wasn't specific enough.

This shop started less as a business plan and more as "I couldn't find the shirt I wanted, so I made it myself, and then made a few more because apparently I have opinions." Turns out, that's most of the shop's origin story.

Every design is hand-drawn, hand-pressed, and hand-shipped by one guy who owns a heat press and no chill. If a shirt looks a little imperfect, that's not a flaw — that's the human touch you're paying for. Mass production is for people with better impulse control.

Some designs are political. Some are just weird. None of them are trying to sell you anything other than a shirt and, occasionally, a mild sense of validation that you're not the only one thinking it.

Wear accordingly. Refunds are not offered for shirts that start an argument at Thanksgiving — that one's on you.