RudeCardCompany

Stamford, United Kingdom

236
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5.0 (35)

3 years
on Etsy

5.0 (35)

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3 years
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5.0 (35)

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Emma on Oct 13, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

very happy with the card

Funny rude sweary card for wife, husband, bf, gf | inappropriate adult humour card | cheeky offensive birthday anniversary card | sarcastic

Funny rude sweary card for wife, husband, bf, gf | inappropriate adult humour card | cheeky offensive birthday anniversary card | sarcastic
Charlotte on Aug 24, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect! Exactly as I wanted :)

Funny rude sweary card for wife, husband, bf, gf | inappropriate adult humour card | cheeky offensive birthday anniversary card | sarcastic

Funny rude sweary card for wife, husband, bf, gf | inappropriate adult humour card | cheeky offensive birthday anniversary card | sarcastic
Jasmin on Jul 29, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great little card, my friend loved it, good sturdy card and fabulously quick delivery which I was very grateful for ....thank you so much

Rude Dry Fanny Birthday Card | Funny Offensive Birthday Card | Menopause Humour Card | Unhinged Friend Birthday Card | Funny A6 Card

Rude Dry Fanny Birthday Card | Funny Offensive Birthday Card | Menopause Humour Card | Unhinged Friend Birthday Card | Funny A6 Card
Sharon on Apr 20, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Lol absolutely love it, I know it will put a smile on my friends face. Thank you 😊

Funny message of support card

Funny message of support card
Teresa on Sep 2, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Lovely set of cards very pleasef

Choose Any 4 Cards Bundle | Pick any 4 cards from my shop and save!

Choose Any 4 Cards Bundle | Pick any 4 cards from my shop and save!
Debbie on Aug 18, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great card - just what I was after. Great quality and arrived quickly ❤️

Zero F**ks Card | Funny A6 Card | Just because, support card

Zero F**ks Card | Funny A6 Card | Just because, support card
Rachel on Jun 13, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great item, perfect. delivery was quick

Funny rude sweary card for wife, husband, bf, gf | inappropriate adult humour card | cheeky offensive birthday anniversary card | sarcastic

Funny rude sweary card for wife, husband, bf, gf | inappropriate adult humour card | cheeky offensive birthday anniversary card | sarcastic
Etsy buyer on Apr 25, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Absolutely cracking (cards ,I bought two) great quality and would most definitely buy again!

Zero F**ks Card | Funny A6 Card | Just because, support card

Zero F**ks Card | Funny A6 Card | Just because, support card
Kathy on Apr 3, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great card, high quality. Quick dispatch.

Rude & Sweary Valentines/Birthday/Anniversary Card | A6 Greeting Card

Rude & Sweary Valentines/Birthday/Anniversary Card | A6 Greeting Card
cathie on Mar 25, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Brilliant thank you 😊 x

Protons, Neurons and Electrons | Funny A6 Science Card | Birthday, Anniversary, Just because

Protons, Neurons and Electrons | Funny A6 Science Card | Birthday, Anniversary, Just because

About RudeCardCompany

Cheeky Greeting Cards

Sales 236

On Etsy since 2022

Cheeky Greeting Cards

A Cheeky Card company with no filter

Hello! 🙌🏻
I’m Rose , the person behind Rude Card Company.

I create funny, sarcastic and slightly inappropriate greeting cards for those moments when a traditional “Happy Birthday” just won’t cut it.

I’ve always loved making people laugh and The Rude Card Company started from a simple idea, why should greeting cards take themselves so seriously?

Every card is designed by me, with plenty of sarcasm, a healthy dose of British humour and just enough rudeness to make someone laugh (or possibly question your friendship?!).

I work from my studio in Lincolnshire, where I turn all those random thoughts, questionable jokes and mildly inappropriate ideas into cards for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas and all the other occasions where a little bit of cheekiness is required.

Whether you’re looking for something for your best mate, your other half, your mum, your dad or that person who is really asking for it… I hope you find something that makes you smile.

Thank you for supporting my little business💙

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You don’t look a day over ancient | A6 Greeting Card | Sweary birthday card

Funny rude sweary card for wife, husband, bf, gf | inappropriate adult humour card | cheeky offensive birthday anniversary card | sarcastic

Funny Message of Support Card | Encouragement Card for Friend | Sarcastic Sympathy Card | Thinking of You Card | Funny Mental Health Card

Rude Dry Fanny Birthday Card | Funny Offensive Birthday Card | Menopause Humour Card | Unhinged Friend Birthday Card | Funny A6 Card

Personalised Lady Garden | Cheeky A6 Card | Birthday

Personalised Birthday Card | Sweary A6 Greeting

Funny rude ‘bang’ card for wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend | inappropriate adult humour | cheeky offensive birthday anniversary card |

Sweary ‘Fit as F**k’ Greeting Card

Personalised Fab Birthday Card | Mum, sister, friend, colleague

Funny Best Friend Card | Rude Friendship Birthday Card | Chaotic Friend Humour Card | Funny Greeting Card for Bestie | Unhinged A6 Card

Funny Rude Birthday/Anniversary Card | Cheeky Adult Humour Card | Inappropriate Card for Partner | Funny A6 Greeting Card |

Funny Illustrated Greeting Card | Love, Birthday

Personalised New Home Card | Sweary A6 Card

Personalised Fu*ktard Free Birthday | Sweary A6 Birthday Card

Protons Neutrons and Electrons Funny Card | Science Birthday Card | STEM Humour Greeting Card | Geeky A6 Card

Rude & Cheeky Birthday Card

You are my Favourite Person | Illustrated Greeting Card

Immature Birthday Card

Rude and Funny ‘Handsome’ | A6 Greeting Card

Ginger Boll**ks | Funny A6 Greeting Card

Funny Card | You’re Alright I Suppose | Sarcastic Anniversary Card | Cheeky Birthday Card | Rude A6 Greeting Card

Rude and cheeky personalised rude card for brother, | inappropriate adult humour card | Funny offensive birthday card | sarcastic

Everything is Better when we’re together | Illustrated Greeting Card

Funny cheeky card for Mum, Nan, sister, girlfriend, bestie | inappropriate adult humour | offensive birthday card | sarcastic

Rude & Funny drawing Birthday Card

Sweary Birthday ‘Forecast’ Card

Sweary Birthday Card for him

Sweary Birthday Card

Personalised Uplifting Support | A6 Card

Zero F**ks Card | Funny A6 Card | Just because, support card

Sweary Valentines Card

Rude and funny ‘Peony’ Illustrated Card | Valentines, Birthday, Anniversary, Support

Rude and funny ‘Peony’ Illustrated Birthday Card

Personalised New Baby Card | Cheeky A6 Card

Someone, somewhere | Funny and cheeky A6 Card | Birthday, just because

You’re lucky you found me | Cheeky A6 Birthday Card

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