ScissorPuppet

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Etsy buyer on 15 Apr, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Great shirt design with trippy colors!

Dick Banana Unisex Tee

Dick Banana Unisex Tee
Edward on 14 Oct, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Shirts arrived QUICKLY, safely and as promised. Thanks!

Raunchy Magritte: Ceci n'est pas une pipe. (This is not a blowjob) Unisex Tee

Raunchy Magritte: Ceci n'est pas une pipe. (This is not a blowjob) Unisex Tee
Andrew on 03 Feb, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality Gildan T-Shirts (ultra cotton). Color is spot on to what is shown in the pictures, I ordered two blue ones. Shipped and arrived fast, very happy with this purchase. Funny shirt! 🍆🍌

Dick Banana Unisex Tee

Dick Banana Unisex Tee
C. on 27 Oct, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Very good shirt for these times

Verbal Abuse Unisex Tank Top

Verbal Abuse Unisex Tank Top
M on 23 Aug, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

BEST BANANA SHIRT!! I love it, would buy again a dozen times.

Banana Unisex Tee

Banana Unisex Tee
M on 23 Aug, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I love love love these shirts!

Dick Banana Unisex Tee

Dick Banana Unisex Tee
Etsy buyer on 18 Jun, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Angry Stork Shoebill Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Angry Stork Shoebill Short Sleeve T-Shirt

About ScissorPuppet

Dad jokes or elegant patterns. There is no in-between.

Sales 29

On Etsy since 2018

Dad jokes or elegant patterns. There is no in-between.

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