It's fun to be a nerd.
What can I say? I really like archeology and evolution and paleoanthropology and and and. This is just a fun side-hustle for me, with 100% of profits donated to The Leakey Foundation, the leading nonprofit funder of human origins research. Learn more about the work they fund at leakeyfoundation.org.
All bumper stickers are designed here in beautiful Central Oregon using regionally-sourced hydroelectric and wind power, local coffee and toilets, at-will employment contracts, morally pure intentions (less than 1% AI), and state-licensed family and marriage therapist(s).
Of course, once you make the decision to purchase a bumper sticker, the product enters into a daisy chain of blood diamonds, the burning of fossil fuels which contribute to human-caused climate change, and, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude due to an increasingly stratified and immobile class hierarchy. At which point you might as well unalive yourself. So, purchase wisely.
The pipeline for new bumper stickers is open! (And probably will be forever more inside my head, because I can't stop!) Feel free to drop me a line if you think you've got a good one, and I'll send you a free bumper sticker if we run with it. ;)