Our products are good at their jobs.
Alex began making metal objects in 2011. The combination of novelty, originality and utility appealed to his friends, so he started a company of his own.
In addition to custom and production metalwork, we sell things. We aim to tackle the problem of inappropriate products. Whether they're ugly, ineffective, uninteresting or evil, so many things available for purchase in the world are not acceptable. Professional men will not allow unspectacular things to bear their name and will not abide a mediocre experience.
Some of our products will be inherited by your grandchildren and then by theirs. Some of them have an expected time limit. None are treasures, and all should bear the marks of the story you give them.
Everything we sell is guaranteed. This isn't a gimmick; if you aren't satisfied, you will be able to communicate with the maker. We want your feedback and we will do right by you.
While considering this guarantee, please keep in mind that many of our products would look right at home in the silt beside a shipwreck.