TheExiledShaman

The Exiled Shaman is a dimwitted caffeine-addicted spiritual guide from the fictional town of Itchcock, Oklahoma. Born from a prestigious line of shamans, none of the healing powers or wisdom befell him, but that doesn't stop him from trying. Oozing with incompetence and caffeinated confidence, he and his band of degenerate disciples constantly find themselves in misadventure as they battle villains trying to thwart his mission to bring coffee to the masses. Not all heroes wear capes, but this one does. (It's a robe, but close enough.)