TheSomaticClub

Barcelona, Spain

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Nervous System Shirts 5
Cycle Syncing Shirts 1
Masking & Burnout 1

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In My Luteal Phase Ask Again Later Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex T-Shirt

$32.62

Nervous System Regulation in Progress Shirt, Somatic Therapist Gift Mental Health, Comfort Colors 1717

$32.62

Currently Regulating My Nervous System Shirt, Mental Health Anxiety, Comfort Colors

$32.62

You Deserve a Well Regulated Nervous System Shirt, Mental Health, Comfort Colors

$32.62

Overstimulated Shirt, AuDHD Neurodivergent Mental Health, Comfort Colors

$32.62

Nervous System Offline Please Hold Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex T-Shirt

$32.62

Masking Is Exhausting Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex T-Shirt

$32.62

Cortisol Is Not Invited Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex T-Shirt

$32.62

Out of Office Regulating Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex T-Shirt

$32.62

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Mike

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5.0 (1)

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Etsy buyer on May 17, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

I initially had an issue with my shirt but the shop was able to correct it and send over a new one right away. The material of the shirt is high quality and the printing is well done.

Mike responded on May 18, 2026

Thank you so much for your kind words and for giving us the chance to make it right! We're really happy to hear you're pleased with the quality of the shirt and the print. We always want every customer to have a great experience, and your patience throughout the process meant a lot to us. Hope you love wearing it! 🌟

Currently Regulating My Nervous System Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex T-Shirt

Currently Regulating My Nervous System Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex T-Shirt

About TheSomaticClub

Wearable Boundaries for the Cyclical Woman

Sales 5

On Etsy since 2026

Wearable Boundaries for the Cyclical Woman

Because your nervous system deserves a uniform.

We didn’t start The Somatic Club to make just another t-shirt. We started it because we were tired of the "wellness" industry offering generic slogans when we were actually navigating a luteal dip, a cortisol spike, or a fried nervous system.

Born from the creative and somatic-rich culture of Barcelona, Spain, our designs are intended to be wearable boundaries. We believe clothes should speak your truth when you don't have the energy to. To ensure you get the quality you deserve without the international wait times, we’ve partnered with premium fulfillment centers across the United States. This allows us to combine European design sensitivity with fast, local US shipping.

Every piece is printed on garment-dyed Comfort Colors® 1717 cotton—providing the literal and figurative comfort required to navigate the complexities of a female body in a high-stress world.

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Printify

NY, United States

Printify is a print-on-demand platform that connects independent designers with a global network of print providers. They handle printing, quality control, and fulfillment so I can focus on creating original designs.

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