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claireharrison822 on Feb 18, 2024
5 out of 5 starsBrilliant card for my pal, who truly is a majestic wench! She'll love it so win win! Arrived super quick and well packed very pleased thankyou 😀
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Peta on Feb 6, 2024
5 out of 5 starsOmg! I love this deck! Hilarious and so cute at the same time 🥰😆💖💖
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Vivienne on Dec 29, 2023
5 out of 5 starsAmazing - this is the 3rd park & delighted with them all! X
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Rinnie on May 7, 2024
5 out of 5 starsBeautiful card, and when Royal Mail messed up delivery the seller was amazing and quick to sort things out, even though it wasn’t her problem to fix - would buy again 🖤
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Charlotte on May 5, 2024
5 out of 5 starsPerfect card, great quality can’t wait to give to my husband on our anniversary!
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Sylvia on May 3, 2024
5 out of 5 starsWhat a great and unusual deck. If you're someone who wants perfection in everything then this deck may not be for you. The edges are not uniform and the box looked used. But I love this deck. I hate perfection and usually trim the edges so they won't be so damn uniform and boring. I love graffiti art and this deck didn't disappoint. It didn't come with a LWB so I don't know the artist or the meanings of each card with that artist's personal interpretation but who cares. The colors are vibrant and deep (no damn pastels) and the artwork is beautiful. It's basically a pip deck which is fine with me. The back of the cards are also graffiti but if you look closely, there are variations in different cards. Just got it less than 2 hours ago and I already know this will be my new go to favorite deck. Thanks.
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Amanda L. on May 2, 2024
5 out of 5 starsInteresting alternative oracle cards that are straight to the point.
About TheSwearyAffirmation
Unapologetic Empowerment - Tools to help you be the best version of yourself.
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Kirsty
Owner, Maker, Photographer
I love sarcasm, swearing, a good dirty joke and all things that encourage you to help yourself.
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How long does shipping take?
Processing times are generally 1-2 working days for most items, apart from T-Shirts, and shipping generally takes 2-3 working days in UK and up to 14 days elsewhere. Please see individual listings or the checkout page for more details.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! We do. Shipping estimates and charges will be shown to you based on your location.
Do you take custom orders?
We love creating custom orders! Please contact us with your ideas and we'd be happy to provide a custom listing or discuss a custom order.
What is your return/exchange policy?
We want you to be fully satisfied with your purchase. If you are not completely happy, please return it to us within 21 days of receiving your item. We are happy to exchange or refund your order.
How do I track my order?
If you purchased tracked delivery, or if you are based outside of the UK, you will receive a tracking number by email once your order has shipped. You can use this tracking number on the shipping carrier's website to follow your package's progress.
What is your shop's story?
Welcome, unconventional self-helpers! I'm Kirsty, the solo force behind this audacious operation. Tired of stuffy self-help clichés, I turned to humor, creating a line of sarcastic, sweary, and downright hilarious affirmation, oracle, and tarot cards.
Our products aren't just cards, they're a rebellious riff on personal growth. They're made for those who believe enlightenment doesn't have to be oh-so-serious, and a good laugh can be as therapeutic as any solemn sermon.
At The Sweary Affirmation, we're not just selling cards, we're creating a community of mischief makers who thrive on the unconventional. So if you're all about personal growth but love to color outside the lines, you've found your tribe. Welcome to our irreverent family!
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