TwoDicksNamedSteve

Hey — we’re Steve… and Steve.
Yes, really.
We’re two friends based in Florida, one of us a Marine Corps Veteran, the other…well just a d*ck, who decided to turn our shared sense of humor into something people could actually wear, gift, and laugh about. What started as inside jokes and sarcastic observations quickly turned into TwoDicksNamedSteve — a brand built on clever humor, borderline dad jokes, and designs that make people do a double take.
Our goal is simple: create funny, memorable apparel and gifts that don’t take themselves too seriously. Life’s heavy enough — your T-shirt shouldn’t be.
Every design is inspired by real conversations, real friendships, and the kind of humor you’d hear from the guys at a backyard BBQ, in the garage, or after one too many laughs. We keep it clever, playful, and just edgy enough to make it fun without crossing the line.
Thanks for supporting a small, veteran-connected business and helping us share our brand of humor with the world — one laugh at a time.
— Steve & Steve 🇺🇸😎