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Grace Upon Grace Shirt, John 1:16 Christian T-Shirt, Bible Verse Tee, Faith Shirt for Women and Men, Comfort Colors Christian Tee

$29.99

Retriever Therapy Department Shirt, Funny Dog Mom T-Shirt, Dog Dad Tee, Retriever Lover Gift, Therapy Dog Shirt, Comfort Colors

$29.99

Gamer Cat Ramen Shirt, Kawaii Cat Eating Ramen T-Shirt, Japanese Wave Cat Tee, Funny Gaming Cat Gift, Anime Style Cat Shirt

$29.99

Official Turkey Taste Tester Shirt, Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt, Turkey Day Tee, Family Thanksgiving Shirt, Comfort Colors Fall Tee

$29.99

Funny Chicken Sweatshirt, The Ladies Lay I Pay Crewneck, Chicken Mom Sweater, Backyard Chickens Gift, Farm Life Sweatshirt

$44.99

Funny Chicken Shirt, The Ladies Lay I Pay T-Shirt, Chicken Mom Tee, Backyard Chickens Gift, Homestead Farm Shirt, Comfort Colors

$29.99

Night Shift Nurse Mug, Fueled by Caffeine Chaos and Compassion Coffee Mug, Funny Nurse Gift, Black Ceramic Mug 11oz 15oz

$24.99

Night Shift Nurse Sweatshirt, Fueled by Caffeine Chaos and Compassion Crewneck, Funny Nurse Gift, RN Night Shift Sweater

$44.99

Night Shift Nurse Shirt, Fueled by Caffeine Chaos and Compassion T-Shirt, Funny Nurse Tee, RN Gift, Comfort Colors Nurse Shirt

$29.99

Vintage 1976 Sweatshirt, 50th Birthday Crewneck, All Original Parts Mostly, Funny Turning 50 Gift, Born in 1976 Sweatshirt

$44.99

Vintage 1976 Shirt, 50th Birthday T-Shirt, All Original Parts Mostly, Funny Turning 50 Tee, Born in 1976 Gift, Comfort Colors Tee

$29.99

Vintage Santa Hoodie, Winking Santa Claus Hooded Sweatshirt, Retro Merry Christmas Hoodie, Funny Christmas Gift

$49.99

Vintage Santa Sweatshirt, Winking Santa Claus Crewneck, Retro Merry Christmas Sweater, Funny Christmas Sweatshirt, Holiday Gift

$44.99

Vintage Santa Shirt, Winking Santa Claus T-Shirt, Retro Merry Christmas Tee, Funny Christmas Shirt, Comfort Colors Holiday Tee

$29.99

Christmas Nurse Mug, Call Bells and Jingle Bells Coffee Mug, Funny Nurse Christmas Gift, Black Ceramic Mug 11oz 15oz

$24.99

Christmas Nurse Hoodie, Call Bells and Jingle Bells Hooded Sweatshirt, Funny Nurse Christmas Gift, Holiday Shift RN Hoodie

$49.99

Christmas Nurse Sweatshirt, Call Bells and Jingle Bells Crewneck, Funny Nurse Christmas Sweater, Holiday RN Gift for Nurses

$44.99

Christmas Nurse Shirt, Call Bells and Jingle Bells T-Shirt, Funny Nurse Christmas Tee, Holiday Shift RN Gift, Comfort Colors Nurse Shirt

$29.99

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Witty Britches

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Funny Nurse, Christmas, 50th Birthday & Chicken Shirts

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Funny Nurse, Christmas, 50th Birthday & Chicken Shirts

Shirts that say what you're thinking.

Witty Britches is a dad in Washington who makes funny shirts. That's the whole org chart.

It started with the jokes I kept hearing around me: the nurse who works every Christmas, the friend turning 50 who swears he's all original parts, the neighbor whose hens cost more than the eggs. I put them on shirts so the people living them could wear the joke instead of explaining it.

Every design is mine. Every order is printed when you buy it, by a US print partner, on a quality blank (Comfort Colors tees, Gildan heavy blend sweatshirts and hoodies). If something shows up misprinted or damaged, send me a photo and I'll make it right.

Thanks for being here. Go make somebody laugh.

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