Vintage to save the human race. Instagram @aortaapparel

Lincoln, Nebraska · 5362 Sales

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Announcement   Fresh vintage added (pretty much) daily.
Letter sizes (small, medium, large, etc) are approximations. Check measurements for best fit.


Last updated on May 21, 2018

Fresh vintage added (pretty much) daily.
Letter sizes (small, medium, large, etc) are approximations. Check measurements for best fit.


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The only thing worse than talking about yourself is writing about yourself.
Raised in thrift stores.
Awkward child, awkward adult.

Shop members

  • Jessica

    Owner, Maker, Mediocre Picture Taker

Shop policies

Last updated on April 19, 2018
If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me any time. You can send me a conversation via Etsy or send an email to the address your PayPal payment goes to.

Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Apple Pay
  • Klarna
  • Sofort
  • Ideal
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept exchanges
Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
I don't accept returns or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
I do not accept returns based on fit issues. Please use the detailed measurements provided in item descriptions.

Size estimates provided in titles are approximations only. Please compare the actual garment measurements with something you already own. Please ask questions prior to buying.

I do not accept returns for fit, feel, weight, shade of color... I take pride (and gobs of time) in accurately describing each item. Buy with confidence, as I have been selling here over 10 years with great feedback. Don't hesitate to ask a question before buying.

If there is a problem with your order, please send me a message.
Items ship USPS priority mail, first class or Parcel Select (if large and/or heavy)- all include a tracking number which can be found on your receipt page.

International orders are shipped 1st class. International orders can take about week to a little over a month to arrive. I have no control over how long international orders may sit in customs.
International buyers are responsible for paying any and all customs fees they may incur on their orders. I will not mark purchases as "gift" as it is illegal to do so. If you refuse a package by not paying the VAT you will not be refunded any shipping.
Additional policies and FAQs
I have a basic "how to" for determining your measurements on my About page: