beardedmaladies

Portland, Oregon

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15 years
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Last updated on Mar 22, 2016
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About beardedmaladies

Bearded Maladies

Sales 770
On Etsy since 2010

Bearded Maladies

Because reality is disappointing!

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    Ilan Schraer

    Owner, Creator

    Ilan Schraer is a fine artist and illustrator based in Portland, Oregon. His art explores his fascination with family history, portraiture, animals, and the pop culture of his youth. He has a blonde and white guinea pig named Garth.

Production partners

  • Paperjam Press

    Portland, OR

    Paperjam Press is a local printer that prints my designs.

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Last updated on December 17, 2025

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