beardedmaladies

Bearded Maladies

Portland, Oregon

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Last updated on Mar 22, 2016

Making the ordinary extraordinary!

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Capybara on the Beach Greeting Card, Blank inside

$5.20

Great White Birthday Card, Shark, 4.25"x5.5", blank inside, ocean, happy birthday, nautical, greetings, rad

$5.20

Asteroid Creature, Celestial Art, illustration, watercolor painting, 8 x 10 print, moon, lunar

$21.20

Jabbanukkah!, Hanukkah Card, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, the last jedi, Chanukkah, Channukah, Blank Inside, 5.5"x4.25", Jabba the Hutt

$5.20

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Asteroid Creature, Celestial Art, illustration, watercolor painting, 8 x 10 print, moon, lunar

$21.20

Cosmic Bird, original watercolor painting, 5"x7", stars, galactic, galaxy space art

$25.20

Milky Way Space Creature, Celestial Art Print, 8 x 10

$21.20

ALIEN LOVES PREDATOR valentine, Valentine's Day, Greeting Card, 5.5" x 5.5", Blank inside, sci-fi, love, card for him

$6.00

Jabbanukkah!, Hanukkah Card, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, the last jedi, Chanukkah, Channukah, Blank Inside, 5.5"x4.25", Jabba the Hutt

$5.20

Alien LOVES Predator Greeting Card, Blank inside, Wedding, Anniversary

$5.20

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Alien LOVES Predator Art Print, 8" x 10"

$21.20

Cool Brain Art Print, 8"x8", sunglasses, rad, neon, 90s, 80s, shades, retro pattern, design, graduation

$15.20

Cool Brain Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, sunglasses, rad, neon, 90s, 80s, retro pattern, design, graduation

$5.20

Old Man with Butterflies Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, muttonchops, vintage, portrait, cabinet card

$5.20

Cute Rat Greeting Card, blank inside

$5.20

Birthday Jumble, Birthday Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, Letters, Watecolor

$5.20

Euphoniumist card, Beetle card, Insect card, Greeting card, marching band, blank inside, 4.25"x5.5", vintage, brass band, 1800s

$5.20

Great White Birthday Card, Shark, 4.25"x5.5", blank inside, ocean, happy birthday, nautical, greetings, rad

$5.20

Nautical Greetings, Mermaid Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank inside, Good, Great, underwater, ocean, sea

$5.20

Star Wars Greeting Card, Tauntaun, Blank inside

$5.20

Fancy Tarsier Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.25"x5.5", Animal Art, Old Timey, Vintage, Drawing

$5.20

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Bill Murray Art Print, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, 8" x 10", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson, Yellow

$21.20

Bill Murray Ghostbusters Greeting Card, Blank inside

$5.20

Old Timey Tarsier Portrait, 8"x10" Print, Animal Art, fancy, Vintage, cabinet card, whimsical, cute, nursery, kids

$21.20

Bill Murray greeting card, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Yellow background, Blank inside 4.25" x 5.5", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson

$5.20

Fly Guy, insect portrait, 8"x10", "Man in Transition", bug, vintage cabinet card, old timey, anthropomorphic, painting, illustration

$21.20

Euphoniumist in Full Regalia, insect art print, beetle, cabinet card, vintage portrait, marching band, bass trumpet

$21.50

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Boy with Companion, insect art print, 8"x10", vintage cabinet card, portrait, rhinoceros beetle, illustration,

$21.20

Shriner Fly Guy Art Print, "Portrait of a Prospective Potentate", 8"x8", ink painting on wood

$21.20

Art Print, "Woman and Child", 11"x14", grub, insect, vintage, cabinet card, portrait, sepia,

$35.00

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Cat Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.5" x 5.5", japanese, kimono, birthday, kitty, feline, Japan, portrait

$5.20

Bill Murray Zissou Greeting Card, Blank inside

$5.20

Bill Murray Greeting card, Rushmore, Wes Anderson, Herman Blume, Blank inside 4.25" x 5.5"

$5.20

Art Print, "Portrait of a Young Woman", 8"x10", insect, cabinet card, vintage, turn of the century, walking stick

$20.20

Chrysalis Art Print, "Senior Portrait", Insect Painting, Butterfly, Vintage, Cabinet Card, 10"x9", decorative

$31.20

J. Titus Bloemkamp and Mr. Marvelous, insect art print, 8"x10", ink on wood panel, hornworm, caterpillar, mustache, vintage cabinet card,

$21.20

Woman in Rain Beetle Hat and Millipede Boa, Insect Art Print, 8"x10", cabinet card portrait, vintage

$21.20

Bill Murray Ghostbusters Art Print, 8"x10"

$21.20

Bill Murray Art Print, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, 8" x 10", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson

$21.20

Bill Murray as Raleigh St. Clair, Royal Tenenbaums Watercolor Print 8"x10", Wes Anderson

$21.20

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Maria on Feb 12, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

My boyfriend loved the card and I most definitely will be buying more card's in the future. Thanks so much! Your loyal customer Maria 👍😆

ALIEN LOVES PREDATOR valentine, Valentine's Day, Greeting Card, 5.5" x 5.5", Blank inside, sci-fi, love, card for him

ALIEN LOVES PREDATOR valentine, Valentine's Day, Greeting Card, 5.5" x 5.5", Blank inside, sci-fi, love, card for him
Hannah on Feb 10, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Exactly what I was looking for! Great quality!

Jabbanukkah!, Hanukkah Card, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, the last jedi, Chanukkah, Channukah, Blank Inside, 5.5"x4.25", Jabba the Hutt

Jabbanukkah!, Hanukkah Card, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, the last jedi, Chanukkah, Channukah, Blank Inside, 5.5"x4.25", Jabba the Hutt
Hannah on Jan 9, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

So clever and such a pretty illustration.

Jabbanukkah!, Hanukkah Card, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, the last jedi, Chanukkah, Channukah, Blank Inside, 5.5"x4.25", Jabba the Hutt

Jabbanukkah!, Hanukkah Card, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, the last jedi, Chanukkah, Channukah, Blank Inside, 5.5"x4.25", Jabba the Hutt
Robin on Dec 2, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

It was a gift for my husband’s birthday. He loved it. Before he got this, he actually had a dream about a pizza the hut family!

Spaceballs, Pizza the Hutt Greeting Card, Family Portrait 4.25" x 5.5", Mel Brooks, Star Wars

Spaceballs, Pizza the Hutt Greeting Card, Family Portrait 4.25" x 5.5", Mel Brooks, Star Wars
Darbi on Dec 1, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Awesome illustration on the card!

Fancy Tarsier Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.25"x5.5", Animal Art, Old Timey, Vintage, Drawing

Fancy Tarsier Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.25"x5.5", Animal Art, Old Timey, Vintage, Drawing
Amanda on Nov 19, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

My boyfriend, plays the euphonium at our college and when he saw this print he knew he had to have it. Cant wait to give it to him for christmas!! Arrived beautiful and fast!

Euphoniumist in Full Regalia, insect art print, beetle, cabinet card, vintage portrait, marching band, bass trumpet

Euphoniumist in Full Regalia, insect art print, beetle, cabinet card, vintage portrait, marching band, bass trumpet
Hailey on Nov 3, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

This is the perfect accessory for our beetle shelf. Thank you for creating this delightful piece of art.

Art Print, "Woman and Child", 11"x14", grub, insect, vintage, cabinet card, portrait, sepia,

Art Print, "Woman and Child", 11"x14", grub, insect, vintage, cabinet card, portrait, sepia,
victoria baker on Oct 27, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Got this for my son for his birthday. He is a huge Ghost Buster's fan. He was thrilled to get this. I'm happy I was able to make him happy with this card.

Bill Murray Ghostbusters Greeting Card, Blank inside

Bill Murray Ghostbusters Greeting Card, Blank inside
Amy on Sep 9, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

So cute!!!!! My son is in love with Capybara's and wanted to find some cute original cards to mail to him throughout the year - this is adorable! And it arrived in cardboard to protect it and arrived fast! I love original artwork - so thank you!

Capybara on the Beach Greeting Card, Blank inside

Capybara on the Beach Greeting Card, Blank inside
Gian on May 18, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Amazing card, super happy with it and service from Ilan 10/10. Definitely recommend this :)

Alien LOVES Predator Greeting Card, Blank inside, Wedding, Anniversary

Alien LOVES Predator Greeting Card, Blank inside, Wedding, Anniversary

About beardedmaladies

Sales 668

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Because reality is disappointing!

Bearded Maladies is the business incarnation of the work I make for my private art practice. Inspired by the talking animal stories of my childhood, I use vintage cabinet card portraits as a reference point to visualize an alternate reality where animals are the dominant species of the earth. I also occasionally do art inspired by the pop culture icons of my youth. Feel free to send me a message if you're interested in my original pieces, commissioning a pet portrait, or if you have any questions at all.

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Ilan Schraer

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Ilan Schraer is a fine artist and illustrator based in Portland, Oregon. His art explores his fascination with family history, portraiture, animals, and the pop culture of his youth. He has a blonde and white guinea pig named Garth.

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Paperjam Press

Portland, OR

Paperjam Press is a local printer that prints my designs.

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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