Bench Pressed: Tongue-in-cheek with a little sweet
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Last updated on Nov 30, 2016
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Lindsay on Apr 7, 2026
5 out of 5 starsBest Customer Service! Amazing quality and personal attention to each order.
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LKH on Apr 1, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe card is as expected and arrived promptly, so I was able to gift it on time! It's hard to spend more $ for shipping than you spend on the card itself but I appreciate the quality of the card - thick paper with a nice feel and beautifully printed design. The oyster & champagne was perfect for my oyster & champagne loving friend's birthday!
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arianna on Mar 26, 2026
5 out of 5 starsAdorable funny card. My little brother loved it for his birthday.
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Carl on Mar 13, 2026
5 out of 5 starsItem as described. High quality paper used for cards. Great designs. Very fast shipping. A+++++
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Carl on Mar 13, 2026
5 out of 5 starsItem as described. High quality paper used for cards. Great designs. Very fast shipping. A+++++
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Carl on Mar 13, 2026
5 out of 5 starsItem as described. High quality paper used for cards. Great designs. Very fast shipping. A+++++
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Carl on Mar 13, 2026
5 out of 5 starsItem as described. High quality paper used for cards. Great designs. Very fast shipping. A+++++
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Carl on Mar 13, 2026
5 out of 5 starsItem as described. High quality paper used for cards. Great designs. Very fast shipping. A+++++
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Carl on Mar 13, 2026
5 out of 5 starsItem as described. High quality paper used for cards. Great designs. Very fast shipping. A+++++
About BenchPressed
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3,995
On Etsy since 2011
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We make all of our products in our little shop in South Minneapolis with love. -
Our cards are all printed the old fashioned way- one color at a time on antique presses. -
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We make cards that we want to give ourselves. We don't take ourselves too seriously. -
Our oldest press was made in 1890 and our newest is from 1965.
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Last updated on Nov 20, 2020
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