everythingok

everything ok! - an excellent source of fibre.

Oxford, United Kingdom · 342 Sales

everythingok

everything ok! - an excellent source of fibre.

Oxford, United Kingdom 342 Sales On Etsy since 2005

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Announcement   Experimental photography and whimsical illustration, winter accessories, tea cozies, and an abundance of magic and wonder.

this is my website: http://www.samikelsh.com

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Last updated on Sep 16, 2015

Experimental photography and whimsical illustration, winter accessories, tea cozies, and an abundance of magic and wonder.

this is my website: http://www.samikelsh.com

and twitter: http://twitter.com/samikelsh

and pinterest: http://pinterest.com/samikelsh

and society6: http://society6.com/samikelsh

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High atop the frosted peaks of the candy mountains of the planet Canada, an artist was born and raised in a community of chocolate robot birds.

I first discovered photography as personal assistant to the special envoy from the planet Alpha Centauri, who suggested I take up a hobby besides Tetris, as the constant repetition of the same 8-bit Russian folksong for upwards of eighteen hours a day was beginning to grate on hir already frayed nerves.

It was at that time that I moved to Tibet (or it might have been Snowdonia) for three years, where I learned to assume the form of a large spider who spoke only in iambic pentameter, and there taught myself to knit intricate webs that held within them secret messages to be read only by those who had found enlightenment, and later also personal-sized mug cozies.

After an incident at the Latvian consulate (which, due to a superinjunction, the details of which I am not permitted to discuss publicly) I moved back in with my parents in their cottage in the candy mountains and accidentally dreamed an entire galaxy into existence.

I named it Irving Rosenberg.

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  • Sami Kelsh

    Owner, Professional Dilettante

    I have a degree in English and cultural studies and an honorary doctorate in cake.

Shop policies

Last updated on December 18, 2013
Welcome to my shop policies! I know, they're all pretty coma-inducingly boring, but this is all really good stuff to know, so feel free to peruse them, and if anything is unclear, please don't hesitate to ask me about it.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
Payment
I really, really prefer paypal. You can mail me stuff if you have to - bearing in mind that I'm based in the UK, so whatever payment method you choose will need to be able to be deposited at a UK bank with ease. Likewise, any orders placed will be shipped shortly after payment is received. Unless otherwise agreed prior to an order being placed, any purchases not paid for within 7 days of purchase will be cancelled.
Shipping
All items are shipped by Royal Mail. If you need your item guaranteed super-speedy, ask about express shipping for rates and times.
Refunds and Exchanges
If for some reason you are unhappy with your everything ok! purchase (and i sincerely hope you won't be) there are a few ways we can iron things out.

First:
I can send a shiny new item in exchange. I ask that the unwanted item be returned to me before the new one is issued, and you will be compensated for any shipping charges paid.

Second:
If you'd rather be refunded, as with the exchange, I will issue a refund upon receipt of the unwanted item, again adding on any shipping charges paid to return the item.

OH NOES, THE ITEM NEVER SHOWED UP!

Sometimes postal gremlins like to sneak off with our precious etsy goodies. It's a traumatic experience for everyone. I like to give a few weeks longer than average shipping time estimates to make sure the item is definitely not going to make it to its destination, especially when shipping overseas. (Sometimes, customs seems to like to hold parcels up for fun, which sadly you and i have no control over.) If this should occur, I will issue either a refund or ship out a replacement item (subject to availability), according to the customer's preference.
Additional policies and FAQs
I've mentioned this all over the place, but it warrants being mentioned again: if there's anything you want but don't see, an item in a different size or colour or style, or something completely different you think I could pull off, I want to hear from you! Tell me what you want, and I'll hook you up. I'm always up for custom work. Just be aware that if I'm making something completely and entirely new for you, such as a personalized design (as opposed to, say, an existing design that's out of stock) I do charge a 20% custom item fee. Also, large custom orders ($100 or more) require a 50% deposit before I begin work, the remaining 50% to be paid when the item or items are completed.