Paperchicks2

Leesburg, Virginia

4.7k
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4.7k
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May include: A rectangular greeting card featuring a vintage-style photograph of a person with short brown hair and glasses wearing a light blue gingham sleeveless top. Three black rectangular labels with white text read: I’ve reached the age where my face no longer pretends to give a shit.

Resting Bitchface Card: Snarky Handmade Greeting Card

$6.00

May include: A rectangular greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of two women in red outfits and Santa Claus driving a teal car. The text reads: Santa's on his way to your house because he needs another ho. The background is dark blue.

Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card, Retro Holiday Greeting

$6.00

May include: A rectangular greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a person with blonde hair wearing a blue collared shirt, holding a pink telephone receiver. The text reads: I was just sitting here thinking about how absolutely fucked up everything is.

Snarky Old Lady Card: Funny Sarcastic Bestie Handmade Card Hilarious Inappropriate Vintage Retro Humorous

$6.00

May include: A rectangular greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of two women chatting over coffee. The text reads: Thanks for being the friend that discusses the annoying as fuck tendencies of practically everyone. The card has a black border.

Snarky Old Lady Card: Funny Sarcastic Bestie Handmade Card Hilarious Inappropriate Vintage Retro Humorous

$6.00

May include: A rectangular greeting card featuring a sepia-toned vintage photograph of two smiling women. The card includes the black text: I would go the extra mile for you unless it involved actual walking. The card is placed on a light envelope.

Snarky Old Lady Card: Funny Sarcastic Bestie Handmade Card Hilarious Inappropriate Vintage Retro Humorous

$6.00

5 people have this in their cart
May include: A rectangular greeting card featuring a black and white vintage photograph of two laughing people. The text on the card reads: Our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness. The card has a thin black border and stitched edges.

Snarky Old Lady Card: Funny Sarcastic Bestie Handmade Card Hilarious Inappropriate Vintage Retro Humorous

$6.00

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May include: A rectangular greeting card featuring a vintage-style photograph of a person with a bouffant hairstyle holding a cigarette. The text on the card reads: The dildo of life rarely arrives lubed. The person wears a yellow sleeveless top.

Snarky Old Lady Card: Funny Sarcastic Life Handmade Card Hilarious Inappropriate Vintage Retro Humorous

$6.00

May include: Greeting card featuring a vintage photograph of a woman on the phone. Text on the card reads "Hey Bitch, I wish you lived closer." The card has a black border and is set against a white background with a sprig of greenery.

Snarky Old Lady Card: Funny Sarcastic Bestie Handmade Card Hilarious Inappropriate Vintage Retro Humorous

$6.00

10 people have this in their cart
May include: A black and white birthday card featuring a vintage photograph of an elderly man. The card includes the text "Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to tripping over your own balls."

Snarky Retro Birthday Card: Humorous Sassy Greeting for Him

$6.00

May include: Greeting card featuring a vintage illustration of a woman in a green dress holding a cocktail. The card has the text "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and all that shit!" against a blue background.

Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card, Retro Holiday Greeting

$6.00

May include: Black and white photograph of a woman wearing sunglasses and a dress, holding a phone to her ear. Text on the image reads: "A special message from me to you... Get your shit together."

Snarky Handmade Greeting Card, Funny Humorous Retro Vintage Friendship Bestie Sarcastic Inappropriate Hilarious Card

$6.00

May include: A mixed media art print featuring a vintage portrait of a woman wearing a hat adorned with a large red rose. The artwork includes text that reads, "You may be getting older, but you still have a lot to offer... like your organs, for instance."

Snarky Getting Older Card, Funny Friendship Bestie Card

$6.00

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May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage image of a woman in a purple top with a white collar. The card has text that reads, "They say 'God only gives you what you can handle.' Apparently, God thinks you're a bad ass!"

Snarky Handmade Greeting Card, Funny Humorous Retro Vintage Friendship Bestie Card

$6.00

May include: A rectangular art print featuring a vintage portrait of a woman with dark hair and blue eyes. The print includes the text: "I'm at a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck."

Funny Old Lady Card: Sarcastic Friendship Card for Bestie

$6.00

May include: A sepia-toned greeting card features a vintage image of an older man with a large mustache and round glasses. Text on the card reads, "Didn't you think getting old would take longer?" The card has a black border.

Snarky Old Man Birthday Card: Handmade Sarcastic Humor

$6.00

Snarky Handmade Card, Funny Friendship Greeting

Snarky Handmade Card, Funny Friendship Greeting

$6.00

May include: Black and white print of a woman wearing glasses, with text that reads "Didn't you think getting old would take longer?" The image is framed with a black border and a white background.

Funny Old Lady Handmade Card: Sarcastic Birthday Card for Bestie

$6.00

7 people have this in their cart
May include: Black and white art print featuring a woman with a cigarette, with the text "At a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit." The image has a vintage, slightly grainy aesthetic.

Snarky Old Lady Handmade Card: Sarcastic Bestie Friendship

$6.00

9 people have this in their cart
May include: A printed card featuring a vintage photograph of a woman in a lavender shirt. The card has text that reads, "It costs nothing to be kind. Some days it costs me my fucking sanity, Janet."

Snarky Sarcastic Old Lady Card: Handmade Humorous Bestie Card Sassy Funny Vintage Retro Inappropriate

$6.00

May include: A greeting card featuring a vintage image of a woman wearing glasses. The card has the text: "Making new friends as an adult is hard, because I don't want them." The card is on a light green envelope.

Snarky Sarcastic Old Lady Card: Handmade Bestie Friendship

$6.00

4 people have this in their cart
May include: Black and white print of a woman drinking from a bottle. The image has text that reads: "Only three things can change a woman's mood: 1. I Love You 2. 50% Discount 3. Wine."

Snarky Old Lady Card: Sarcastic Humor, Handmade Bestie Card

$6.00

Snarky Old Lady Card: Funny Sarcastic Bestie Handmade Card Hilarious Inappropriate Vintage Retro Humorous

Snarky Old Lady Card: Funny Sarcastic Bestie Handmade Card Hilarious Inappropriate Vintage Retro Humorous

$6.00

11 people have this in their cart
Funny Bestie Card: Sarcastic Friendship, Inappropriate Humor

Funny Bestie Card: Sarcastic Friendship, Inappropriate Humor

$6.00

May include: A vintage-style card with a woman's portrait and the text "You know you're getting older when you can sneeze, laugh, cough and pee... all at the same time."

Snarky Humor Card: Sarcastic Vintage Photo Card for Friend

$6.00

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May include: A vintage-style card with a woman wearing glasses and a red jacket. The text on the card reads "Love is in the air... and it stinks."

Snarky Valentine's Day Card: Sarcastic Retro Photo Handmade Card

$6.00

Snarky Friendship Card: Humorous Retro Bestie Card

Snarky Friendship Card: Humorous Retro Bestie Card

$6.00

Snarky Bestie Card: Sarcastic Retro Photo, Humor Greeting

Snarky Bestie Card: Sarcastic Retro Photo, Humor Greeting

$6.00

May include: A vintage-style image of a young girl with dark wings, standing in front of a wooden fence. The image includes the text "You should put yourself out there. Be a social butterfly." and "Me."

Snarky Humor Card: Sarcastic Social Butterfly, Handmade

$6.00

May include: A vintage-style Christmas card with a woman in a green dress holding a glass of wine. The card features the text "It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my festive Christmas anxiety."

Funny Christmas Anxiety Card: Sarcastic Retro Holiday Handmade Greeting

$6.00

Funny Retro Birthday Card: Sarcastic Card for Him

Funny Retro Birthday Card: Sarcastic Card for Him

$6.00

May include: A Christmas card featuring a vintage image of a woman in a red dress holding a cocktail. The card has a green background with white rays and the text "Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits!" in black. The card is framed with a black border.

Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card, Retro Holiday Greeting

$6.00

May include: Black and white photo of an older person driving a car at night. The photo is accompanied by a text overlay that reads: "You know you're getting older when friends with benefits means someone who can drive at night."

Snarky Friendship Card: Funny Bestie Greeting, Handmade, Inappropriate

$6.00

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May include: Black and white image of a vintage greeting card. The card features a woman pouring champagne into a glass. Text on the card reads "Carole doesn't get drunk, she gets awesome."

Snarky Bestie Card: Funny Sarcastic Drinking Humor

$6.00

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Snarky Friendship Card: Sarcastic Bestie, Funny Girlfriend

Snarky Friendship Card: Sarcastic Bestie, Funny Girlfriend

$6.00

5 people have this in their cart
Snarky Handmade Card: Sarcastic Funny Friend Card

Snarky Handmade Card: Sarcastic Funny Friend Card

$6.00

Snarky Friendship Card: Funny Bestie Greeting Sassy Humorous Vintage Retro Old Photo

Snarky Friendship Card: Funny Bestie Greeting Sassy Humorous Vintage Retro Old Photo

$6.00

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Reviews

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About Paperchicks2

Handmade cards by Jennifer Durand & Tracy Ware

Sales 4,713
On Etsy since 2019

Handmade cards by Jennifer Durand & Tracy Ware

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    Tracy Ware

    Owner And Maker Of Cards

    Hi, I'm Tracy! I'm a sassy, snarky, stay-at-home mom of two sassy and snarky teenage girls. Lord help me! :-) And, I've been card making and paper crafting for about 25 years now. A friend got me hooked on it and I got Jenn hooked on it!

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    Jennifer Durand

    Owner And Maker Of Cards

    Jennifer is also sassy and snarky, as well as, a book nerd! She has a day job and has been card making and paper crafting in her free time for about 20 years.

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Last updated on Jan 20, 2019

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