simonearth

Abstract Art Rocks and Paintings from Texas

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Announcement    Rock Bands and Art Rocks are landscape rubble, chunks of river rock or rescued industrial aggregate. Instead of adding googly eyes or glitter, these rocks are reductive: diamond coated drill bits are bored into each stone, adding a unique personality by the act of removal.

Our art rocks are lowbrow gag gift meets primal minimalism. Each one is absolutely unique and sourced from Central Texas. Use them as a luckstone, worry stone, pocket pet, paperweight, stocking stuffer, aquarium decoration, office buddy or shelf art

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Last updated on Apr 25, 2022

Rock Bands and Art Rocks are landscape rubble, chunks of river rock or rescued industrial aggregate. Instead of adding googly eyes or glitter, these rocks are reductive: diamond coated drill bits are bored into each stone, adding a unique personality by the act of removal.

Our art rocks are lowbrow gag gift meets primal minimalism. Each one is absolutely unique and sourced from Central Texas. Use them as a luckstone, worry stone, pocket pet, paperweight, stocking stuffer, aquarium decoration, office buddy or shelf art

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About simonearth

Sales 518
On Etsy since 2007

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  • Arthur Simon

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    Arthur Simon is an abstract artist, actor and activist working in Central Texas.

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Last updated on February 16, 2011

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Last updated on May 11, 2022

Frequently asked questions

Gift wrapping and packaging

Gift Boxes are lined with fake fur. Make your gag gift a *classy* gag gift!

Sizing details

All pet rocks are relatively small and lighter than 4 oz. Photos usually include a measurement or coins for scale.

Are pet rocks good for kids?

They are too small for little kids three and under. Some of the rocks made of quartz or limestone are fragile enough to break when thrown.

I love your captions! Where can I find more?

You can view an archive of adopted rocks and their profile captions at simonearth.com/petrocks