smarmyclothes
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Every piece in my shop is handmade by me!
All clothing and accessories ship in 2-5 business days.
PDF sewing patterns are available for immediate download.
smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech. 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous. 3. of low or sleazy taste 4. handmade dresses, tops, and skirts with bright colors, mutilated t-shirts, polka dots and stripes.
-Lex
http://www.whatthecraft.com
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Michelle on Mar 25, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThe pattern was easy to read. The instructions are very clear and detailed. Lots of photos to show each step.
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Kierston on Mar 9, 2023
5 out of 5 starsAwesome pattern! Made the cutest apron. It was my first time following a pattern and the instructions were easy and clear. Can't wait to make another.
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Mar on Jan 9, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThis is such an awesome and unique pendant, I don't think I'll be able to take it off. I completely recommend it, you won't find nothing like it.
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naomiphoenix04 on Nov 8, 2022
5 out of 5 starsExactly as described, I absolutely love this necklace. It came very fast. Thank you!
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Becca Flynn on Feb 16, 2023
5 out of 5 starsEasy to follow instructions, I actually modified the pattern to make my apron reversible.
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Catherine on Dec 30, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis pattern was exactly the style I was looking for. The instructions with all the photos are so clear and easy to follow, even for beginners such as myself. I LOVE my new aprons! Thank you!
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DeVine on Dec 20, 2022
5 out of 5 starslove it.. It printed out perfectly and is super easy to understand thank you.
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Christina on Dec 11, 2022
5 out of 5 starsLove the pattern. Made one to order, and now making several more for Christmas. It is easy to put together. Love it.
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Caryn on Dec 10, 2022
5 out of 5 starsAwesome pattern, worked out perfectly for my Halloween costume although I’ll definitely be using it for some more dresses in the future.
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Karen on Nov 13, 2022
5 out of 5 starsSuch a fun and easy pattern, great communication and has lots of options! Absolutely love it.
About smarmyclothes
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No need to worry... Ghost, the Postmaster General, keeps a wary eye on the comings & goings of the Smarmy shipping dept. -
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The finished product.
Rad clothing for dudettes who want to stand out in a crowd. Embrace your inner circus freak.
Shop members
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Lex
Owner, Maker, Designer
Howdy, I'm Lex! When I'm not eating lots of food or making a mess, I juggle the designing, pattern making, sewing, photographing, web design, and everything else in between here at SmarmyClothes.
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