smarmyclothes
Announcement
Every piece in my shop is handmade by me!
All clothing and accessories ship in 2-5 business days.
PDF sewing patterns are available for immediate download.
smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech. 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous. 3. of low or sleazy taste 4. handmade dresses, tops, and skirts with bright colors, mutilated t-shirts, polka dots and stripes.
-Lex
http://www.whatthecraft.com
Announcement
Every piece in my shop is handmade by me!
All clothing and accessories ship in 2-5 business days.
PDF sewing patterns are available for immediate download.
smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech. 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous. 3. of low or sleazy taste 4. handmade dresses, tops, and skirts with bright colors, mutilated t-shirts, polka dots and stripes.
-Lex
http://www.whatthecraft.com
Items
All Items
Reviews
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LadySugarcookie1 on Sep 7, 2022
5 out of 5 starsGreat pattern! I did have to size it up. Plus sizes would be great 😊
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Mary on Sep 6, 2022
5 out of 5 starsGreat apron pattern. Instructions are very clear and easy to follow. I've made several aprons and have one cut out now.
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Natalie on Sep 2, 2022
5 out of 5 starsI love this pattern. Easy to use and it's absolutely fantastic.
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Leayn on Aug 4, 2022
5 out of 5 starsFun pattern! I saw someone in a bead group make this dress, asked where they got the pattern, bought it, and made it the same day. I still need to hem and pull together the sweetheart neckline, but I had to try it on right away. Fun!
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cjacksonrn1 on Aug 24, 2022
5 out of 5 starsI didn’t know how to how to gather the bodice. I absolutely love my apron!
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April on Aug 2, 2022
5 out of 5 starsFabulous pattern, very detailed instructions. It was easier than I expected!
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barbara on Jul 13, 2022
5 out of 5 starsMade this for my granddaughter's bridal shower. Everyone loved it. Pattern was easy to follow.
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Lisa Cathy and Liz on Jun 26, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis is new to me (i.e., PDF patterns). I was worried that I'd get a pattern on one 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of paper but it turned out to be a full sized pattern. If you have any doubts about ordering, just go ahead and do it. It was more simple than I thought it would be. I'm looking forward to getting all of my family's holiday aprons made. Thank you so much for offering this.
About smarmyclothes
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The finished product.
Rad clothing for dudettes who want to stand out in a crowd. Embrace your inner circus freak.
SmarmyClothes is a one woman circus act featuring a kaleidoscope of colors, patterns, and subcultures. Every item is designed and made by me.
I'm pretty much self-taught - by training I'm a nurse. I learned to sew in a middle school "Life Skills" class and from my mom. After learning the basic skills of sewing, it was pretty much just lots of practice from there.
I've been selling my stuff since 2003, and SmarmyClothes.com was established in January of 2005. SmarmyClothes was pretty much a hobby until I finished my bachelor's degree (for Nursing) in December of 2005, when I decided that doing fashion design full time sounded like a grand idea.
I work pretty much 7 days a week and my jerk of a boss (hey wait, that's me!) doesn't give me dick for benefits, but I still wouldn't trade my job as a starving artist for anything. I get to stay up late, sleep in, and work in my PJs.
If you're not sick of me already, you can check out my blog: http://whatthecraft.com
I'm probably posting about food as we speak.
I also sing and play bass in a punk rock band - The Extreme Unicorns.
Thanks to all of you that buy my clothes. If you didn't support SmarmyClothes, I know exactly where I'd be... (two words: stool sample). You guys rock!
Shop members
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Lex
Owner, Maker, Designer
Howdy, I'm Lex! When I'm not eating lots of food or making a mess, I juggle the designing, pattern making, sewing, photographing, web design, and everything else in between here at SmarmyClothes.
Shop policies
Accepted payment methods
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
I have the utmost confidence that you will be 100% satisfied with your item.
If you have a problem with your item or think I've made a mistake, please email me with your concerns within 14 days of receiving your order. I do accept returns as long as the order is unworn/unwashed/undamaged.
Rush fees are non-refundable.
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SEWING PATTERNS: Due to the nature of downloadable patterns and templates, all sales are final. Patterns may not be refunded or exchanged.
Please please PLEASE make sure to save a copy of your patterns and templates to an external hard drive or cloud drive. You could even just email the pattern to yourself as an attachment. That way, in the event of a computer virus, crash, etc, you will always have a safe copy of your patterns.
In the event that you lose the pattern and do not have a back-up, please contact me, and I should be able to send you a new copy.
Payment
Shipping
Most sewing patterns are available for immediate download after purchase- you should receive an email from Etsy notifying you that your files is available for download.
Sewing patterns that are not listed as instant download will be emailed to your Paypal address 12-48 hours after payment is received.
IF YOU ARE IN THE US: Most items are automatically shipped Priority (2-3 days), but I am more than happy to ship First Class, just contact me before paying.
IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE OF THE US: Items are shipped via First Class International by default. FCI generally takes 1-2 weeks, but sometimes takes much longer. Please contact me for Priority Shipping information if you need your order by a certain date.
If you would like to purchase insurance for your order, please let me know before you pay!
INTERNATIONAL INSURANCE IS AVAILABLE!
Seller details
smarmyclothes is considered a professional seller (known as a trader) in the EU. What's this?