smarmyclothes
handmade clothing, accessories, and sewing patterns
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Every piece in my shop is handmade by me!
All clothing and accessories ship in 2-5 business days.
PDF sewing patterns are available for immediate download.
smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech. 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous. 3. of low or sleazy taste 4. handmade dresses, tops, and skirts with bright colors, mutilated t-shirts, polka dots and stripes.
-Lex
http://www.whatthecraft.com
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Sarah on Oct 19, 2024
5 out of 5 starsThe Pattern was easy to download, and the instructions were easy to follow, i made the 8 of the skirts in all 3 sizes for my burlesque troop took me 10 hours to make all 8 from start to finish, they are sooooo cute! i did them with only two ruffles and they still came out amazing.. thanks so much - Haus of Valentine North Wales
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Heather on Oct 14, 2024
5 out of 5 starsGreat pattern very easy to follow. The picture tutorial was very helpful.
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dancingandalusian on Sep 3, 2024
5 out of 5 starsEasy to read instructions with pictures. Excited to try this out and then surprise my sister with one of her own!
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Sugary on Aug 27, 2024
5 out of 5 starsThe pattern was easy to follow and the dress turned out wonderfully!!
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Ellie on Aug 26, 2024
5 out of 5 starsThis was first time ever sewing an article of clothing from a pattern and I'm so glad I chose this one. The instructions were so clear and concise; I never felt lost on what I was doing. I'm looking forward to making many more dresses from this pattern! Thank you! :)
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About smarmyclothes
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No need to worry... Ghost, the Postmaster General, keeps a wary eye on the comings & goings of the Smarmy shipping dept. -
Beware the wall of fabric. Avalanches may happen at any time. -
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Rad clothing for dudettes who want to stand out in a crowd. Embrace your inner circus freak.
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Lex
Owner, Maker, Designer
Howdy, I'm Lex! When I'm not eating lots of food or making a mess, I juggle the designing, pattern making, sewing, photographing, web design, and everything else in between here at SmarmyClothes.
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