smarmyclothes
Announcement
Every piece in my shop is handmade by me!
All clothing and accessories ship in 2-5 business days.
PDF sewing patterns are available for immediate download.
smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech. 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous. 3. of low or sleazy taste 4. handmade dresses, tops, and skirts with bright colors, mutilated t-shirts, polka dots and stripes.
-Lex
http://www.whatthecraft.com
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Karen on Nov 13, 2022
5 out of 5 starsSuch a fun and easy pattern, great communication and has lots of options! Absolutely love it.
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Ilana on Oct 22, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThe instructions were very easy to follow and included everything you need! My apron is adorable and I just need to manage to take a picture that reflects that. Super happy with this pattern!
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Malloree on Oct 13, 2022
5 out of 5 starsSuper simple design. Didn't realize it was intended for knit or stretch fabric so my first mock up didn't fit. Instructions were easy enough to follow. It even included a section for altering the pattern if need be. Great pattern.
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Sarah on Oct 11, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis by far is the easiest pattern to piece together. Excellent instructions and guid . It took me less then 30 min from start to finish it was super cute and I will be buying the rest of her patterns now as well
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naomiphoenix04 on Nov 8, 2022
5 out of 5 starsExactly as described, I absolutely love this necklace. It came very fast. Thank you!
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Katie on Oct 20, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis necklace is lovely in person and will be the perfect addition to my Cheshire Cat costume. It’s very light but weighted enough to lay well. I asked the seller to make the chain a bit longer for me and told her about how long I wanted. She nailed it! As a person who is always using extenders for my necklaces, I really appreciate that accommodation.
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LadySugarcookie1 on Sep 7, 2022
5 out of 5 starsGreat pattern! I did have to size it up. Plus sizes would be great 😊
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Mary on Sep 6, 2022
5 out of 5 starsGreat apron pattern. Instructions are very clear and easy to follow. I've made several aprons and have one cut out now.
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Natalie on Sep 2, 2022
5 out of 5 starsI love this pattern. Easy to use and it's absolutely fantastic.
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Catherine on Aug 24, 2022
5 out of 5 starsI didn’t know how to how to gather the bodice. I absolutely love my apron!
About smarmyclothes
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No need to worry... Ghost, the Postmaster General, keeps a wary eye on the comings & goings of the Smarmy shipping dept. -
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The finished product.
Rad clothing for dudettes who want to stand out in a crowd. Embrace your inner circus freak.
SmarmyClothes is a one woman circus act featuring a kaleidoscope of colors, patterns, and subcultures. Every item is designed and made by me.
I'm pretty much self-taught - by training I'm a nurse. I learned to sew in a middle school "Life Skills" class and from my mom. After learning the basic skills of sewing, it was pretty much just lots of practice from there.
I've been selling my stuff since 2003, and SmarmyClothes.com was established in January of 2005. SmarmyClothes was pretty much a hobby until I finished my bachelor's degree (for Nursing) in December of 2005, when I decided that doing fashion design full time sounded like a grand idea.
I work pretty much 7 days a week and my jerk of a boss (hey wait, that's me!) doesn't give me dick for benefits, but I still wouldn't trade my job as a starving artist for anything. I get to stay up late, sleep in, and work in my PJs.
If you're not sick of me already, you can check out my blog: http://whatthecraft.com
I'm probably posting about food as we speak.
I also sing and play bass in a punk rock band - The Extreme Unicorns.
Thanks to all of you that buy my clothes. If you didn't support SmarmyClothes, I know exactly where I'd be... (two words: stool sample). You guys rock!
Shop members
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Lex
Owner, Maker, Designer
Howdy, I'm Lex! When I'm not eating lots of food or making a mess, I juggle the designing, pattern making, sewing, photographing, web design, and everything else in between here at SmarmyClothes.
Shop policies
Accepted payment methods
Returns & exchanges
Cancellations
Cancellations: not accepted
Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.
Payment
Shipping
Most sewing patterns are available for immediate download after purchase- you should receive an email from Etsy notifying you that your files is available for download.
Sewing patterns that are not listed as instant download will be emailed to your Paypal address 12-48 hours after payment is received.
IF YOU ARE IN THE US: Most items are automatically shipped Priority (2-3 days), but I am more than happy to ship First Class, just contact me before paying.
IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE OF THE US: Items are shipped via First Class International by default. FCI generally takes 1-2 weeks, but sometimes takes much longer. Please contact me for Priority Shipping information if you need your order by a certain date.
If you would like to purchase insurance for your order, please let me know before you pay!
INTERNATIONAL INSURANCE IS AVAILABLE!
Seller details
smarmyclothes is considered a professional seller (known as a trader) in the EU. What's this?