Funny cards, cat prints, enamel pins, tote bags

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Note from shop owner The shop is temporarily closed due to personal matters. For the latest updates, please follow us on Instagram @steakandeggsplease. For all orders placed before the closure, we will be posting them out shortly. Stay safe and Thank you!

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Aug 4, 2022

The shop is temporarily closed due to personal matters. For the latest updates, please follow us on Instagram @steakandeggsplease. For all orders placed before the closure, we will be posting them out shortly. Stay safe and Thank you!


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About SteakandEggsPlease

Sales 5,269
On Etsy since 2012

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"I'm not trying to be nice, I really think others will like it too!"

So that's how my Etsy store began. Actually it took a lot more persuading and prodding but that's the gist of how it began.

When the wife and I met, I started drawing her silly cards and she'd tell me how much she liked them. I thought she was just being nice. Until she started sending me links to Etsy shops of people selling cards and prodding me(very often so I wouldn't forget about it) persistently. I didn't even know Etsy existed until then.

I finally said I'd give it a shot and after my first sale, I was hooked on selling my cards on Etsy.

Growing up, I loved watching animal documentaries. As a kid, I used to sneak out to the living room after we were supposed to be in bed and would watch shows for hours on end until I got caught. I would usually get a good scolding but the cycle would repeat itself anyway. Other people had superheroes like Superman or Batman. My superhero was David Attenborough.

I draw postcards of animals that I find just plain cute. I make an effort to make them as anatomically correct as I can within my style and also write poems that are both factual and make people laugh, or at least, I try to make it so.

There's so much negativity going on in this world, I draw these cute cards as a way to go into a happy place (I'm not kooky, I promise. Ok maybe a little bit.) and remember the good things in life. I hope that my cards help people re-connect through the written word again and makes them feel happy when they send or receive it.

Since the beginning of the label, I have always been very particular about the quality of the products provided. I take pride in providing good quality products. I also take extra care to package your orders in hopes that they will arrive at your doorstep in as good a condition as when it left our shop.

Have a look around and I hope you find something you like! If there's something you are looking for but don't see, feel free to drop me a message. Some of my cards are actually inspired by customer requests :)

Shop members

  • The Gorilla

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    The unlikely looking creator behind the cute illustrations. You might find him browsing in the cute stationery section, looking very out of place and making those around him uncomfortable. He enjoys making cute illustrations that make people squee.

  • The muse/wife/all-in-one assistant

    The Nitty Gritty

    The indispensable muse of the Gorilla that helps out from the design of the cards, shipping and packaging (while he is out of town) and the nitty gritty that gorillas are apt to forget.

Production partners

  • Notepad manufacturer


    Create customized notepads

  • Washi Tape Manufacturer


    Turns my designs into washi tape

Shop policies

Last updated on May 10, 2022
It's been awhile since you said hello to a friend,
and you know you really should,
buy a card to write and send,
and uplift someone's mood.

Let your partner know that you miss them,
let them know you care,
Show your partner that you think of them,
and that you're not having an affair!

The next time you want to send a message,
stop by Steak and Eggs please,
A picture says a thousand words,
For that, a card would be the bee's knees.

Thanks for stopping by!

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Visa Mastercard American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept exchanges and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase
I don't accept returns
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
If there is a problem with the product, please get in touch and we will see how to resolve the issue.
Payment to be made before order is shipped.

...---===! DELAYS !===---...
Due to the covid-19 situation worldwide, many postal systems cannot deliver on time. Mail to USA experiences severe delays, if you have any questions, please message us.

- Domestic Mail (within Singapore): 3-10 working days
- International Mail (all countries outside Singapore): 2-8 weeks

A note on international mail times:
Please note that during holidays and seasons with bad weather, there can be substantial delays in mailing times. Please get in touch to clarify any doubts or worries you might have.

If you would like to track your shipment, please selected the upgraded shipping option of 'registered mail'.

When in doubt, please feel free to clarify any questions you have regarding shipping time/delivery and we will be happy to help.
Additional policies and FAQs
We do consignment and wholesale orders as well :)
This Privacy Policy describes how and when I collect, use, and share information when you purchase an item from me, contact me, or otherwise use my services through or its related sites and services.

This Privacy Policy does not apply to the practices of third parties that I do not own or control, including Etsy or any third party services you access through Etsy. You can reference the Etsy Privacy Policy to learn more about its privacy practices.

Information I Collect

To fulfil your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorised Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order, for example), if you contact me directly.

Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It

I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:

- as needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfil your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;
- when you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time, such as by signing up for my mailing list;
- if necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and
- as necessary for the purpose of my legitimate interests, if those legitimate interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as 1) providing and improving my services. I use your information to provide the services you requested and in my legitimate interest to improve my services; and 2) Compliance with the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use. I use your information as necessary to comply with my obligations under the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use.

Information Sharing and Disclosure

Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:

- Etsy. I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
- Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
- Business transfers. If I sell or merge my business, I may disclose your information as part of that transaction, only to the extent permitted by law.
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If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:

- Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
- Change, restrict, delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
Object. You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your express consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
- Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.

For purposes of EU data protection law, I am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at steakandeggsplease [!at]