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Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

North Carolina, United States · 4036 Sales

steotch

Steotch: Fine New England Needleart

North Carolina, United States 4036 Sales On Etsy since 2010

5 out of 5 stars
(880)
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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Mawwiage - Customizable Instant Pattern
US$9.99
Herd U Like Samplers - PATTERN
US$8.99
Stranger Mornings - Instant Pattern
US$5.99
The Needle of Steel - Instant Pattern
US$5.99
A Traditional Prayer - Instant Pattern
US$5.99
Lemon Party
US$99.00
Lemon Party - Instant Pattern
US$8.99
Colonial Brick Home - PATTERN
US$8.99
Deal With It - Instant Pattern
US$8.99
Kiss the Cook: Instant Pattern
US$11.99
Merlot - Instant Pattern
US$3.99
Top o' the Meme To Ye - PATTERN
US$8.99
Sacrilicious (PDF Pattern)
US$10.99
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho (PDF Pattern)
US$8.99
Delete Your Account - Instant Pattern
US$5.99
In Da Manger - PDF PATTERN
US$8.99
Stitches - Instant Pattern
US$5.99
Gift of the Magi - Instant Pattern
US$8.99
Taylor Made - Instant Pattern
US$8.99
Peanut Butter Stitching Time - Instant Pattern
US$8.99
The Living - Instant Pattern (Blue)
US$9.99
The Living - Instant Pattern (Pink)
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The Trees of Holland - PATTERN
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Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars
(880)
Beth A.

Beth A. on Aug 18, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

I am ever so happy. This sampler is going to turn my world upside down.

Shelbey Smith

Shelbey Smith on Aug 16, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Instant download was perfect. As a first time cross stitcher, this pattern is easy to follow.

Dominique Dewey

Dominique Dewey on Aug 2, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Awesome pattern! Can't wait to get started. Thank you!

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About

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

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  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
Thanks for visiting Steotch, the Internet's Dankest Cross Stitch

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
We accept direct Etsy payments as well as PayPal.
Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.