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Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina · 4877 Sales

steotch

Steotch Fine Needleart

Durham, North Carolina 4877 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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(987)

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Announcement   All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Last updated on Nov 20, 2015

All the dankest cross stitch! Find our whole portfolio at steotch.com. Sorry, no custom orders.

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Roasting - Instant Pattern

Roasting - Instant Pattern

$8.99

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Stranger Mornings - Instant Pattern

Stranger Mornings - Instant Pattern

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Sampler from Dimension 35C - Instant Pattern

Sampler from Dimension 35C - Instant Pattern

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Barnyard Beats 6: Thirsty Chick - INSTANT PATTERN

Barnyard Beats 6: Thirsty Chick - INSTANT PATTERN

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Herd U Like Samplers - Instant Pattern

Herd U Like Samplers - Instant Pattern

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The Needle of Steel - Instant Pattern

The Needle of Steel - Instant Pattern

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Return to Shady Thicket - Instant Pattern

Return to Shady Thicket - Instant Pattern

$8.99

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The Imposter - Instant Pattern

The Imposter - Instant Pattern

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Stitched This Way - Instant Pattern

Stitched This Way - Instant Pattern

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Blank Bottle Apron - Blue & White

Blank Bottle Apron - Blue & White

$5.99

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Alcomahol - Instant Pattern

Alcomahol - Instant Pattern

$3.99

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Waddle - Instant Pattern

Waddle - Instant Pattern

$3.99

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Stitches - Instant Pattern

Stitches - Instant Pattern

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Judgment Day - Instant Pattern

Judgment Day - Instant Pattern

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Delete Your Account - Instant Pattern

Delete Your Account - Instant Pattern

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Barnyard Beats 1:  Milk the Cow - PATTERN

Barnyard Beats 1: Milk the Cow - PATTERN

$4.99

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Top o' the Meme To Ye - Instant Pattern

Top o' the Meme To Ye - Instant Pattern

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Last Christmas Ornament - Instant Pattern

Last Christmas Ornament - Instant Pattern

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Frosty Fringe ornament - Instant Pattern

Frosty Fringe ornament - Instant Pattern

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Acquire Presents Ornament - Instant Pattern

Acquire Presents Ornament - Instant Pattern

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Think About Fun - Instant Pattern

Think About Fun - Instant Pattern

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Rock Out With Your Hen Out

Rock Out With Your Hen Out

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Blank Bottle Apron - Blue & Antique White

Blank Bottle Apron - Blue & Antique White

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Boombadoomboombroidery PATTERN

Boombadoomboombroidery PATTERN

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About

Patient zero in the coming zombie cross stitch apocalypse

You can view our entire portfolio at http://steotch.com.

Read our interview with CRAFT here:
http://makezine.com/craft/subversive_finds_worldwide_ste/

If you Google Image search the phrase "Dorky White People" we're pretty much the first picture that comes up.

Our samplers have been featured on the front page of many of the web's finest establishments, including BoingBoing, Neatorama, Mashable, Regretsy, the Huffington Post, and the Official Star Wars Blog.

Shop members

  • Emily & Matt Fitzpatrick

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Emily first learned needlework from her grandmother at a young age, but began Steotch as a distraction from battling cancer (she won). Matt farts around on the web and yells out jokes. They're basically like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of novelty crafts.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 2, 2015
Thanks for visiting Steotch, the Internet's Dankest Cross Stitch

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Payment
We accept direct Etsy payments as well as PayPal.
Shipping
All of our physical items are shipped within 2 business days after purchase. Finished samplers and kits will ship USPS Priority to USA destinations, and include insurance and delivery confirmation free of charge. Orders outside the USA will ship International First Class (no insurance or delivery confirmation/tracking). Bottle Aprons will ship with the USPS and are priced based on your zip code. To our International friends: if you don't see your country included on the listing of an item you are considering, drop us a note, and we'll figure out the deets.

Our products are packaged with great care (using environmentally-sustainable or recycled materials), so that they arrive at your home as fine as they are today.