sweetperversion

cards and gifts made with bourbon & love

Fullerton, California
| 25,200 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars

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Announcement    Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.

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Last updated on Jun 27, 2017

Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.

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Jeanette Champion-Fanning

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Jeanette Champion-Fanning

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About sweetperversion

Sales 25,200
On Etsy since 2006

Made with bourbon & love

Since my childhood, nothing could bring me joy quite like pretty paper and a quick witted come-back. It’s really only fitting that I landed job where I get to sell my asshole thoughts & spend gobs of money on paper under the guise of business.

I’m a fucking genius. For reals.

Shop members

  • Jeanette Champion-Fanning

    Owner, Maker, Designer

Production partners

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    CA, United States

    Prints our latex balloons

  • Digital Printer

    San Jose, CA

    Gift wrap printer

  • Digital Printer

    Las Vegas, NV

    Greeting card printer

  • Hot Foil Printer

    MO, United States

    Prints our ready-made pencils

  • Hot Foil Printer

    WI, United States

    Prints our motel style keychains

  • Laser Engraver

    NY, United States

    Produces our laser engraved keychains

  • Notepad Printer

    Massillon, OH

    Notepad printer

  • Pen Printer

    NY, United States

    Prints our pens

  • Screen Printer

    Londonderry, NH

    Screen prints our totes and pouches

  • Sticker Printer

    IL, United States

    Prints our stickers

Shop policies

Last updated on Jan 7, 2017

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Cancellations: accepted

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More information

Last updated on Aug 10, 2022

Frequently asked questions

Do you offer wholesale?

You bet your sweet ass I do! The minimum opening order is $150.00 with $75.00 reorders. Fill out the vendor application at sweetperversionws.com and I'll get you set up with an account.

Can you write a message inside of my card and send it directly to the recipient for me?

Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, I'll then handwrite your message & ship it off! Full disclosure: My handwriting is shit.

*As my cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.

I love your _____ card, but can it say _____ instead?

I'm terribly sorry, but as my cards are printed by the hundreds, I'm unable to make any changes to the design or text.

I need my order in two days, can you make that happen?

Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).

Is tracking included for greeting cards?

In order to keep shipping costs low, 1-3 greeting cards are shipped without tracking. If you prefer to have your cards shipped with tracking, it is available at checkout for US addresses. All other items include tracking.

Seller details

is considered a professional seller (known as a trader) in the EU. What's this?