sweetperversion

cards and gifts made with bourbon & love

Fullerton, California | 23705 Sales

sweetperversion

cards and gifts made with bourbon & love

Fullerton, California 23705 Sales On Etsy since 2006

5 out of 5 stars (6019)

Announcement   Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.

Announcement

Last updated on Jun 27, 2017

Welcome to sweet perversion! Quaintly crass cards and gifts, all made with bourbon & love.

Jeanette Champion-Fanning

Contact shop owner

Jeanette Champion-Fanning

View all 146 items

Reviews

Updates

Our new keychain and pencil storage is giving my inner control freak a huge boner.
Our motel-style keychains are here!

About

Made with bourbon & love

Since my childhood, nothing could bring me joy quite like pretty paper and a quick witted come-back. It’s really only fitting that I landed job where I get to sell my asshole thoughts & spend gobs of money on paper under the guise of business.

I’m a fucking genius. For reals.

Shop members

  • Jeanette Champion-Fanning

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    Crack is whack.

  • Mr. Sweet

    Display Builder, Occasional Card Bagger, Steady Paycheck Earner

  • Maple aka Little Shit

    Resident Bitch In Charge Of Quality Control.

  • Waffle aka Mama

    In Charge Of Being Sweet.

  • FlapJack aka The Dude

    In Charge Of Torturing Maple And Licking His Paw Until It Bleeds.

Production partners

  • Balloon Printer

    CA, United States

    Prints our latex balloons

  • Digital Printer

    San Jose, CA

    Gift wrap printer

  • Digital Printer

    Las Vegas, NV

    Greeting card printer

  • Hot Foil Printer

    WI, United States

    Prints our motel style keychains

  • Hot Foil Printer

    MO, United States

    Prints our ready-made pencils

  • Laser Engraver

    NY, United States

    Produces our laser engraved keychains

  • Mug Printer

    Miami, FL

    Prints our ceramic mugs

  • Notepad Printer

    Massillon, OH

    Notepad printer

  • Pen Printer

    NY, United States

    Prints our pens

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on Oct 15, 2018
Frequently asked questions
Do you offer wholesale?

You bet your sweet ass we do! Our minimum opening order is $125.00 with $75.00 reorders. Email us your store name & address to wholesale@sweetperversion.com and we'll get you started.

Can you write a message inside of my card and send it directly to the recipient for me?

Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, we'll then handwrite your message & ship it off! Full disclosure: My handwriting is shit.

*As our cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.

I love your _____ card, but can it say _____ instead?

We're terribly sorry, but as our cards are printed by the hundreds, we're unable to make any changes to the design or text.

I need my order in two days, can you make that happen?

Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).

Is tracking included for greeting cards?

In order to keep shipping costs low, 1-3 greeting cards are shipped without tracking. If you prefer to have your cards shipped with tracking, it is available at checkout for US addresses. All other items include tracking.