theproperpatch

Orlando, Florida

3k
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5.0 (901)

5 years
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3k
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Rap Gods Bone Thugs Gun : Threaded Patch

$18.00

Say Hello To My Little Pouch Slayings : PVC Ranger Eye Patch

$11.00

Supergirl Cronie PVC Morale Patch #65

$8.00

Robocop Cronie PVC Morale Patch #66

$8.00

The Tire Evil Empire Threaded Velcro Patch

$10.00

Street King Grinchy

$15.00

F*CK You Very Much Ranger Eye Patch

$11.00

F*ck Around And Find Out Patch

$11.00

Embroidered Patch: Ronald Jarhead Clown Face in Jar (3"x5.25")

$15.00

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Street King Bullet Bill

$15.00

C3P0 Fries Threaded

$15.00

Invincible Cronie PVC Morale Patch #67

$8.00

Street King Buster Mini

$11.00

Solo Cronie PVC Morale Patch #63

$8.00

Punisher Cronie PVC Morale Patch #64

$8.00

Flash Cronie PVC Morale Patch #62

$8.00

Safety's Off Ranger Eye Patch

$11.00

Street King Itchy and Scratchy

$15.00

Street King Monopoly Man Mini

$11.00

Flux Threaded Rattlecan

$15.00

C3P0 Cronie PVC Morale Patch #59

$8.00

Cyclops Cronie PVC Morale Patch #60

$8.00

Beastie Sabotage Megaphone Threaded Patch

$15.00

Toy operator Santa Clause Patch

$15.00

Loadout Legends Ranger Eye Patch

$11.00

Toy operator Hank Hill Patch

$15.00

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Rap Gods Slap Pack #2

$12.00

Red Leader Cronie PVC Morale Patch #55

$8.00

Galactus Cronie PVC Morale Patch #52

$8.00

New Superman Cronies PVC Morale Patch #51

$8.00

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NWA Sawed Off PVC Mini Patch MO

$12.00

Street King Yoshi Mini

$11.00

The Doll Cronies PVC Morale Patch #45

$8.00

Thanos F**k Off Finger

$11.00

Knees Weak Arms are Heavy RE Patch

$11.00

MAGATRON Mini Ranger Eye PVC Patch

$11.00

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Last updated on Apr 4, 2021

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5.0 (901)

Average item review

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Perry on Oct 7, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

good good good good good

Street King Mario Mini

Street King Mario Mini
Perry on Sep 26, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

good quality patches thank you

Street King Yoshi Mini

Street King Yoshi Mini
Josh on Oct 8, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Decent quality and fast shipping

Toy operator Ghostface Patch

Toy operator Ghostface Patch
Perry on Oct 7, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

good nice sticker good size

Street King Monopoly Sticker

Street King Monopoly Sticker
Perry on Oct 7, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

good nice sticker, good size

Street King Mario Sticker

Street King Mario Sticker
jeff on Oct 3, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

This sticker is so rad! I put it on my work truck and LOVE it!! Thanks for making such a cool sticker!!

Street King Mario Sticker

Street King Mario Sticker
Perry on Sep 26, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

good quality sticker thank you

Street King Monopoly Man Mini

Street King Monopoly Man Mini
Allen on Sep 25, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Always top shelf!!!

F*CK You Very Much Ranger Eye Patch

F*CK You Very Much Ranger Eye Patch
Daniel on Sep 8, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

A+ awesome patch, fast shipping.

Safety's Off Ranger Eye Patch

Safety's Off Ranger Eye Patch
Daniel on Sep 8, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

A+ awesome patch, fast shipping.

F*ck Around And Find Out Patch

F*ck Around And Find Out Patch

About theproperpatch

The Proper Patch

Sales 2,950

On Etsy since 2021

The Proper Patch

I make patches. Sew what?

I love patches. As a designer I always wanted to make my own. So I did and people seem to think they are cool. So I started selling them. I hand number each patch and will never make more than 100 of any patch. Each one is essentially my horcrux. So if a wizard comes knocking on your door one day looking for a proper patch, tell him to go suck on a broomstick. Thanks for stopping in and buy a damn patch already!

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