UniversalError

Groundbreaking art and post-contemporary literature

Spokane, Washington · 1053 Sales

UniversalError

Groundbreaking art and post-contemporary literature

Spokane, Washington 1053 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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Last updated on Nov 16, 2015

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KRAMER SUTRA by Chelsea Martin - SEINFELD book
$6.00
Butthole Sticker
$1.25
Welp patch
$5.50
Blue Velveeta Postcard
$5.00
Dream Date by Chelsea Martin
$6.00
Easy Fancy Noon Meal Greeting Card
$4.00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - banner card - bday - hbd
$4.00
HAHA SORRY WHAT - Dinosaur Woven Textile
$185.00
Award Winning I'M UPSET Pin
$1.50
Spoonin in the USA Sticker
$1.25
CRUISIN' Greeting Card
$4.00
Even Though I Don't Miss You by Chelsea Martin
$11.00
Vagina Party Sticker
$1.25
CHELSEA MARTIN 3 books deal
$30.00
Blessings of Cheese THANK YOU card
$4.00
Pregnant Cat Lady Art Print by William Schultz
$16.00
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About

You can't be happy all the time but you can be happy sometimes

We founded this company with only one goal in mind: to distract ourselves from the xbox.

Our products are not for everyone, sure, but look at yourself, you would look good in anything. Has anyone ever told you that you should be a famous model? We would be lying if we said you weren’t the most beautiful gem we’d ever seen, and we know because we watched you through your window the other night (for market research) and saw you basking in the glow of your laptop, occasionally attempting to sing along to songs whose lyrics you clearly did not know.

Nothing can make you a happier person. Whatever ratio of happiness to unhappiness you experience in general will probably be maintained for the rest of your life. We are a realistic company, not a blindly optimistic one. While we can’t promise you everlasting complacency or a meaningful and loving relationship (because we know that’s what you’re really after), that’s no reason to deny yourself a product that you obviously identify with and long for. You can’t be happy all the time but you can be happy sometimes.

And that’s our motto here at Universal Error.

Our other motto is "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU."

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Shop members

  • Chelsea Martin

    Designer, Creative Director

    Chelsea is the author of Mickey (Curbside Splendor, 2016), Even Though I Don't Miss You (SF/LD, 2013). jerkethics.com

  • Paul Henri

    Owner, Model, Customer Service

    Paul is a full-time researcher of 90's song lyrics and cheat codes to 90's video games. He's texted with Bill Murray.

  • William Schultz

    Artist, Creator, Designer

    William is an illustrator living in Los Angeles, CA.

  • Crombeck

    Assistant, Creator, Designer

    Crombeck is a multi-media artist

Shop policies

Last updated on February 7, 2011

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards