some witch that makes art in the swamp

Savannah, Georgia

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*random sticker included with each order over $10


Last updated on Dec 10, 2020

welcome to my little shop of macabre and surreal prints, stickers, paintings, and resin sculptures
*random sticker included with each order over $10



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Jackie DeVore

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Jackie DeVore


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About uselessprogress

Sales 54
On Etsy since 2008

why are you here?

Hi, I'm jackie. I'm just an artist-type with an over-the-top need to make weird, new shit.
I once spent 3 months learning how to make monster-movie-quality latex masks because I wanted to be my favorite cartoon character for halloween. I listen to sad, sad songs, and paint colorful things. I put dye and shards of glass in resin and call it fine art.

I used to organize a large-scale horror festival. Now I have a long-running horror podcast with two other horror-loving women.

My best friend and I run an online space for womxn, by womxn, of womxn where we connect, talk, share resources, and support each other.

I admin a few gaming servers, admin a very large gaming community, and helped build a social network for nerdist.

I play a bunch of classical instruments, and have a whole album of photos of myself dressed up in zombie makeup. I also rescue bunnies.

My favorite dinosaur is the therizinosaur.

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  • Jackie DeVore


    Some witch that makes art in the swamp. I rescue bunnies, mess with the green, then paint weird things. I play too many videogames, and watch too many cartoons.

Shop policies

Last updated on April 30, 2020
Stock changes frequently, and I sometimes go through long periods of not posting things for sale on here.

Items besides prints are one-of-a-kind, unique, and will most likely never be made again.

Please feel free to check out other art of mine at, or on insta (@jackietherobot). If you see anything there you'd like a print of, please contact me directly.

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
Due to the nature of my items, I cannot accept returns or exchanges unless there is a defect with the item received.
Payment requested at time of purchase via CC or paypal only. pre-made items are shipped within a few days. Made-to-order items will specify a turn-around time in the item description.
Cancellations accepted within 24 hrs of purchase or before shipped only.
All items shipped via first class where available. Tracking number will be provided upon shipping.
Items shipped together will have a combined shipping total.
International orders may be accepted based on availability. Please contact to request an International order.
Additional policies and FAQs
Commissions not accepted at this time.