The One That Existed Long Ago - we were making these long before multitudes of commercially produced sitcom merch was sold everywhere and you've been loving them ever since! ✨#supportsmall

♡ FREE UK DELIVERY ON ORDERS £25+ (auto-applied) ♡

MUST KNOWS:
• Shot in bright, natural light
• Glossy, high-shine finish but NOT waterproof and NOT vinyl - these are retro paper stickers.
• Dimensions: 2,5 - 6.5cm approx.
• These are not print-outs - each sticker is drawn, coloured, laminated and cut out by hand, so there will be immaterial variations between each sticker of the same design. Note also that some of the photos show our OG original product, where pencils were used for colouring - we now use permanent inks for this, which are more vibrant! We may also include a few digitally produced stickers in the pack (still hand-drawn, just using a digital pencil!).
• Packed in a biodegradable sleeve - we may pack several sets into one sleeve to reduce consumerism.
• Stickers have 3 layers: glossy laminate layer + paper sticker itself + peel-off paper sticker back. Please take care that you are peeling the back off and not the top glossy laminate layer - we recommend starting with the sticker design facing down and peeling from the back.

CHOOSING YOUR STICKERS:
Please list your choices in a note with the order. Otherwise, a random selection will be chosen for you (we try not to include repeats but cannot guarantee!).


STICKER DESIGNS:

1. • "HOW YOU DOIN' ?"
2. • "Smelly Cat" + smelly cat illustration
3. • 'HELLO I AM:' sticker + "Regina Phalange"
4. • 'HELLO I AM:' sticker + "ROSS" + "OCCUPATION: DINOSAURS"
5. • 'HELLO I AM:' sticker + "CHANANDLER BONG"
6. • 'HELLO I AM:' sticker + "MONANA"
7. • Speech bubble sticker + "WE WERE ON A BREAK"
8. • Speech bubble sticker + "ISN'T THAT JUST KICK-YOU-IN-THE-CROTCH, SPIT-ON-YOUR-NECK FANTASTIC?"
9. • Speech bubble sticker + "YOU CAN'T HAVE S-E-X WHEN YOU'RE TAKIN' CARE OF A B-A-B-I-E!"
10. • Speech bubble sticker + "PIVOT!"
11. • Speech bubble sticker + "CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A SARCASTIC COMMENT?"
12. • "that is BRAND NEW INFORMATION!!"
13. • "PAPER, SNOW, A GHOST!" + ghost illustration
14. • "I WANT YOU. I NEED YOU" + pineapple illustration
15. • "SUP WITH THE WHACK PLAYSTATION SUP?" + video game controller illustration
16. • "UNAGI" + unagi nigiri sushi illustration
17. • "AH. SALMON SKIN ROLL" + maki roll sushi illustration
18. • "She's your LOBSTER" + lobster illustration
19. • "MORE TURKEY MR. CHANDLER?" + roast turkey illustration
20. • "ICHIBAN lipstick for MEN" + lipstick illustration

21. • "FRANKIE SAYS RELAX!" + T-Shirt illustration
22. • "SMELL THE FART ACTING"
23. • Speech bubble sticker + "THIS IS NOT OUT OF THE BLUE. THIS IS SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLUE!"
24. • Speech bubble sticker + "OH MOMMY! OH DADDY! I AM A BIG FAT BADDY!"
25. • Speech bubble sticker + "DING DONG. THE PSYCHO'S GONE."
26. • Speech bubble sticker + "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!!"
27. • Speech bubble sticker + "DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS?"
28. • Speech bubble sticker + "ALRIGHT THERE, MOTHER-KISSER?"
29. • Speech bubble sticker + "MONICA, BANG!"
30. • "UGLY BABY judges you!!"
31. • "55-JIMBO" + beeper illustration
32. • "I've got magic beans" + magic beans illustration
33. • "15 YEMEN Rd, YEMEN" + road sign illustration
34. • "YOU DON'T OBSERVE A DANCE CLASS. YOU DANCE A DANCE CLASS." + dancing shoe illustration
35. • "YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR, I'M CHOPPING THE GARLIC. IT'S A WACKY WORLD" + garlic and knife illustration
36. • " THIS HAND IS YOUR HAND, THIS HAND IS MY HAND! OH WAIT THAT'S YOUR HAND, NO WAIT IT'S MY HAND" + hand illustrations
37. • MOCKOLATE + illustration
38. • "GUM WOULD BE PERFECTION" + illustration
39. • "IT'S A MOO POINT" + cow illustration
40. • "WANTED: female roommate non-smoker, non-ugly" + sign illustration

41. • Speech bubble sticker + "HE'S A TRANSPONSTER" !!
42. • "IT'S A METAPHOR DADDY!!" + purse illustration
43. • "GOT THE KEYS?" + key illustration
44. • "DRINK THE FAT." + glass of fat illustration
45. • "PRINCESS CONSUELA BANANA HAMMOCK" + crown illustration
46. • Speech bubble sticker + "LONDON BABY!!"
47. • Speech bubble sticker + "LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK. OH, I DON'T CARE."
48. • Speech bubble sticker + ""SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN..."
49. • Speech bubble sticker + "THEY DON;T KNOW THAT WE KNOW THAT THEY KNOW!"
50. • Speech bubble sticker + "HEY IT'S FUNNY'S COUSIN, NOT FUNNY!!"
51. • Speech bubble sticker + "OH. MY. GOD."
52. • "THERE'S MORE ALCOHOL RIGHT?" + margarita illustration
53. • "OH GOD. HERE COME THE MEAT SWEATS" + meats illustrations
54. • "WELL THE FRIDGE BROKE, SO I HAD TO EAT EVERYTHING!" + fridge illustration
55. • "I'M NOT EVEN SORRY..." + cake illustration
56. • "JOEY SPECIAL" + 2 pizzas illustration
57. • "YOU DON'T OWN A TV? WHAT'S ALL YOUR FURNITURE POINTED AT?!" + TV illustration
58. • "HI I'M CHANDLER. COULD I BE WEARING ANY MORE CLOTHES?!" + shorts + briefs illustrations
59. • "THIS IS MY HUSBAND: CRAP BAG." + poop illustration
60. • "double-banner sticker + "no uterus, no opinion."


YOU MIGHT LIKE THESE BADGES:
• "NO UTERUS, NO OPINION" (CUSTOMISABLE): www.etsy.com/uk/listing/210246547/banner-shaped-no-uterus-no-opinion?ref=shop_home_active_10
• FEMINIST: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/207614882/banner-shaped-feminist-badge-pin?ref=shop_home_active_4
• GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/231841211/triple-banner-girls-just-wanna-have?ref=shop_home_active_6
• We also create beautiful jewellery: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/teapeach?ref=condensed_trust_header_icon_sold§ion_id=16446351