Funny 50th Birthday Card - Premium Vintage, Dodgy History
Price:CA$7.83
Designed by Bad Wrap
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Highlights
A funny 50th birthday card for a friend or partner with fifty years of stories you probably should not repeat. Premium vintage, questionable provenance and a small red auction tag.
The front reads:
50.
PREMIUM VINTAGE.
DODGY HISTORY.
WHAT YOU GET
• One folded portrait greeting card, 7 by 5 inches (nominal 178 by 127 mm)
• Matte Mohawk Fine Paper, 324gsm
• Blank inside for your own message
• One brown Kraft envelope
This is one physical card with an envelope. It is sent blank to you, ready to write and give or post yourself. The wording and design are fixed; personalisation is not offered.
Printed to order by our production partner, Prodigi. Processing time: 3–5 working days. Delivery follows dispatch; see the estimated arrival dates at checkout. UK delivery only.
Designed by BADWRAP with AI-assisted artwork. Lifestyle images are AI-assisted mock-ups, not photographs of a printed sample. Decorative props are not included.
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