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Rude Retirement Card - No More Asking Permission for a Day Off, Leaving Card
Designed by Bad Wrap
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Highlights
A rude retirement card for a colleague who has submitted their last holiday request. A small form stamped APPROVED marks the freedom to take a day off.
The front reads:
RETIRED.
NO MORE ASKING
PERMISSION FOR
A FUCKING DAY OFF.
Adult humour for someone who shares your sense of humour. The first photo covers one adult word for display. Your physical card is printed with the full, uncensored wording shown here and in the exact front image.
WHAT YOU GET
• One folded portrait greeting card, 7 by 5 inches (nominal 178 by 127 mm)
• Matte Mohawk Fine Paper, 324gsm
• Blank inside for your own message
• One brown Kraft envelope
This is one physical card with an envelope. It is sent blank to you, ready to write and give or post yourself. The wording and design are fixed; personalisation is not offered.
Printed to order by our production partner, Prodigi. Processing time: 3–5 working days. Delivery follows dispatch; see the estimated arrival dates at checkout. UK delivery only.
Designed by BADWRAP with AI-assisted artwork. Lifestyle images are AI-assisted mock-ups, not photographs of a printed sample. Decorative props are not included.
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