Price:$5.54
Rude Retirement Card - Out of Office, Out of Fucks, Sweary Leaving Card
Designed by Bad Wrap
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Highlights
A rude retirement card for the colleague or friend who is finally switching off for good. A closed laptop and party streamer mark the end of office life.
The front reads:
RETIRED.
OUT OF OFFICE.
OUT OF FUCKS.
Adult humour for someone who shares your sense of humour. The first photo covers one adult word for display. Your physical card is printed with the full, uncensored wording shown here and in the exact front image.
WHAT YOU GET
• One folded portrait greeting card, 7 by 5 inches (nominal 178 by 127 mm)
• Matte Mohawk Fine Paper, 324gsm
• Blank inside for your own message
• One brown Kraft envelope
This is one physical card with an envelope. It is sent blank to you, ready to write and give or post yourself. The wording and design are fixed; personalisation is not offered.
Printed to order by our production partner, Prodigi. Processing time: 3–5 working days. Delivery follows dispatch; see the estimated arrival dates at checkout. UK delivery only.
Designed by BADWRAP with AI-assisted artwork. Lifestyle images are AI-assisted mock-ups, not photographs of a printed sample. Decorative props are not included.
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Returns & exchanges not accepted
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Ships from: United Kingdom
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