📍Framed and finished cross stitch by cross stitch bitch with any message and/or image of your choice (as long as it fits ...and as long as it's do-able!).

📍Prices are based on how long the stitch will take to complete in the font pictured - any more than 15 words will cost more so if you have more words that you’d like stitched then please message me before you place your order so I can give you a price.
The same applies if you would like a different font to the one pictured - I’m happy to do any font but if it involves more work then it will cost more so again, please drop me a message before you place the order.
If you have a specific idea or picture of what you would like then please send it to me when you order, if not I will just go wild with my own design!

📍 I'm also happy to stitch from patterns that have been bought elsewhere - these are usually a lot more detailed and involve considerably more work & will cost a lot more, so if you would like me to do this drop me a message before placing an order so I can take a look at the pattern and I can give you an accurate price

📍Perfect unique personalised, birthday custom gift for a best friend, brother, sister, mother father and anyone in between, rude, sweary ideas welcomed along with clean!

📍Material:
I use Anchor/DMC thread on a 14 count Aida fabric.

📍Frames:
Frames are wooden & measure 5x7" They are available in black or white.

📍Upgrade Service
It will usually take between 5-7 working days to make this stitch.
If you need it in a hurry & would like to use my upgrade service then for an extra £7.00 I will make & ship the stitch within 48 hours.
When you checkout select the "SHIP WITHIN 48HR UPGRADE" option in the upgrade
section.

📍Joke Presents
Life’s too short to not spend it laughing out loud. My cross stitches encourage silliness, hilarity, and cheekiness, which is why Cross Stitch Bitch is your go-to for funny gifts. If you’re looking for a present that’s guaranteed to make someone giggle, shop and laugh-out-loud at everything on offer.

Silly Gifts For Lasting Memories
Got a colleague’s birthday coming up? Is it your bezzies hen do soon? Perhaps you’re thinking over ideas for a funny present for Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or a Secret Santa surprise. Have the recipient, (especially the difficult to buy for) literally in stitches (geddit?!) with my cute cottage core embroidery style needlework, borderline inappropriate rude and cheeky designs. You don’t even need an occasion to give the gift of laughter - or even better just treat yourself. Cheer someone & yourself up with these hilarious present ideas!

For Every Kind of Humour, There’s a Funny Gift Idea For That
Humour is a unique thing that varies from person to person, but all of my designs are rib-tickling keepsakes!

Each cross stitch is my own design, sometimes sweary but sometimes sentimental, custom designs are also available.

If you’re looking for silly, a bit immature, but entirely funny, then you’re on the right place. Guaranteed laughter and chuckles, nothing beats that feeling, so have a browse of my one of a kind gifts now!