Welcome to my shop! After losing my job a couple months ago I started putting more time into my Etsy and the result is these awesome dumpster fires!
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Last updated on Feb 20, 2023
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Etsy buyer on Mar 22, 2022
5 out of 5 starsMy friend broke her original one, which felt very on-brand. She laughed very hard when I was able to get her a replacement. Thanks for the smile!
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Etsy buyer on Mar 9, 2021
5 out of 5 starsSo cute and such a wonderful memory of 2020! This was sent out to me really quickly and was better than I expected.
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Etsy buyer on Feb 20, 2021
5 out of 5 starsThere were many 2020 Dumpster Fire ornaments out there to choose from, but we picked the best, hands down. Item was shipped quickly, and securely packed. The ornament itself was hilarious (in all the right ways), and perfectly made. We loved it and are grateful for such a high-quality ornament. Thank you CognitiveFlow!
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Etsy buyer on Feb 6, 2021
5 out of 5 starsPerfectly captures the essence of 2020. Cute, big enough to not get lost on the tree. Only reason I gave 4 starts was that the flame part does feel a little thin and like it could break.
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Katia on Jan 24, 2021
5 out of 5 starsAdorable and well made! What a great way to honor the reality of 2020.
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E on Jan 22, 2021
5 out of 5 starsThis dumpster fire of a year needed a dumpster fire ornament. Very cute and well packed. Thank you!
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Emily on Jan 19, 2021
5 out of 5 starsArrived quickly. Exactly as described. The perfect ornament for 2020!
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