SemiFunctionalHuman

Los Angeles, California

34
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (6)
4 months
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (6)
34
sales
4 months
on Etsy
34
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (6)
4 months
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (6)
34
sales
4 months
on Etsy
34 Sales

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About SemiFunctionalHuman

Have you ever thought, boy, I wish I could wear a meme?

Sales 34
On Etsy since 2026

Have you ever thought, boy, I wish I could wear a meme?

Ethereal memes bound to the physical realm.

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    Ryan Paixao

    Owner, Marketer, Designer

    I'm a Brazilian-American who grew up in the US northeast. I'm an connoisseur of dumb internet culture. A big fan of absurd, satirical, and dark humor, as well as sci-fi and fantasy in general.

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    Sofia Lima

    Owner, Designer, Curator

    I was born and raised in Minas Gerais, Brazil. I'm a fan of dark humor, carnaval, phenomenology, and 80's music. I find comfort in a bowl of caldo de mandioca, and my cat Quiron.

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    Quiron

    Purr-rator

    meow meow meow. meow meow. prrrrrrrrrrr.

Production partners

  • Inkedjoy

    Shenzhen, China

    They print my designs on to their products. Then they ship them out to my customers.

  • Printify

    United States

    My production partner, Printify, takes my design and prints it on one of their t-shirts. Then they mail out the shirt to a buyer.

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Last updated on Apr 12, 2026

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