BadStitchDesignCo

District of Columbia, United States

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7 months
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Last updated on 03 Mar, 2026

Welcome to Bad Stitch Design Co — home of NDLPT Charts for Bad Stitches.

We make needlepoint charts for people who love tiny stitches and big attitudes. If you’ve ever thought, “This would look better with profanity,” you’re in the right place.

Our charts are equal parts classy and chaotic. Think traditional needlepoint energy… but make it petty.

🪡 Instant-download needlepoint charts
🪡 Bold typography, snarky sayings, and questionable life advice
🪡 Beginner-friendly layouts (even if your back looks like a crime scene)
🪡 Designs perfect for hoops, pillows, gifts, or passive-aggressive décor

All designs are original to Bad Stitch Design Co.
Charts are digital downloads — no physical canvas or threads included (we trust you to handle that part).
For personal use only unless otherwise agreed.

Bad Stitch Design Co
Stitch pretty. Talk trash.

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5.0 (5)

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Etsy buyer on 13 May, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

I'm working on it now. I was so excited to find it and then print it out to work on.

Beaver Gas Station Needlepoint Stitch Chart Funny Beginner Digital PDF Instant Download Pattern

Beaver Gas Station Needlepoint Stitch Chart Funny Beginner Digital PDF Instant Download Pattern
Nicole on 14 Apr, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

This is such a fun pattern to stitch

Jess responded on 14 Apr, 2026

thank you so much! I’m really glad to hear you’re enjoying it!

Beaver Gas Station Needlepoint Stitch Chart Funny Beginner Digital PDF Instant Download Pattern

Beaver Gas Station Needlepoint Stitch Chart Funny Beginner Digital PDF Instant Download Pattern
Jennifer on 17 Jun, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Loved the stiching, was easy and super beautiful. Had so much fun doing it.

Self Care Goose Reading Needlepoint Stitch Chart | Beginner Needlepoint Design (PDF Pattern)

Self Care Goose Reading Needlepoint Stitch Chart | Beginner Needlepoint Design (PDF Pattern)
Carla on 09 Jun, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Super cute pattern that's easy to follow. So excited to stitch this for my Christmas village collection!

Pet Store Needlepoint Village Stitch Chart | Beginner Needlepoint Pattern PDF Download Digital Design

Pet Store Needlepoint Village Stitch Chart | Beginner Needlepoint Pattern PDF Download Digital Design
Lara on 06 Apr, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Awesome pattern. Can't wait to try more.

Jess responded on 06 Apr, 2026

thank you so much!

Labrador Dog Needlepoint Chart | Easy 5x5 Inch Retriever Pattern (PDF Download)

Labrador Dog Needlepoint Chart | Easy 5x5 Inch Retriever Pattern (PDF Download)

About BadStitchDesignCo

Stitch, Please!

Sales 107

On Etsy since 2025

Stitch, Please!

Polite Craft. Impolite Content.

Bad Stitch Design Co started with a simple realization: traditional needlepoint is beautiful… but it could use a little more attitude.

Somewhere between heirloom florals and perfectly polite monograms, we thought, “What if this said something unhinged instead?”

And just like that, NDLPT for Bad Stitches was born.

We design modern needlepoint charts for stitchers who appreciate:

A sharp needle

A sharper tongue

And décor that makes guests do a double take

Our vibe? Classic needlepoint energy with mildly chaotic messaging. The kind of piece your grandmother would admire… until she reads it.

We believe:

Your stitches don’t have to be perfect.

Your humor doesn’t have to be wholesome.

And stabbing fabric repeatedly is cheaper than therapy.

Whether your back is flawless or looks like a thread crime scene, you belong here.

Stitch pretty. Talk trash.

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Jess

Owner

Jess created Bad Stitch Design Co after realizing needlepoint is basically productive rage-stabbing. When she’s not designing charts, she’s probably starting another project in the name of "self care."

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