Get Your Shit Off My Counter Sign / Kitchen Humor / Farmhouse Decor / Funny Wood Sign
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“Great shop.and my item arrived quickly.”
Etsy buyer
Aug 20, 2026
Low in stock, only 1 left
Price:$8.00
Ships from Illinois
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Get it byNov 14-17
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Cost to ship$6.50 to United States, 43215.
Reviews for this item
Great shop.and my item arrived quickly.
Is exactly how it was described
Super cute sign, loved it
Great product and just as described. I hate a bunch of shit on my counter. Lol
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Specifications
Handmade wood sign Get Your Shit Off My Counter. This shelf sitter sign is made of pine wood cut, sanded, stained, hand-painted, and distressed.
No two signs will be identical as they are made and painted by hand. The wood may have different grain patterns or have knots that are naturally occurring in the wood.
This sign measures 5 1/2" by 5 1/2" by 3/4" thick.
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Made by
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MaterialsWood
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Width5.5 Inches
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Height5.5 Inches
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Depth.75 Inches
Delivery details and policies
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Get it byNov 14-17
Your order should arrive by this date if you buy today. To calculate an estimated delivery date you can count on, we look at things like the carrier's latest transit times, the seller's processing time and shipping history, and where the order is shipping to and from.
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Returns and exchangesNot accepted.
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Ships fromForrest, ILShorter shipping distances are kinder to the planet
Ordering items closer to you is more likely to reduce your purchase's carbon footprint.
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Cost to ship$6.50 to United States, 43215
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