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Unfortunately, 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝝞𝗙𝝞𝗖 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝝞𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗔𝝢𝝢𝝤𝗧 𝝗𝗘 𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗔𝝢𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗗. With this in mind, please place your order well in advance of the date you need it. Choose an expedited shipping option at checkout to shorten the SHIPPING time. This does NOT rush the production time. · Available shipping options will be shown to you at checkout on the cart page. (If you do not see an option that works for you, please message us for additional expedited shipping options. ) · Estimated delivery date range will show on cart page when you select shipping method · Holidays and inclement may delay your order.

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Custom and personalized orders

Personalization options for each item will be as stated on each listing. If you would like to *gently* modify a design we currently offer - for example, changing "Save Water Drink Champagne" to "Save Water Drink Bourbon" - there will not be an additional design set-up fee. Not all designs will be able to be modified, but please check with us if you have an idea! We cannot print any trademarked logos, characters or phrases, licensed designs, or any other shop or designers' work. If you own the rights to a design and need your artwork or logo printed on an item, please check out our custom items or message us! https://www.etsy.com/shop/JoyandChaos?ref=seller-platform-mcnav&section_id=25466852

All of our customized items are hand printed to order. We are not able to offer bulk discounts on every item due to the additional time it takes to personalize. However, we do have many custom items that include tiered bulk pricing discounts, such as our canvas favor bags, tote bags, face masks, clothing, and more. See individual listings for specific price information.

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Funny Gift for Wife - Cotton Tea Towel - Dishwasher Christmas Gift from Husband - Funny Gifts for Girlfriend from Boyfriend - Kitchen Towels

Name: Funny Gift for Wife - Cotton Tea Towel - Dishwasher Christmas Gift from Husband - Funny Gifts for Girlfriend from Boyfriend - Kitchen Towels
Brand: JoyandChaos
SKU: 272712090
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (24774 reviews)

JoyandChaos

Ships from Illinois

Arrives soon! Get it by Jun 10-15 if you order today

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Designed by JoyandChaos
Ships from Illinois! Shorter shipping distances are kinder to the planet
Materials: Cotton

This "I Have A Dishwasher" cotton dish towel is a funny gift for any friend with a "helpful" partner!
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𝗧𝗘𝗔 𝗧𝝤𝗪𝗘𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗔𝝞𝗟𝗦
• 100% cotton
• Size: 20" x 28"
• Quick drying multi-purpose kitchen towel
**Towel will shrink approx. 15% after machine wash/dry (to 16" x 25")

𝗧𝗘𝗔 𝗧𝝤𝗪𝗘𝗟 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝝞𝝢𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗧𝝞𝝤𝝢𝗦
• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low or dry flat

• Our tea towels and kitchen accessories are digitally printed with environmentally-friendly water based inks. This printing process permanently dyes the fabric of each item, unlike a screen print or transfer that lays on top of the fabric. The colors of the printed design on your item will reflect the fabric absorbing the ink dye, which leaves a very high quality, soft finish that will not fade or crack.

𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙀: Due to variations in each device's display settings and calibration, printed colors may sometimes appear different or less bright than what you see on your screen.

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• Although we cannot guarantee specific delivery dates, feel free to message us for other expedited shipping options.

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As shipping carriers can occasionally experience unexpected delays due to weather and other circumstances beyond our control, we always encourage our customers to 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗦 𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗔𝗦 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝝞𝗙 𝗬𝝤𝗨 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗟𝝞𝝢𝗘!

As stated in Etsy’s buyer policies (https://www.etsy.com/legal/buyers/?ref=list), sellers cannot be held responsible or issue refunds for packages that arrive later than the estimated delivery date range.

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We hope you like what you see as much as we love creating it!

Thanks!
♥︎ Marlo & Lisa

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5.0

(5 reviews)

Buyer highlights, summarized by AI: Love it · Gift-worthy · Fast shipping · Cute · Great quality

5 This item

Lauren Oct 5, 2020

Gave this to my grandmother for her birthday. She won't even use it because she loves it so much. She and my grandfather have it hanging up in their kitchen to show everyone

Lauren Oct 5, 2020