Ketamine Badge Reel: Funny Sarcastic Nurse Anesthesia Vet Tech Gift

Ketamine: not just for horses anymore! Whether you're an anesthesia nurse, psych CRNA, or sarcastic vet tech, this funny nurse badge reel is your daily dose of dark humor – no prescription needed.

🔍 HOW TO ORDER
1️⃣ Use the "Choose a Badge Reel" dropdown to select your clip style
2️⃣ Use the "Add ID Holder?" dropdown to include a clear ID sleeve if needed
3️⃣ Choose your Quantity
4️⃣ Click "Add to Cart" and you're all set!
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🌟 WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL
✔️ Built to last, even through wild shifts and long days
✔️ 24-inch smooth retractable cord
✔️ Clip styles for every setup: belt, swivel, carabiner, swappable, and more
✔️ Larger size = more visibility and more fun on your uniform
✔️ Handmade with care in my Washington studio
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📐 THE DETAILS
✦ Size: 1.75" wide circular topper
✦ Cord Length: 24" retractable cord
✦ Materials: Durable plastic housing + strong metal clip
✦ Finish: Glossy printed design with a protective coating that wipes clean easily
✦ Attachment: Industrial-strength epoxy or secure interlocking discs (for swappable)
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🧵 STYLE OPTIONS
🌀 Standard Belt Clip – Classic, sits flat against scrubs
🌀 Swivel Pinch Clip – Rotates 360° for flexibility
🌀 Heavy Duty Carabiner – Clips to belt loops, bags, or thicker materials
🌀 Topper Only – Just the decorative top for your own reel
🌀 Swappable Belt Clip – Interchangeable topper system with secure interlocking discs
🌀 Swappable Pinch Clip – Swappable and swivel-friendly
🌀 Refrigerator Magnet – Stick it up at work or home!

👉 Swappable styles use secure interlocking discs for secure attachment. "Topper Only" includes an extra interlocking disc for your DIY project.
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📦 SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Your handmade badge reel ships fast within 1–3 business days via USPS. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's out the door. Every item is carefully packed for a smooth, safe delivery.
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🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR:
✦ Psych CRNAs who love a little sarcasm with their sedation
✦ Anesthesia nurses during Nurse Week or a fun team gift
✦ Vet techs with a dark sense of humor and horse jokes to spare
✦ Medical students or residents rotating through psych or anesthesia
✦ Any healthcare pro who lives for inside jokes and ketamine memes
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🤝 MY REEL-DEAL GUARANTEE
Hassle-free 12-month coverage for cracks, snaps, or defects.
✔ Send your order # + a quick photo of the damage.
✔ One free replacement per reel, shipped to the original address.
✔ Lost your reel? I'll still help; ask for a 40% off reorder coupon.
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💬 CUSTOMER CARE
I'm a real person who actually answers messages, so if you've got a question, don't hesitate to reach out. I'm here to make your shopping experience easy and fun!

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